would you rather.... ?

[Människöpesten]

ring finger. i got a feeling having no pinky would throw me WAY off.

Would you rather get shot in the chest or lose your thumb?

[bbk]

Originally Posted by Människöpesten

ring finger. i got a feeling having no pinky would throw me WAY off.

Would you rather get shot in the chest or lose your thumb?

Depends on the caliber of bullet and whether or not I'd survive, riteeee???

And losing a thumb would be damn near close to losing an entire hand. We need our thumbs for everything involving grip. Hell, I'll just get shot in the chest.

---- would you rather get kicked in the groin at full force by a soccer champion ONCE, or get punched in the face at full force by a boxing champ THREE times GLOVELESS?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[user472884]

hands down the face.

Ya ever hear of a balltap boaih? all it takes is a tiny little backhand, where only the very tip of the middle finger makes contact... it'll put you in the infirmary for days

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Would you rather be with a freakishly tall Amazon chick, or a dwarf chick?

[Tchaikovsky]

Amazon chick

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Would you rather eat monkey brains or bull testicles?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Tchaikovsky

Amazon chick

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Would you rather eat monkey brains or bull testicles?

I've actually eaten monkey brains before*, so I'd go with that again
I'd imagine bull bollocks to be a cross between chicken nuggets and sinew

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Would you rather tattoo your entire torso blue, or just the whites of your eyes?




(* technicality being that "monkey brains" is a dish at a sushi restaurant here that's pretty much a 'thing' with half an avocado, half spicy tuna, and deep fried... it's fucking amazing)

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I've actually eaten monkey brains before*, so I'd go with that again
I'd imagine bull bollocks to be a cross between chicken nuggets and sinew

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Would you rather tattoo your entire torso blue, or just the whites of your eyes?




(* technicality being that "monkey brains" is a dish at a sushi restaurant here that's pretty much a 'thing' with half an avocado, half spicy tuna, and deep fried... it's fucking amazing)

Whites of my eyes. It'd freak people out.


Would you rather "drink" a cup of thumbtacks or dive into a bathtub filled with needles? While wearing absolutely nothing.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Whites of my eyes. It'd freak people out.


Would you rather "drink" a cup of thumbtacks or dive into a bathtub filled with needles? While wearing absolutely nothing.

The quotes around "drink" make me doubt the intended denotation of the verb. If it is just put a whole cup worth in your mouth, I'd take that.

If it's legitimately drinking, I'd rather blow my brains out

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

The quotes around "drink" make me doubt the intended denotation of the verb. If it is just put a whole cup worth in your mouth, I'd take that.

If it's legitimately drinking, I'd rather blow my brains out

Hahaa, maybe I should've used the word "swallow" instead?

Yes, so would you rather swallow a cup of thumbtacks, or jump into a tub of needles naked?

[The Gate Keeper]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Hahaa, maybe I should've used the word "swallow" instead?

Yes, so would you rather swallow a cup of thumbtacks, or jump into a tub of needles naked?

Tub of needles I'd rather not die of internal bleeding.

[user472884]

I'm taking 12 gauge to the throat, Bob.

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Would you rather slip in the shower on a small pineapple, or on a brand new golf shoe?