Alizee first Earth ambassador

[Matrix]

If other forms of life are discovered in deep space, we should send Alizee as the official Earth ambassador to begin discussions with the new civilization.

I don't mean physically send her, since the universe is so vast, but send a music video of her into deep space with a welcome message.

What should Alizee say first to the new life that is yet to be discovered?

Bonjour je suis Alizee, the earth welcomes you to our planet! Have a nice day

[Luc]

That's a great idea

On the other hand, if the aliens have seen Alizée they all want to come to Planet Earth
It it will be very busy here

[brad]

Alizée would make the perfect Earth ambassador. The only problem is, when they get here they will be disappointed by everyone else compared to her

[Krey317]

Originally Posted by brad

The only problem is, when they get here they will be disappointed by everyone else compared to her

I think thats the price we all pay lol, at least on this site.

[Rocket]

What if the aliens are big bad biker aliens that doesn't know we're here. We could all wind up on some intergalactial slave trade all because we sent Alizee to say, 'Hi there!'

[Drake498]

Originally Posted by brad

Alizée would make the perfect Earth ambassador. The only problem is, when they get here they will be disappointed by everyone else compared to her

Originally Posted by Krey317

I think thats the price we all pay lol, at least on this site.

Bah, its so true -_-

Oh well, we just cant help it

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by Rocket

What if the aliens are big bad biker aliens that doesn't know we're here. We could all wind up on some intergalactial slave trade all because we sent Alizee to say, 'Hi there!'

The following is purloined without apologies from the late Isaac Asimov:

"But now wait just a bit, let's see, this isn't it
Since you haven't provided a maiden,
Who is both good and pure, yet with sexy allure,
And with not many clothes overlaiden.
Well, she's part of the crew, and so she's captured, too
And is ogled by foes who are lustful.
There's desire in each eye, and with good reason why,
For of beauty our girl has a bustfull.
Still, you go pretty fast, till this section is past
So the reader won't raise any ruction,
When recalling the foe are all reptiles, and so
Have no interest in human seduction."

[Edcognito]

Originally Posted by Deepwaters

The following is purloined without apologies from the late Isaac Asimov:

"But now wait just a bit, let's see, this isn't it
Since you haven't provided a maiden,
Who is both good and pure, yet with sexy allure,
And with not many clothes overlaiden.
Well, she's part of the crew, and so she's captured, too
And is ogled by foes who are lustful.
There's desire in each eye, and with good reason why,
For of beauty our girl has a bustfull.
Still, you go pretty fast, till this section is past
So the reader won't raise any ruction,
When recalling the foe are all reptiles, and so
Have no interest in human seduction."

I havn't heard anyone quoting him in AGES!





GOOD JOB!

Ed

[Rocket]

Deepwater, your point being?

[atra201]

Originally Posted by Deepwaters

The following is purloined without apologies from the late Isaac Asimov:

"But now wait just a bit, let's see, this isn't it
Since you haven't provided a maiden,
Who is both good and pure, yet with sexy allure,
And with not many clothes overlaiden.
Well, she's part of the crew, and so she's captured, too
And is ogled by foes who are lustful.
There's desire in each eye, and with good reason why,
For of beauty our girl has a bustfull.
Still, you go pretty fast, till this section is past
So the reader won't raise any ruction,
When recalling the foe are all reptiles, and so
Have no interest in human seduction."

so true ,so true