Vote for Stephen Colbert

Tchaikovsky · #1 04-12-2008, 01:55 PM

Vote for Stephen Colbert as TIME's most influential person of 2008 here. http://www.time.com/time/specials/20...724562,00.html

Remember, Stephen Colbert is America. So a vote against him is a vote against America.

HelixSix · #2 04-12-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchaikovsky

Remember, Stephen Colbert is America. So a vote against him is a vote against America.

This reminds me of a scene in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

ANAKIN: Don't make me kill you.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic ... to democracy.
ANAKIN: If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
OBI-WAN: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

The Cap · #3 04-12-2008, 03:19 PM

The only office Stephen Colbert is qualified to hold would be "Biggest Assh*le of the World Ever". Hey, he could put that on his "The Colbert Report" and it would be the funniest and "truthiest" thing that has ever been on that show.

Stephen Colbert is exactly what's WRONG with America. Well, him and Brittany Spears.

Seriously.

Tchaikovsky · #4 04-12-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cap

The only office Stephen Colbert is qualified to hold would be "Biggest Assh*le of the World Ever".

Well, if you honestly believe he is an assh*le, and what's more the "biggest assh*le of the world ever" then i'd suggest you get your priorities in order. Seriously.

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Originally Posted by The Cap

You ask me, Stephen Colbert is exactly what's WRONG with America. Well, him and Brittany Spears.

Could you go into detail as to how he is what's wrong with America and...putting him on the same level as Britney Spears?...I mean, c'mon.

Ali · #5 04-12-2008, 03:41 PM

Colbert is the man. HE IS AMERICA anyone who votes again him is UNPATRIOTIC.

Ali · #6 04-12-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cap

The only office Stephen Colbert is qualified to hold would be "Biggest Assh*le of the World Ever". Hey, he could put that on his "The Colbert Report" and it would be the funniest and "truthiest" thing that has ever been on that show.

Stephen Colbert is exactly what's WRONG with America. Well, him and Brittany Spears.

Seriously.

I am not sure what you are smoking.

If there is one person who hold the "Biggest Assh*le of the World Ever", it would the CHIMP that is in the White House. At least Colbert did start a war that needlessly got Americans killed. Colbert can run this country better than the CHIMP that's currently in the W.H. Colbert for President!

lilly · #7 04-12-2008, 03:47 PM

Im not American, so as an outsiders pov I think most ppl outside still prefer Jon Stewart!

And ANYONE can run a country better than the guy who is currently prez!

dreamer · #8 04-12-2008, 03:52 PM

I prefer Steve Carell...

Ali · #9 04-12-2008, 03:54 PM

Guys, John Stewart and Steve Carrel (his characterization in the The Office is hillarious) are both good choices.

Anyone other than you know who......

At least Stewart and Carrel can pronounce the world "nuclear" properly.

HelixSix · #10 04-12-2008, 03:55 PM

Great, this turned into a presidential hating thread. Very classy guys, I bet Alizée would be proud...