How Far Would You Go For Alizee?

[ciarac77]

Some prisons pay for overweight men to get breast augmentations so I wouldn't put it past them.

[tbailey]

Originally Posted by ciarac77

Not to start a fight or anything, but I'm not sure if that's such a good thing that prison isn't so much of a bad prospect. For the U.S. as a whole, that is, not just you in this hypothetical situation.

well prison as not so much of a bad prospect for me and not the general population if that's you are referring to - jail in general should be something that is a deterrent to criminal behavior but in this hypo and our situation that's not really relevant

well that is a good point but as stated w/o the prospect of death or serious battery jail may be not that bad especially if you have something to look foward too i.e. a life long relationship with Alizee

also you could make friends and even join a gang if you want

and i could read books literally all day and lift weights - that's not too bad for me

[tbailey]

Originally Posted by ciarac77

Some prisons pay for overweight men to get breast augmentations so I wouldn't put it past them.

what? i'm not too sure about that

my tax dollars going to give breast augmentations to men in jail
that's just out of line

[ciarac77]

Originally Posted by tbailey

well prison as not so much of a bad prospect for me and not the general population if that's you are referring to - jail in general should be something that is a deterent to criminal behavior

but i could read books literally all day and lift weights - that's not too bad for me

The fact that those things are reason enough for you to even pretend to want to go to jail proves that it really isn't that much of a deterrent to criminal behavior.

Originally Posted by tbailey

what? i'm not too sure about that

my tax dollars going to give breast augmentations to men in jail
that's just out of line

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...AGHA6V7I31.DTL

Oh, and I'm happy to let everyone get back on topic whenever they want. Sorry.

[tbailey]

Originally Posted by ciarac77

The fact that those things are reason enough for you to even pretend to want to go to jail proves that it really isn't that much of a deterrent to criminal behavior.



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...AGHA6V7I31.DTL

Oh, and I'm happy to let everyone get back on topic whenever they want. Sorry.

but the hypo never said that i would commit a crime only that i would go to jail - so the whole thing about being deterred from committing a crime really doesn't make sense in this situation

sorry i can be stubborn especially when i get into friendly arguments with ciarac

okay just read your article - isc (i stand corrected)

just hope that the breast reduction (and not augmentations as you stated earlier) is for extreme medical conditions i.e. to save one's back from going out from the extreme weight of the frontal region

but even then i'm still upset about it

[ciarac77]

Eh, my bad. Anything done in that region is questionable when paid for by the prison, especially when there are activities like lifting weights and exercise that can correct whatever health problems big man-boobs might cause, such as bad backs.

And again, it wasn't directed at your "hypo" necessarily, but just a general observation of incarceration period that your statement sparked, and how people aren't treated as prisoners in some cases at all with all the "fun" things they get to do. Some people are in there regardless of committing a crime, anyway, so it still does fit. That would be a judicial issue, though. That's more your turf, right?

[daniel1985]

Originally Posted by Paulina

I'd bake her a cake. That's as far as I'd go.

LMAO

Yes indeed, I too would bake her a cake.

A chocolate one.

With sprinkles on top.

Hooray for Alizee.

[Tchaikovsky]

What would you do for Alizée? Would you stand on one leg?

Would you act like a monkey?

Would you...would you kill a man?

[tbailey]

Originally Posted by Tchaikovsky

What would you do for Alizée? Would you stand on one leg?

Would you act like a monkey?

Would you...would you kill a man?

wait - are those hypos?

come on - you can do better than that

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Hypo 1

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you first have to spend 10 years in a federal prison? Here, though, there is no chance of being killed nor suffering sexual battery while in prison.

answer-ummmmm...... YEAH!!!!!!!

Hypo 2

Be with Alizee or be the quarterback of a really good NFL team (and therefore really rich, play a sport you might enjoy, be really famous, and enjoy any other perk you can think of)?

Answer-be with Alizee duh

Hypo 3

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you live in Siberia with her alone in a very secluded cottage. This means, though, that you can never see your family again, no TV, no video games, no friends, no music...etc)

answer-why wouldn't I

Hypo 4

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you just won 20 million in the lottery and that you have to give away the 20 million to support a political campaign you oppose (nothing like the Nazi party but like if you're a democrat giving the money to republicans and vice versa)?

answer-OH YEAH!!!!!

Hypo 5

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you're her servant: have to walk her dogs (3am daily if requested), you clean the house while see kicks back watching her favorite show, you have to do her laundry, cut the grass daily, clean the pool (and never enjoy swimming in it) take care of the house while she goes skiing in the Swiss Alps...etc.

answer- why not