[Official] Alizée's Twitter and Instagram -pre 2016

[User22]

No, it says "Je n'ai jamais vieillir", the name of her first single!

[Tchaikovsky]

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

Ugh. Those don't look very appetizing

[texasguy]

They eerily seem to resemble the Pretty Patty.

[WhiteFeather]

Originally Posted by texasguy

They eerily seem to resemble the Pretty Patty.

You sir, win.

[Future Raptor Ace]

Originally Posted by Kronos

I don't know, but maybe she is trying to tell us something by this picture, you know, a clue?



Let's see the colours. Brown. Jeremy has (I think?) brown hair! And Alizée said in a recent tweet that she wants to be blonde (white). And what skin colour is Matt? White. And what does the colour green represent? Ireland. And what skin colour is the majority in ireland? White. Matt is white. But what is the colour of the earth underneath Ireland? BROWN.

And what about the conundrum of the ordering of these things? Brown, triple white, green, but then, double green, triple brown?

If there is one brown on the upper row and three on the lower one, then there has to be four brown ones in total. One more than the other two colours. Remember whos hair colour was brown? Do you see where I'm going? The majority of the brown ones are now in the lower layer, with the white ones on the top.

Why is this?

This must mean that Alizée has separated from Jeremy and is keeping a part of him in her life, Annily, explaining the lone brown thingie in the top layer. The green shit in the top represents Matt (Matt=White=Ireland=Green) and how things are new, hence only one green thingfuck I don't know what the hell it's called.

I could be wrong, so I think we should dedicate the next 30 pages do deciphering this mystery picture. I mean she wouldn't post anything on twitter just for shits and giggles now would she?

^ Heh, very funny ...... screw you

Edit:

Originally Posted by WhiteFeather

I am positive this is her way of confirming or denying the rumors. There's no doubt about it.

If you zoom in multiple times on the third one in the top row, you can see writing in the ridges. I can't quite make it out, as it is in French, but I do see the names "Jeremy" and "Matt".

lol and screw you
Methinks you two are too scared to admit Alizee has split! Be safe in the world of denial!~
Now please stop derailing topics with sarcastic nonsense and post your actually opinions instead of mocking those of others.

[WhiteFeather]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

Methinks you two are too scared to admit Alizee has split! Be safe in the world of denial!~
Now please stop derailing topics with sarcastic nonsense and post your actually opinions instead of mocking those of others.

Honestly, I couldn't care less as to whether or not they split or are together.

See here. (that's from page 3).

Lighten up. It's all in good humor.

[pepelepew]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

^ Heh, very funny ...... screw you

Edit:


lol and screw you
Methinks you two are too scared to admit Alizee has split! Be safe in the world of denial!~
Now please stop derailing topics with sarcastic nonsense and post your actually opinions instead of mocking those of others.

I know you are , but what am I? Alizee and Mat sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G , first comes love and then comes marriage, and then Alizee pushing a baby carriage. Deny this FRA.

[Future Raptor Ace]

Originally Posted by pepelepew

I know you are , but what am I? Alizee and Mat sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G , first comes love and then comes marriage, and then Alizee pushing a baby carriage. Deny this FRA.

Oooh snap I got pwned

[pepelepew]

Just some good lillytown humor FRA!

[Bigdan]

mellealizee : " you're going to like it !"