If you can be President.

Youpidou1 · #1 03-26-2009, 02:06 AM

Everyone I want GOOD replies. Be funny and behave when posting.

If you can be President, what's the first thing you will do for the US population. with your presidency and what's your first luxury as a president.

First thing I will do for mother Earth I will ensure every important landmark in every country is seen by everyone in the country just too learn about culture and enjoy the nature of the countries that you will be seeing.

And my luxury as President, I will make my favorite burger shack open a burger store next door to the white house so I can go in every day and eat there huge 1 pound burgers filled with bacon uuuuugh.

Future Raptor Ace · #2 03-27-2009, 12:51 AM

I would put into effect Student Socialist Party at all Universities
-Tuition is the same for everyone, no matter if your part time or full time
-All meals on campus would be $5 no matter if its Steak or peanut butter & jelly
-Everyone would get the same grades
- You don't have to work to succeed!

Secondly I would bring back capital punishment only for those who chose to do illegal downloads

I would paint the white house black and call it the black house to show my caring for minorities

I would tax the poor heavily so the rich can live the high life and not care who they are hurting

Taxes in the states of Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Ohio would be raised to 40%

I will make a north and south Virginia making 52 states.

In order to vote you would have to pass an IQ test.

Hammurabi's Code will be put back in full effect

Everyone must be smarter than a 5th grader or else!!!!

Anyone who doesn't speak English upon their 4th year in the US will be deported to the moon

Monkeys will finally have equal rights!

If there is a country I cant pronounced it will be nuked without warning

Every friday will be jump off a cliff day, who ever doesn't participate loses health benefits

free health care for anyone who can already afford health care, for those who cant, the price will be raised 20 percent and an additional 5% based on how low your income is

Alizee will be my vice president, every Saturday will be Alizee music appreciation day, for those who refuse to participate will be brought to death (no trial) by the use of Chinese water torture

Trials will be for those who are only capable to give the judge a bribe which doesn't guarantee the winning of a case but will guarantee the stimulating and the pleasuring of our Overlord THE ECCONMEY. Lawyers will all be fired and sent to prison and robbed of all their wealth.

Everyone will be forced to save a bunch of money on their car insurance by switching to Geico, or be eaten alive by a bunch of geckos on our new TV show, " SOO I Refused to save money and disrespect capitalism!"

Monopolies are allowed only if the company owns boardwalk

Lastly I would pretend to solve the nations economic crises by printing tons of money so it can be worthless due to massive inflation

Vote for me if you want me to secure your nations utter destruction

oh and amendment:
Anyone by the name of Steve has to change their name to Wonder Woman or be put to death by lethal catapulting

Youpidou1 · #3 03-27-2009, 12:52 AM

got my vote.

alizee lover · #4 03-27-2009, 09:44 AM

Mine's too

Uhm u should also add that alizee be world wide known by every body

Future Raptor Ace · #5 03-30-2009, 06:39 PM

Alizee would be made into a mandatory government religion.
Our flag would consist of her face on it, and the bald eagle will be replaced with Alizee being out mascot
"In Alizee we trust"
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United states of America and to the republic in which is stands on nation under Alizee with liberty and justice for some!

Youpidou1 · #6 03-30-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

Alizee would be made into a mandatory government religion.
Our flag would consist of her face on it, and the bald eagle will be replaced with Alizee being out mascot
"In Alizee we trust"
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United states of America and to the republic in which is stands on nation under Alizee with liberty and justice for some!

You would probably have so many traitors in the USA because of people hating foreigners so you will probably go into a civil war.

alizee lover · #7 03-31-2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Youpidou1

You would probably have so many traitors in the USA because of people hating foreigners so you will probably go into a civil war.

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Not 2 worry i think us hmm alizee body guards can take care of that