Smart Quotes & Thoughts

[Rocket]

Some days you're the bug! Some days you're the windshield!

[Rocket]

When a woman says NO! Anything past that is harrassment. Up to that point, it goes under the heading of: Just trying to get lucky!

[Deepwaters]

If at first you don't succeed, try something different.

Human beings fall into three broad categories: those who command, those who obey, and those who can't be bothered doing either.

There are two equal and opposite errors a person can make about learning: to think he can't, and to think he doesn't have to.

The rules of civilized life make living bearable in the absence of love; love makes living bearable in the absence of those rules.

[espire]

You need only two things in life; duct tape and WD40. If something is moving and shouldn't, use duct tape. If it's stuck and should move, use WD40.

[Jess]

What life means to us is determined not so much by what life brings to us as by what we bring to life; not so much by what happens to us as by our reaction to what happens..... By: Lewis Dunning

[Jess]

If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it, even if I did not have the ability in the beginning.... By: Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

[nurvonic]

im not too big on quotes and profound sayings, but this one i liked:

"Death is certain. Life is not"

- i dunno

[O Rly]

There's an old saying that goes like: "If the sun sets in the evening, night is coming."

[OGRE]

Originally Posted by Rocket

When a woman says NO!

You've seen those evolution pics where we start with ape and transition to man. There is an analogous transition for women and "no". It goes like this:

NO!.....NO.......No!......No......no!......no..... nooooh....ooooh.

[Deepwaters]

LOL that was brave, OGRE.

Or very foolish.

Or something.