"Open Letter to Alizée" Project!

[TheBarrett]

Originally Posted by Fall06

Alizée: "Thanks to TheBarret for posting 2,8?? times on AA and Fall06 for being my top listener on Zune Market place!"

Can you imagine?! Awesome indeed lol

sorry for the other members lol Barrett suggested and earned it and i was just fantasizing that she would recognize me for doing that, but i do it anyway .

I don't think she's that internet-inclined as we are Fall.
Just live off what you deem as few strings of communication between you and her. Feed off of it.
Or just spend your life to catch hopefully a concert in the future and then be the closest you ever will, lest there be another autograph signing.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

I don't think she's that internet-inclined as we are Fall.
Just live off what you deem as few strings of communication between you and her. Feed off of it.
Or just spend your life to catch hopefully a concert in the future and then be the closest you ever will, lest there be another autograph signing.

didn't she say she was into all that computer stuff? like if she wasn't a singer she'd be in something with computers.

*holy crap I just got an image of Alizée in the Geek Squad

I'd be sledgehammering my computer every day.

I can already hear her yelling at me, "WTF? how did freaking your shoes get in the computer? Why are there broken bits of Pink cd's in the cd drives?"

[Forrplay]

Originally Posted by Jalen

didn't she say she was into all that computer stuff? like if she wasn't a singer she'd be in something with computers.

*holy crap I just got an image of Alizée in the Geek Squad

I'd be sledgehammering my computer every day.

I can already hear her yelling at me, "WTF? how did freaking your shoes get in the computer? Why are there broken bits of Pink cd's in the cd drives?"

Yes she did indeed say that if she wasn't a singer she would have her own dance school and if not that then she would be a computer engineer and I agree I'd die if she showed up at my door in a Geek squad outfit, she'd say "This isn't broken its unplugged" then I'd smash it and say "Oops how clumsy of me."

[Jenny_HRO87]

Originally Posted by Chuck

HR: Während dein Englisch sehr gut ist, hat dein Meinung noch einen deutschen Akzent. Vielleicht werden wir etwas beide lernen. Veilleicht...

What do you mean my opinion has a german accent?

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

didn't she say she was into all that computer stuff? like if she wasn't a singer she'd be in something with computers.

*holy crap I just got an image of Alizée in the Geek Squad

I'd be sledgehammering my computer every day.

I can already hear her yelling at me, "WTF? how did freaking your shoes get in the computer? Why are there broken bits of Pink cd's in the cd drives?"

i simply can't fathom the idea of someone like Alizee being a computer person.. that could be because all the computer people i've known are all quite the gamer geeks(not that everyone whose in computers are gamer geeks! )

id cry the day the JEAM dance dies for the sake of a software backup program.

[Jess]

I'll have to gather all my thoughts to come up with something nice to say in a letter, my brain is kind of scattered right now, new girlfriend, new website, new job project, new hair cut. I'll stop before someone threatens to hit me with a blunt object he he.

Anyways I think The Barret said it well on another board when he said we should all contribute as best we can and no idea is a bad idea, except the ones that are not shared of course. We should all do whatever we can, to some it may be easier to promote her via radio stations on colleges etc, others might find it easier to just go out and hand out samples and pamphlets. For those that want to send her demand letters, that's also a great idea why not show her our desire to expose her to our country and the world. Every little thing helps and also all this we'll help uplift the community's spirit...

[Tchaikovsky]

Originally Posted by Chuck

Eureka! An Idea Of A Bunch Of Ideas!

Guys & Gals,

On the Lillytown forum, on the discussions about the new album, some of the fans are nervous. Some of what they're saying was very surprising to me! Probably to some of you, too.

They're concerned for their girl, and her future career!

After her years of privacy, Alizée's comeback album "Psychedélices" was not considered a big success. In fact, they called it a commercial semi-failure.

And they're grateful for "The Mexican Miracle"** (their expression) for having saved her from the "yesterday's pop-stars trash bin" (my expression). (¡Gracias a todos nuestros miembros y amigos mejicanos!)

But they don't know if a Mexican Miracle will happen again, or if it'd even be enough to keep Wisteria Song in business....

To get to the point - they're actually hoping that this new album will be the one to break through for her in the US and Canada. Get it? We all want the same thing!


And it could very well happen, if we just sit back and write fan letters all day.

OR WE COULD POOL OUR FAN-LETTER-WRITING PROWESSES TOGETHER!

We've all had ideas for promotions and inroads. Ways to help more of the ignorant to become enlightened by Lilly, until enough are enlightened and she'd be compelled to do a US tour and play in (your town name here).

I'm proposing we all put our best ideas together, translate 'em together, and send 'em all off together!








...well, nobody said anything, so I guess I'll start:

Dear Miss Alizée,

We all (blahblahblah) adore you (blahblahblah) and (AlizeeAmerica.com) (blahblahblah)...


We want to help you to conquer the US. To that end, here are our top suggestions on how to wow the populace and take your rightful place as queen of the world: (we can all edit this stuff later, too)


1) Be on Letterman. Or Ferguson, or even Kimmel, or O'Brian. Or Leno. Or all of 'em. --stinky53, Toad Suck Dam, AR

2) Go on The View. -- Pinky, Pocatello, ID


3) etc. etc. etc.


That could be the start, anyway. Just post your best ideas here, then we'll put 'em all together in a list. Within a week or so, I think we might really hit a few good ones. Then we'll convert it and post it. She couldn't help but to notice, somehow! Seriously.

And after some past marketing miscalculations (like Yoopidoo in english!), I don't see how our suggestions could be any worse. Maybe even better! Write your observations or opinions, your grandma's pork cake recipe, or whatever else you think might help soften up the squooshy minds of the American people.

Suggestions or further questions for our French counterparts will surely come up as well, I hope. We'll deal with that then.


Yes, this may sound like those groups of school kids that get to meet the president by writing a school letter. Well, yes. And they succeed--they get to meet the president! Hey this system works! But how many schools are there? A lot more that don't get to meet him, or attract anyone's notice, that's for sure. How many Alizée America forums are there? Just this one here that I'm writing at! Whaddya say?

Good luck with that.

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by HRO87

What do you mean my opinion has a german accent?

HR087, this didn't come up on the "what do you say" thread, but sometimes americans say "Don't get your Lederhosen all in a bunch!"

I find it tempting to say that to you now, but I won't. I won't, because that would be wrong, flippant, and further compounding my earlier error. I would be further promoting stereotypes, clichés, miscommunication, and general disunity.

So I apologize to you sir. Most sincerely. I did not mean to cast any negative connotations upon either you or your beautiful country. I am sorry. Very sorry. Honestly!


Now please take it to heart when I say:
Wenn Mann Alizée mag, ist er ein Freund von mir. Jetzt geführt, wie ein Dachshund das ganze Sauerkraut in Ihrem Volkswagen isst.




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Ooops, I think I got cut off there. What I was just saying to HR was "A friend of Alizee is a friend of mine. And I hope Germany wins the World Cup Again!"

Loosely translated, that is.

Jess -

[Jenny_HRO87]

I don't understand it why you have to apologize I guess you misunderstood me...first I wasn't offended of your sentence I just don't know what you mean when you said my opinion has a german accent... second I'm a lady... and third but I don't wanna go offtopic so check your inbox^^

and as I said before - good luck guys!

[user472884]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

id cry the day the JEAM dance dies for the sake of a software backup program.

well, maybe if this singing thing doesn't work out I'd fly her out to fix my computer.

you are supposed to presoak your computer in your bath tub before you use the internet right? Also my comp was getting too hot so I drilled a few holes in those flat green and purple things to let the hotness out.