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- When all you have in your kitchen are the finest fruits and vegetables from Southern California, the most amazing cuts of Japanese beef, AWESOMELY delectable Mediterranean crabs and lobsters... and no one to share that Olympic feast with.
- When you're playing Halo CE on your computer, and friggin Norton decides to start a complete system scan... and by the time you click out of the eighteen windows, the flood are ass-raping your corpse - Those little half-cans of soda
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-When a buddy leaves a vodka mixed in a water bottle and doesn't tell you about it.. and you drink it expecting water. (Kind of a pleasant surprise actually.. )
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I don't see how that would ever piss a fella off xD.
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hahaa, well because vodka makes a poor dehydration choice right after working out.
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Then it's lacking the 40%. *smug look*
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-Raisin bran= worst cereal ever.
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- When you and your Dad go out looking at houses for sale, and you decide to pick the lockbox of this really nice one... spend 8 minutes picking the lock (knowledge of how-to is probably illegal, but kthxbai), and come to find out that the door was already unlocked
- When your $400 solid gold LotR Ring slips off your finger when you're putting letters in one of those big blue mail boxes - When the children you keep locked in your cellar start making a ruckus - Hogans Heroes - The ginger kid in Captain Planet - Not necessarily public transportation, but those assholes who operate them - Campers - Finding out the hard way that the strings on your banjo are significantly rusty - The hemoglobins from my enemies' blood that rust my katana (do your research, kiddies) - Fucking campers - Realizing you probably should have used the potty before embarking on an hour and a half long trip - Snow - Samurai (ninjas ftw) - cheap guitars - That lady gag song that plays on the radio every four minutes - that 'cool' guy from The Hangover Edit: - When someone closed the fridge so hard that it made a suction... and after you 'rassle that door open you knock out the 18 pack of eggs
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-trolls that BLOW at trolling
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- Gelflings
- Frozen shrimp - Fucking trolls - Peaches
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