Holy goddamn fucking mother fucker shit ginormous fuck

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So I was walking to my other room, past my family chilling out in the basement living room watching tv, when I spot a little grey thing on the floor at the foot of one of the couches.

What was it? was it a hair scrunchie thing? was it trash?

No, no not that wretched form...

But that's ridiculously gigantic... that must be a toy or something... it must be...

but wait, I haven't seen any of our toy spiders in years... and even if we still have them, they would be three stories above me...

OH FUCK!

*flicks lights on*
*screams like girl*

And this thing is fast, so fast that when my dad was trying to catch it it had moved a good two feet before we had even realized it had moved.

This hell-demon is so big, it wouldn't even fit in the other thread, it needed it's own













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