A laugh a day keeps the doctor away.

[DesertFox]

Since theres allready a thread about funny pics i thought perhaps one with jokes would cheer us while we wait the best record this year...if you dont know what record, you should not be in this club.

Here goes, hope you like it

"A plane is about to crash and a lot of people are jumping from parachutes. This guy gets one, puts it on his back and jumps outside the plane, then he realizes he doesnt know how it works...as hes falling down hes thinking...-Im screwed!!! how am i going to open this thing. Then suddenly a person is coming right towards him the opposite way (from earth to sky) at an incredible speed and looking quite amazed himself.

The falling man asks the rising man...¿Do you know how to open a parachute?, the other one answers, Sorry dude, cant even light an oven.

JAJAJAJAJAJA..... If its not funny beat me with another one.

Adios!!