Holy goddamn fucking mother fucker shit ginormous fuck

[user472884]

Originally Posted by AceTone

You did poke holes, right?

ahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha

funny joke is funny.

[Tchaikovsky]

Misleading title. I was expecting some hardcore pr0n

[AlizéeInspired]

Yeah, I wasn't sure what exactly to expect from this thread with that title LOL.

[wasabi622]

That's.. that's just..

If I lived in your house, I'd kill myself. I mean, just seeing pictures of those spiders scare the crap out of me, and if I saw one of them crawling around by my feet.. I'd scream, cry, urinate, defecate, and probably have a seizure. Only to regain consciousness to find said monster now physically touching me, to which then I would try to literally jump out of my skin.

GOD I HATE SPIDERS.

[MarkL]

aww wasabi then youd probably move out of my house lol.
Last year around this time in August, I was on the computer on facebook at 11:30PM. Im tired to I lean back in my chair looking at the ceiling...from there I saw about 400 black shadows just scurrying along my ceiling. Egg sac hatched the spiders were white but yoju could see the shadow of them. We had to vaccuum them all up and we kept finding them for a few days afte rhtat. I woke up the next day to find webs over a lot of my stuff.

[Tchaikovsky]

Originally Posted by MarkL

aww wasabi then youd probably move out of my house lol.
Last year around this time in August, I was on the computer on facebook at 11:30PM. Im tired to I lean back in my chair looking at the ceiling...from there I saw about 400 black shadows just scurrying along my ceiling. Egg sac hatched the spiders were white but yoju could see the shadow of them. We had to vaccuum them all up and we kept finding them for a few days afte rhtat. I woke up the next day to find webs over a lot of my stuff.

Oh my sweet baby Jesus....

Nuke the bastards.


Edit: As if one big ugly spider isn't bad enough, just the thought of hundreds of little spiders crawling around on me *shiver*

[user472884]

At my old house, black widows were about as common as ants at a picnic, and they especially like to make their webs/demon egg spawns under the lips of my trash cans, where one has to grab in order to move the damn things

Fortunately, due to a misunderstanding regarding "box" and "carton", we had about a thousand of those sparklers just lying in my garage.

Let's just say the spiders and their hell orbs each got a personal fireworks show they'll never forget

[Tom]

Holy... you made me scream like a little girl

[alizeefan]

Looks like a baby mexican brown leg tarantula but the marking on it's back kinda resembling the black widow , most likely on purpose . Not sure but looks like a baby tarantula to me , cool keep it as a pet .

[Tchaikovsky]

I think you should let the poor little guy go.