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Old 11-08-2011, 11:41 PM
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Pascal is a friend (of sorts), so I don't believe he would have been so willing to laugh if it really was an insulting cut at her.


Without understanding a word, I was wondering if they were somehow saying that the magic effect she is having on them is due to something she did to the guacamole?
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Old 11-09-2011, 04:28 AM
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Pascal is a friend (of sorts), so I don't believe he would have been so willing to laugh if it really was an insulting cut at her.

Without understanding a word, I was wondering if they were somehow saying that the magic effect she is having on them is due to something she did to the guacamole?
Agree. I like Pascal Obispo a lot. Pascal looks after his fellow singers during Les Enfoires. You can tell by watching the two medleys in this year's LE (Waka-waka and the one where Alizee was wearing a knight costume). I'm sure he does the same thing on/off camera.
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:48 PM
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Im' trying to translate this right now. It can be interesting as a picture of how Alizee is apreciate today by a non fan audience.
But I'm not sure that a translated so called humorist could make any sense for you...



Europe 1 radio
Michel Drucker ( also host on «Vivement Dimanche») :
so dear Pascal Obispo, every morning Jerome Commandeur introduce a character to our guest, and this morning it's a Lolita that wanted to say hello to you, I'm happy to have some news of her, its' Alizee , hello Alizee!

"Alizee/ Jerome commandeur": hello everybody !

MD: How are you Alizee, I haven't see you since a long time, you're still cute!

A: yes , I'm fine grandpa Michel, you're still doing your sunday show with the red sofa?

MD: Yes, granpa Michel is still sprightly...

A: oh I got such good memories... when do you invite me again in your show? I don't know who cover it but your sofa is so soft, granpa...

MD: yes, «he» is soft, and you came often, «he» remember it... ( the sofa)

A: The last time I came to your show, I get a cold...

MD: I know...

A: So I decided that the next time I will wear garter belt to keep me warm...

MD: yes it's better..

A:I'm a little minx... (laugh)..ooh! («she» jolt)
but there is Uncle Pascal too! Such good memories with the Restau du cœur... do you remember this night we had a party...we were all get into the bus, and you put your hand on my butt to help me to get in... you're so helpfull*! And then you discovered that I was behind you and that you were pushing Tina Arena'ass , trying to get her in… I remember you sprain your wrist!
So she had to travel on the roof... she sang «allez plus haut!» ( higher!) 2 hours long.
The cars avoid us thinking its was an abnormal load !!

MD: we are so happy to see you again, what are you up to these days ?

A: oh i did a lot of thing, Michel! I have now Tinker Bell tattoo on my back...

MD*: oh it's great, Alizee, you did tattoo TinkerBell on your back?

A: Yes...at first I wanted a Winnie bear tattoo or Thumper, the rabbit in Bambi, but I say to myself «Alizee you're 22 now, you're a not child anymore, you're a women !»
So I choose a more mature tattoo... Tinkerbell!

MD: Alizee didn't you wanted to collaborate with pascal Obispo?

A: for my part, yes... ( silence)
then I choose to go into exile in Mexico...

M: oh yes, you're very famous in Mexico, you're a star there...


A: Oh yes, people loves me there! They had a wonderfull practice to show they love you which is to throw faritas and tacos at your face! I get so much of it that I opened a restaurant «El Rancho»...
You have to try hard with the Mexican food , there is only 2 courses.
After two day, you think you're in jail! Hopefully there is stagnant water to drink...
At the end I wash my teeth with Corona, that's the softer drink there.

MD*: Great... so ,you have something to tell to Pascal before leaving, little Alizee?

A: I know you stage «Adam & Eve ( a musical), but i'm not into manage -à-trois...
(the verb used for «stage» in french got a double sexual meaning)
but I thought that we could create a musical together about my Mexican aventures! I will call it «Alizee and the Magic Guacamole»!
Oh my dragon is coming, I have to go! Bye everyone!

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So it was a bunch of dirty jokes about Lili, and insulting her fame in Mexico...
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Old 11-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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Thanks a lot for the translation, Bigdan!

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...Yes...at first I wanted a Winnie bear tattoo or Thumper, the rabbit in Bambi, but I say to myself «Alizee you're 22 now, you're a not child anymore, you're a women !»
So I choose a more mature tattoo... Tinkerbell!
Lol! I'm still rolling on floor after reading this!
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So it was a bunch of dirty jokes about Lili, and insulting her fame in Mexico...
There were only three (only one of them being obviously bad(the bus one)): the bus joke, the sofa one, and the menage-a-trois one.

Notice how they were joking, in a jocular and jokingishly joking matter. These are not to be taken as the concrete-view of her today necessarily.

And they were jokingly talking about her fame in Mexico, not insulting it and meaning it in a serious way.

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Old 11-10-2011, 06:31 PM
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There were only three (only one of them being obviously bad(the bus one)): the bus joke, the sofa one, and the menage-a-trois one.

Notice how they were joking, in a jocular and jokingishly joking matter. These are not to be taken as the concrete-view of her today necessarily.

And they were jokingly talking about her fame in Mexico, not insulting it and meaning it in a serious way.

Toodles!
I truely think it's the right way to take it.
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Old 11-10-2011, 07:21 PM
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Yeah you guys are right. I guess my Lili defense force side kicked in a bit there
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Yeah you guys are right. I guess my Lili defense force side kicked in a bit there
Brian! You just created the LDF (Lilly Defense Force)! Can i pweeeeaaaassse join?! Man that is too legit haha
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@Bigdan, thanks for the translation !
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