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Rachelizee

03-14-2009, 06:49 AM

Okay , this started life ( as all the best ideas do ) in a semi-drunken conversation last night and I thought we could all use a bit of a giggle anyway.So I want your answer to the title question , the more obscure and random the answer all the better and let's see how quickly we can get to 100.

So , you know you're an Alizée fan when...

1) you can find the accented é on your computer keyboard.
2) you get over-excited by the numbers 50 and 60.
3) you get annoyed when you see "Moi... Lolita" written without the three full stop trail.
4) you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée.
e.g. " I find my studies of the ancient Japanese Shinto religion to be very eye-opening"
"You know Alizée did a Japanese advert once"
5) you start supporting the French team playing against your own country.(French fans excepted)

So over to you guys and girls.:D

Tiwaz

03-14-2009, 09:52 AM

2) you get over-excited by the numbers 50 and 60.

I got rather excited once when I saw a car with the company logo "ACC". :eek:

Ruroshen

03-14-2009, 09:55 AM

...your heart leaps whenever you think you hear the intro to J'en ai Marre! on the radio, then breaks a little when you realize it's actually Viva la Vida.

(Gets me every time, dammit! :mad:)

aDZ

03-14-2009, 10:44 AM

Word Ruroshen!

Few weeks ago when I was eating breakfast I thought I heard J'en ai Marre on the radio for an instant, but after 2sec I realized that it was just Viva la Vida.. A few seconds after that point, to my suprise, I can clearly hear that it actually IS J'en ai Marre!, I freaked out with happiness :)

Was like a rollercoaster. Viva la Alizée !

Amigo!

03-14-2009, 12:33 PM

...your heart leaps whenever you think you hear the intro to J'en ai Marre! on the radio, then breaks a little when you realize it's actually Viva la Vida.

(Gets me every time, dammit! :mad:)

I honestly do not know how you could possibly confuse the two intros :rolleyes:

Rocket

03-14-2009, 12:49 PM

1) you can find the accented é on your computer keyboard.
2) you get over-excited by the numbers 50 and 60.
3) you get annoyed when you see "Moi... Lolita" written without the three full stop trail.
4) you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée.
e.g. " I find my studies of the ancient Japanese Shinto religion to be very eye-opening"
"You know Alizée did a Japanese advert once"
5) you start supporting the French team playing against your own country.(French fans excepted)
6) You have a sudden desire to learn French or kick yourself for not paying attention while in French Class.

Ruroshen

03-14-2009, 01:53 PM

I honestly do not know how you could possibly confuse the two intros :rolleyes:
If you're actively listening and paying attention, then yes, I agree it's easy to tell them apart...but if you're just hearing the first few chords in the background while you're focusing on something else, I'd argue it's not hard to confuse them, at least for the first few seconds.

Rocket

03-14-2009, 02:11 PM

WE'RE STILL ON THE FIRST PAGE AND YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY OFF THE TOPIC!! Geez guys work with Rachelizee here. :rolleyes:

mavsluver41

03-14-2009, 02:23 PM

7) You catch your family members humming "Moi...Lolita" during the day. (In my case, my grandmother :eek:)
8) You seriously consider naming your daughter Alizée. (Not me, but some ;))
9) Your heart beats faster when your teacher talks about Napolean :D.

Customer1

03-14-2009, 03:01 PM

8) You seriously consider naming your daughter Alizée. (Not me, but some ;))

LOL you know I really thought about naming my daughter that( when I do get one of course) But then I dont know if I want people to think... what was he drinking while naming her.

Junkmale

03-14-2009, 03:10 PM

9/ You actually go into the tattoo parlour clutching a copy of Psych and ask how much to do the logo from the cover? (£100 if anyones interested).

LeFantôme

03-14-2009, 05:12 PM

15. Your heart leaps every time you feel a strong gust of wind. :p

mavsluver41

03-14-2009, 05:46 PM

15. Your heart leaps every time you feel a strong gust of wind. :p

HAHAHA :D. That's the best one so far, LeFantôme. I wish I'd thought of that :p.

Junkmale

03-14-2009, 05:57 PM

16. You covince yourself that Decollage isn't really all that bad.
17. You tell your Surgeon about her during your Barium Enema.
18. You try and convince your girlfriend/wife that her hair really would be nice like that.

ImRawdg

03-14-2009, 07:09 PM

2) you get over-excited by the numbers 50 and 60.

I got rather excited once when I saw a car with the company logo "ACC". :eek:

Both of those for sure.

I also tend to not be able to get over even the slightest resemblances between some people and Alizée.

deanej

03-14-2009, 07:20 PM

19. You buy "A Good Year" just because it has Moi... Lolita on it.
20. You know all the words to Moi... Lolita and can sing it yet don't know any French.

Dark Engine

03-14-2009, 07:34 PM

21. You buy a whole new hard drive because all the Alizée videos and mp3's you download are well over 1gig. (I was guilty of this before youtube back in 2002)
These are more geared towards us guys:
22. You become more interested in dating French/foreign or non-local women. (the real reason I enlisted)
23. Your standards for dating women have gotten ridiculously high because of Alizée.

Junkmale

03-14-2009, 07:37 PM

23. Your standards for dating women have gotten ridiculously high because of Alizée.

:D

Srbski-kralj

03-14-2009, 09:15 PM

You know ur a fan of Lili when:
24. You take ur mp3 to work, and it playes all day in ur ear. (Me) today.
25. Basting Lili out of your sterio while driving around town.
26. Nearly getting pulled over by a cop while listening to Lili's Moi...Lolita.
27. Talking about the same cop, realazing that the cop was lip singing Moi...Lolita when he was driving next to you. (happend to me last week freaked the shit out of me).
28. Actualy thinking getting a tattoe of Lili on your back.
29. trying to get a crash course in Franch.
30. Cant let a single moment go by without hearing her voice.
31. day dreaming about her while at work. (Had to say happened today at work, snaped out of it when I cut my-self on the grinder)

Amigo!

03-14-2009, 09:26 PM

32. You only date women who are 5'3" :p

Srbski-kralj

03-14-2009, 09:36 PM

33. Looking at Lili's picture drinking a soda, then having an idea to look around Paris through Internet trying to find the name of that place.
34. Fliping out about Lili's new Album.
35. Greatly thinking of going to mexico jsut to see Lili in person, risking geting shot, or worse. But I guess seaing her makes it all worth it :).

Shoepick

03-14-2009, 09:54 PM

36. Rasterbate Alizée

KC Kcrooner

03-14-2009, 11:16 PM

37. How about searching every record rack in a small California town under A, L, J, and P for princess.

38. Wishing you had dated that tiny brunette in high school:wub:

Srbski-kralj

03-14-2009, 11:18 PM

39. Going overload looking at all of her music videos posted.
40. watching all interviews posted.

edgar93

03-14-2009, 11:19 PM

27. Talking about the same cop, realazing that the cop was lip singing Moi...Lolita when he was driving next to you. (happend to me last week freaked the shit out of me).

no way, was the cop singing Moi...Lolita :eek:?

32. You only date women who are 5'3"

lol :p

Srbski-kralj

03-14-2009, 11:22 PM

no way, was the cop singing Moi...Lolita :eek:?

Hell yeha that is what threw me off, i had the music all the way up, windows down, I lookedover i see him singing it when lili started to say lo Li ta, several times. He turned his head and smiled at me and took off. You know the part in hte song where she sing it like in a slow moting type deal. i didnt believe at first but thinking back, idk waht else he could have been doing. He had his wondow down and clearly hears the song.

edgar93

03-14-2009, 11:24 PM

Hell yeha that is what threw me off, i had the music all the way up, windows down, I lookedover i see him singing it when lili started to say lo Li ta, several times. He turned his head and smiled at me and took off.

Holy crap that must have been awesome :eek:!
Sorry for the OT :o.

Srbski-kralj

03-14-2009, 11:27 PM

Holy crap that must have been awesome :eek:!
Sorry for the OT :o.

It was, nerly craped my pants lol, because i just didnt have music up loud, i was sorda speedig just a little bit, When i saw him in my head Oh shit here comes a ticket.

woohoo

03-14-2009, 11:50 PM

1) you can find the accented é on your computer keyboard.- I actually still cant do that.

2) you get over-excited by the numbers 50 and 60.- There is an office building i drive past every day that says "fifty-sixtysix" and every time i see i want to subtract 6.

3) you get annoyed when you see "Moi... Lolita" written without the three full stop trail.- sometimes

4) you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée.- Almost any

5) you start supporting the French team playing against your own country.(French fans excepted) Not usually, "cuase this is America"

Paenguin

03-15-2009, 02:21 AM

41.) you're a female in an alizée forum :\

Srbski-kralj

03-15-2009, 02:31 AM

Yeah u have to lol. But no that wasent me I believe it was Edgar93. Not sure.
42. Arguing when someone disses Lili.

RadioactiveMan

03-15-2009, 02:32 AM

Very nearly all of the pop music I listen to stems from listening to Alizée- because of songs she's covered, duets, etc. Just about all of it can be traced back.

pepelepew

03-15-2009, 02:48 AM

43. When your wife is jealous of the time spent watching Alizee video's and on Alizee fan websites. She calls her my little Frenchy girl. How right she is!:wub:

Youpidou1

03-15-2009, 10:28 AM

I am 4/5.

All except the one where I support a French team against Italy or America.
Because I can't support another team when all my friends are in the room. They would point and laugh. I can't take that.

Thor Azrail

03-15-2009, 12:09 PM

1) you can find the accented é on your computer keyboard.

Having a US keyboard I don't have an é key BUT I do the the doe memorized (its Alt+0233 if you want to know)

Thor_Azrail

Shoepick

03-15-2009, 12:30 PM

Also Alt + 130

Amigo!

03-15-2009, 12:52 PM

44. When some people :rolleyes: can start threads about her fashion. :D

mavsluver41

03-15-2009, 12:57 PM

44. When some people :rolleyes: can start threads about her fashion. :D

If you want to play that way :p:

45. When you've determined what drug/tank/food Alizée would be if she were a drug/tank/food :rolleyes:.

OGRE

03-15-2009, 02:11 PM

46: When you use her image as your avatar in other forums.

Amigo!

03-15-2009, 02:29 PM

47. When the sight of tinkerbell makes you laugh :o

woohoo

03-15-2009, 03:01 PM

48.you see a goldfish and you start daydreaming.

Thor Azrail

03-15-2009, 03:41 PM

49. When you think that stickers on a laptop's lid is the bane of all that is good you think that you might put a sticker of Tinkerbell or Alizée on you laptop's lid.

Shoepick

03-15-2009, 04:32 PM

50. You try to get the space station named after her.

Chommpers

03-15-2009, 04:38 PM

51) You only refer to Alizée as Lili because that's what her friends call her.
52) You only watched Amélie because Alizée said it was her favorite movie.
53) You watch Alizée in a French interview although you can't speak speak French and there are no subtitles.

Srbski-kralj

03-15-2009, 05:29 PM

53) You watch Alizée in a French interview although you can't speak speak French and their are no subtitles.

guilty as charged.

54. You listen to Alizee songs even though you cant understand a lick of French.

rcs

03-15-2009, 06:09 PM

55. When traveling around the world to see Alizee in concert on short notice seems easy.
56. When participating in "You know you're an Alizee fan when..." threads even though they've been done. (Sorry, no pun intended, all fun fun :p )

edgar93

03-15-2009, 10:33 PM

33. Looking at Lili's picture drinking a soda, then having an idea to look around Paris through Internet trying to find the name of that place.

It isn't soda, it is Orange Juice dude :D!
HA HA! YESS! Were you the one who was doing that? That was great.

We're all losers, aren't we? I'll admit it. :)

I'll have to find that place when I'm in Paris in August won't I? :D

LOL that was (IS) me :p. I swear, I have seen that café before... I don't remember where though :o. Im afraid that we already know the location of that place :p, I guess that the french fans do know.

So far, my best guess is that the name of that place is café Louis Phillipe ;).

35. Greatly thinking of going to mexico jsut to see Lili in person, risking geting shot, or worse. But I guess seaing her makes it all worth it :).[/QUOTE]

I don't think you can get shot there buddy, only if you were in the wrong place, at the wrong time, You can be rapped though :p.

Srbski-kralj

03-15-2009, 10:41 PM

Hahaha no looking to get raped, lol getting shot posably.

Ali

03-15-2009, 11:46 PM

57. When you talk to a random French people thinking they know about her, and get a weird look.

OGRE

03-16-2009, 11:17 AM

53) You watch Alizée in a French interview although you can't speak speak French and there are no subtitles.

One need not understand the voice of an angel to be touched by its melody.

Rachelizee

03-16-2009, 11:28 AM

Awesome response everyone ! :):)

Some real gems in there in and we're over 50 in less than 2 days !!

Here's a few more ..

58) when you unintentionally put a French accent on words in your native tongue
59) if you do find an Alizée cd in a shop you have to put it to the front of rack thus wrecking the store's A-Z system
60) you imagine every staircase you walk down is really a big shoe
61) you think of buying the new DTV Tinkerbell movie as a potential conversation piece

If you're actively listening and paying attention, then yes, I agree it's easy to tell them apart...but if you're just hearing the first few chords in the background while you're focusing on something else, I'd argue it's not hard to confuse them, at least for the first few seconds.

Totally agree.When it's just background music it's easily done.At the time "Viva la vida" was a single in the UK it was played on the radio constantly.I lost count of the number of times my heart leapt foolishly in bars , restaurants , shops and even once in a taxi !!

ImRawdg

03-16-2009, 12:31 PM

62. When you can no longer pronounce Spanish words correctly. (Took Spanish the last 2 years and now I have to actively remember how to say the words)

Tiwaz

03-16-2009, 12:53 PM

61) you think of buying the new DTV Tinkerbell movie as a potential conversation piece
They were advertising for that dvd all over town, it was like seeing Alizée everywhere so I had tp download it but couldn't stand watching it :p

63) When you're looking for clothes but get bored and insted start looking for clothes you think would look great on Alizée e.g. Nike sneakers.

Srbski-kralj

03-16-2009, 06:28 PM

64. Learning the dances, but not having the (jajca)to actualy film yourself doing it, especualy if ur a guy.
65. only reason for buying an MP3 player is to hear Alizee all day long lol. (guilty as charged).

Shoepick

03-16-2009, 06:58 PM

64. Learning the dances, but not having the (jajca)to actualy film yourself doing it, especualy if ur a guy.

haha, is this also guilty as charged for you?

Alizee=Czech-Princess!

03-16-2009, 07:46 PM

66. When you sit up & listen when ANYTHING related to France is mentioned
67. When you put an Alizée video on your iPod just because you're in a crowd & that you know people will be looking
68. When you change your hometown on MySpace to "Ajaccio, Corse"
69. When you sing Moi...Lolita at a volume loud enough for those around you to hear as you step onto the "soccer" pitch

Srbski-kralj

03-16-2009, 07:54 PM

haha, is this also guilty as charged for you?

no not realy. been watching some old threads, and saw a video of thisd guy dancing to JAM, and im not twenthy video. All i can say thank GOD he didnt wear that blue dress. Some dances guys arent ment to learn.

70. trying to lip-sing her songs and sounding horible lol, and being asked to shut up and lets us listen. (guilty as charged)

LeFantôme

03-18-2009, 04:17 PM

67. When you put an Alizée video on your iPod just because you're in a crowd & that you know people will be looking

Haha. I put up an Alizée poster to get people to ask me about her :p

bresil

03-19-2009, 02:36 PM

when you change (by chance) your menu, including croisants, baguets and cheeses and going to marché (opps supermarket) singing Moi... lolita!

Tiwaz

03-19-2009, 03:17 PM

when you change (by chance) your menu, including croisants, baguets and cheeses and going to marché (opps supermarket) singing Moi... lolita!

When you go to the food market and have this strange urge to try something new, something foreign, like frog legs or snails :rolleyes:

puffyrock2

03-19-2009, 04:15 PM

68. You get the urge to run to the store and buy pet goldfish.

Junkmale

03-19-2009, 04:36 PM

69. You change your will so that they have to play Parlez tout bas at your funeral.
70. You have an irrational interest in who the favourite is for this years Tour De France.

Srbski-kralj

03-19-2009, 10:01 PM

When you go to the food market and have this strange urge to try something new, something foreign, like frog legs or snails :rolleyes:

Frog legs are delicious tastes like chicken. i had deep friend spider ummmm realy good tasted like a warm marchmellow. also ate friend crickets, snake, and other dishes with spiders and bugs. (In a Japanese restorant, and at my budies house) His grandma makes the best spider on a stick i ever had.

Shoepick

03-19-2009, 10:58 PM

So.. where does she get the spiders? lol

Srbski-kralj

03-19-2009, 11:01 PM

So.. where does she get the spiders? lol

Those are treats, she gets them from marketplaces, yes there are marketplaces in hte States that sells em.

Shoepick

03-19-2009, 11:04 PM

Huh.. man I'm isolated over here in a small Iowa town.. I need to travel more

deanej

03-22-2009, 12:18 PM

71. Your idea of a good Halloween costume is the J'en ai marre sailor suit.

Karlalizee

03-22-2009, 02:39 PM

72. You look for forums like this one about Alizee in which you can join.

mal

03-22-2009, 03:19 PM

you know your an alizee fan when you read this thread

Alizee Mid-West

03-22-2009, 10:34 PM

I listen to Alizee in the car all the time. Today I was listening to En Concert with my son (age 6) and daughter (age 11). Later when we got home and were sitting down to dinner, I swear I heard my son singing a a line from Moi... Lolita. I laughed.

Srbski-kralj

03-22-2009, 10:48 PM

shes afecting the minds off all ages. :)

Amigo!

03-22-2009, 11:09 PM

75. When these images...

http://www.alizee-forum.com/gallery/albums/stuff_collages/normal_collage18.jpg

http://www.alizee-forum.com/gallery/albums/stuff_collages/normal_collage30.jpg

Make your head splode...

...Twice :p

rcs

03-23-2009, 05:19 AM

I sploded. :p

LL Cool B

03-23-2009, 03:06 PM

#76. When on vacation you missed this thread, and regret not being able to post the 50th and 60th reply.

#77. You actually convince your wife to get the Alizee cut (Initial MJ cut, not current Katie cut)

#78. Still actively trying to convince wife that the "JEAM" Sailor outfit is actually a really good Halloween costume.

-B

M'alizee

03-23-2009, 04:50 PM

love the pics :wub:

Customer1

03-23-2009, 06:34 PM

When every Hummer H3 you see on the road you think she might be in it :)

Dark Engine

03-23-2009, 07:07 PM

79. Every piece of electronic equipment you have, has her for a background.
80. You have, plan, or hope to take a trip to Paris so that you might run into her.
81. For us guys: you'll blast her music, not really caring what your friends or strangers will think of you. (I'm a badass, I don't give a damn about what other losers think.) :)

Alizee Mid-West

03-23-2009, 07:50 PM

81. For us guys: you'll blast her music, not really caring what your friends or strangers will think of you. (I'm a badass, I don't give a damn about what other losers think.) :)

Amen!

<a href="http://webpages.charter.net/jeffamywelch/images/AlizeeCapitol.jpg"><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/jeffamywelch/images/AlizeeCapitol.jpg" Width=600 height=448></a>

mavsluver41

03-24-2009, 07:43 PM

82. You decide to do your Spanish homework ONLY because you notice that "estoy harto" is one of the vocabulary phrases. (Me, today :D).

Zack -Alizee Lover-

03-24-2009, 08:03 PM

83. When i keep reading the forums every now and then.

Srbski-kralj

03-24-2009, 09:44 PM

84. Listening to Alizee during ur professors 4 hour lecture class.

SimonH

03-25-2009, 01:35 AM

85. When you create 10 decent Alizee sigs within one week.

Ruroshen

03-25-2009, 01:40 AM

86. After months of idle curiousity, you finally pick up and start reading Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita...'cause, y'know...

(Me this week. I'm about 200 pages in. It's funnier than you'd expect...but at the same time, like watching a horrible car wreck unfold in slow motion. I'm enjoying it.)

ImRawdg

03-25-2009, 11:01 AM

87. When a high number of things on this list make you laugh and say, "yep, that's me!"

SimonH

03-25-2009, 12:46 PM

87. When a high number of things on this list make you laugh and say, "yep, that's me!"

good one.

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88.)
When you already had pirated copies of all Alizee's music & DvDs but you buy the legit product anyway, including every version of Psychédélices.

LL Cool B

03-25-2009, 01:13 PM

#89. So as not to come across as the typical goofball fan, you actually have your chance encounter conversation planned out in your head.

(I won't divulge my topic matter just in case any of you foolio's have a chance encounter before me :p I am certain I would knock her socks off though;) )

-B

Youpidou1

03-25-2009, 02:44 PM

#90
When your local radio station ignores your calls because they bought a caller ID and ignore your calls to play Alizée songs every hour.

LL Cool B

03-25-2009, 07:30 PM

#91. When on more than one occasion during the course of a day, your co-workers walk past your cubicle and shake their head in dismay because you have some sort of Alizee multimedia on your screen (music, video, pics and or web page)

-B

Alizee Mid-West

03-25-2009, 08:12 PM

Srbski-kralj

03-26-2009, 09:31 PM

92. You go to sleep listening to Alizee.
93. Your computer background is a picture of Lili.
94. Ringtone for ur cell is J.B.G

JimmyDean23

03-27-2009, 12:15 AM

I've fallen asleep listening to her music every night for the past year and a half.
Its nice to know I'm not the only one.

klaus600

04-01-2009, 04:16 PM

95-You suddently refuse to eat zucchini even if you've always kinda liked them.
96-You try to be positive and see the glass half full because she doesn't like pessimists at all.:)
97-You ask yourself all the time why you picked german instead of french as a second foreign language when you where 11.

Tomtentp

04-01-2009, 05:50 PM

98. You try to find the meaning of life by looking into Lilys eyes.

99. You find it.

100. You'r trying to figure out a really catchy 100th point but get distracted by a poster on the wall....... Of her ofc :wub:

Hail the order!;)

edgar93

04-01-2009, 05:50 PM

98. When you meet an European person and ask him if he knows Alizée. Then he tells you he was born here.
99. When you meet a Japanese person and ask him if he knows Alizée. At then end he tells you that he is Philipino and you realize that you live in Toronto, which is full of Philipinos.
100. When you dare everyone who posted on the thread to give out a 100 more responses and you didn't even post 1 all the time :p.

Come on, lets double the number :p

EDIT* whoopsy:

101: When you notice that a Swedish fan just beat you to the 100th reply for some seconds and you get mad at him :p.

LL Cool B

04-01-2009, 06:04 PM

#102. When it takes everything in your might to stop yourself from strangling your co-worker, who in causal conversation mentions that she will be:

1.Traveling to Aguascalientes for a family reunion
2.Will be there April 15-22
3.Will be attending Feria de San Marcos on April 18
4.AND COULD GIVE A RATS ASSSSSS ABOUT ALIZEE BEING THERE

-B

klaus600

04-02-2009, 09:23 AM

Plaz

04-02-2009, 11:52 AM

#103 - When you get msn messenger because more then half the people on her forums use it....

Alizee Mid-West

04-02-2009, 05:25 PM

104. At work, during a chat with a colleague in Europe, you take a moment to introduce then to the Gospel of Alizée.

klaus600

04-03-2009, 07:08 AM

105.you always carry an Alizee pic in your wallet.

106.In discussions about religion you take out said pic as proof of God's existence.

Junkmale

04-03-2009, 07:39 AM

107. You go to Paris for 2 days and spend them looking twice at every petite brunette you pass...just in case.....

LL Cool B

04-03-2009, 02:03 PM

107. You go to Paris for 2 days and spend them looking twice at every petite brunette you pass...just in case.....

DONE THAT! Except in my case I had, my then, 1 1/2 year old with me, and we spent some quality time in the local playgrounds. I was constantly scanning the Mom's and kids looking for you know who, while at the same time trying not to get smacked by my wife :)

Good Times! Good Times!

Flashbang315

04-04-2009, 12:19 AM

You've covertly tricked your wife to get hair style that looks like the style in Mademoiselle Juliette video ;)

Alizee Mid-West

04-04-2009, 02:25 AM

You've covertly tricked your wife to get hair style that looks like the style in Mademoiselle Juliette video ;)

It just gets harder and harder to be the wife of an Alizee fan.

Flashbang315

04-04-2009, 06:24 AM

It just gets harder and harder to be the wife of an Alizee fan.

Oh don't get me wrong I wouldn't trade my wife in for anybody even Alizee :wub: If anything she'll trade me in sometime :p

Tomtentp

04-04-2009, 07:27 AM

You've covertly tricked your wife to get hair style that looks like the style in Mademoiselle Juliette video ;)

Haha reminds me of recently when my lil sister wanted a new haircut. I wanted her to get the MCE haircut but she refused, when she came home she was like "haha I didn't do the Alizée haircut!".

The funny thing is that she got this haircut instead.
http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff341/tomtentp/Alizee/alizeenicehaircut.jpg

108: When you use psycho logic terror techniques to make your little sis get Alizées haircut.

klaus600

04-05-2009, 04:38 AM

This is a SERIOUS one

109.The thougth of something bad happening to her scares you like hell.

LL Cool B

04-29-2009, 03:44 PM

110. You join twitter because....well you know.

Oh and by the way #110 BABY! Woop Woop. What does 50/60 add up to?

-B

maverick

04-30-2009, 08:12 AM

111. You set your desktop background as a picture of alizee just so all ur friends can ask you about her. (Yeah guilty to that...)

and...
112. When you talk about alizee and somebody tells you to go look at someone like Heidi klum and you're just like...eh

mavsluver41

05-01-2009, 12:28 AM

111. You set your desktop background as a picture of alizee just so all ur friends can ask you about her. (Yeah guilty to that...

Oh man, sooooo guilty of that one :). I always position myself so that my friends get a little glimpse, just enough so they have to crane their neck to see ;).

Zack -Alizee Lover-

05-01-2009, 12:31 AM

113. When you play games and name ur characters such as...
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5511/aliz.th.jpg (http://img2.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aliz.jpg)

SimonH

05-01-2009, 12:51 PM

113. When you play games and name ur characters such as...
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5511/aliz.th.jpg (http://img2.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aliz.jpg)

lol me too. I got RS character named Jamais Plus. No I do not play RS, I bot it & sell accounts.

Idéaliser

05-02-2009, 12:08 AM

114. You do your whole semester project based on Corsica and a famous person from there. Bet you can't guess who I chose ;)

mavsluver41

05-02-2009, 12:39 AM

115. You join Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube ONLY because of her. (Not me, but some ;))

114. You do your whole semester project based on Corsica and a famous person from there. Bet you can't guess who I chose ;)

Napolean, duh :rolleyes:.

:p

Hylas1896

05-02-2009, 12:53 AM

116. When you decide you'd better switch to European style dates, in good old increasing time intervals: DD-MM-YY instead of MM-DD-YY, which upon examination is patently counterintuitive. (Us lucky ones like me have birthdays with a day above 13, avoiding the problem.) :D

Hylas

wasabi622

05-02-2009, 01:40 AM

HAHA! the viva la vida always gets me. i always get excited first.. then i realize that the chances of hearing her here in America is sorta slim.
:P

wasabi622

05-02-2009, 01:41 AM

and 111. so true. but it works!

wasabi622

05-02-2009, 08:54 PM

Tiwaz

05-02-2009, 10:57 PM

1117 when ur pissdrunk annd get depreesed and think of alizee inssssted oof jumping down the balcony andd kill your sellf. *guilty :DDDDD

Srbski-kralj

05-02-2009, 11:02 PM

118. Being drunk and trying to do a podcast ( cont realy worked out to good for me :) and guilty as charged

Ruroshen

05-02-2009, 11:11 PM

1117 when ur pissdrunk annd get depreesed and think of alizee inssssted oof jumping down the balcony andd kill your sellf. *guilty :DDDDD

Ummm... :blink:

118. Being drunk and trying to do a podcast ( cont realy worked out to good for me :) and guilty as charged

Little do you know that Roman and I have both been drunk for every podcast so far.

OK, not really. I mean, I've been sober... :p

Tiwaz

05-02-2009, 11:15 PM

alliiize:wub: lol

wasabi622

05-03-2009, 12:23 AM

119. you know youre an alizee fan when you get shit from your battalion commander for listening to french music.

hehehe! during formation he actually told the battalion to vomit on me.

o_O

chazkimies

05-03-2009, 06:40 AM

120. you never get tired of telling your friends how to pronounce alizee's name correctly.
121. you go to music shop in your country and almost cry when you see any of alizee's album.
122. your cell's ringtone is still jeam for years already.
123. you get excited when you see or hear alizee's song in your friend's laptop/phone/mp3 etc...
124. you think that Tinkerbell is pretty cool

Ruroshen

05-03-2009, 07:05 AM

121. you go to music shop in your country and almost cry when you see any of alizee's album...
124. you think that Tinkerbell is pretty cool

125. In the rare event that you do see an Alizée album in the wild, you find yourself fighting the urge to buy it and give it a good home, even though you already own it.

126. Should you actually manage to fight off the urge to buy it, you still stealthily re-position it to the front of the row to be the most visible, in complete disregard for the poor clod whose job it is to alphabetize these things.

127. You see Tinkerbell everywhere now, where before you never noticed.

128. Madonna's versions of 'La Isla Bonita' and 'Hung Up' just sound flat-out wrong to you now, and even the Simon and Garfunkel version of 'The Sound of Silence' is beginning to feel like it's missing something...

129. You've actually begun preliminary research into the life and times of Edie Sedgwick, so that you're already well in the loop by the time the fourth album comes out.

Guilty on all counts, your honor. :o

chazkimies

05-03-2009, 08:11 AM

127. You see Tinkerbell everywhere now, where before you never noticed.

the problem is in my country, Tinkerbell is everywhere, alizee? hard to find:(.

Alizee Mid-West

05-03-2009, 07:50 PM

119. you know youre an alizee fan when you get shit from your battalion commander for listening to french music.

Similarly, wasabi622, I get shit from my wife and friends.

alizee? hard to find:(.

Its the same in the US.

wasabi622

05-05-2009, 01:12 AM

120. you never get tired of telling your friends how to pronounce alizee's name correctly.

speaking of which, how do you pronounce her last name?
Jacotey? is it Ja-ko-tay?

Tiwaz

05-05-2009, 10:16 AM

Ah-lée-zäh "leelee" Ja-kå-täj

edgar93

05-06-2009, 06:19 PM

33. Looking at Lili's picture drinking a soda, then having an idea to look around Paris through Internet trying to find the name of that place. HA HA! YESS! Were you the one who was doing that? That was great.

Yeah u have to lol. But no that wasent me I believe it was Edgar93.

It isn't soda, it is Orange Juice dude :D!

So far, my best guess is that the name of that place is café Louis Phillipe ;).

well, sorry about the off-topic, but Mr. Je Aimes Alizée just made it. He actually found that place :eek:!

http://www.lillytownusa.com/showthread.php?p=14255

look at that thread :cool:.

Srbski-kralj

05-06-2009, 06:59 PM

yeah that and some other places that she was in pictures.

Osama

05-07-2009, 11:00 AM

you know u are an alizee fan when u:
130. when u tell u'r father u wana study in france just 2 meet Alizee (He madly says why don't u marry her?) (i said that's my dream)
131. when u buy a backup hard disk and fill it with alizee's vids and pics cuz u'r scared of losing them (160 G only 4 alizee's stuff)
132. when u get so mad of someone then u think of alizee then u start smiling (I always do)
133. when u sing one of alizee's songs in an final exam (I got a full mark in that exam)
134. when u have a picture of alizee in u'r wallet (I have 3 pics in my wallet)
135. when u call u'r GF Alizee then she thinks that u know another girl

LL Cool B

05-07-2009, 03:19 PM

135. when u call u'r GF Alizee then she thinks that u know another girl

Yikes! I hope you don't do that during "Sexy Time":eek:

wasabi622

05-07-2009, 03:36 PM

you know u are an alizee fan when u:

133. when u sing one of alizee's songs in an final exam (I got a full mark in that exam)

oooh mann! i have finals coming up.. and yet, im on here all the time!
i should be studying, rather than watching Alizee videos.

:p

Osama

05-07-2009, 03:38 PM

Yikes! I hope you don't do that during "Sexy Time":eek:

Dude if that happend i wouldn't have a penis right know :eek:
I hope it doesn't happen :o

Srbski-kralj

05-07-2009, 11:10 PM

oooh mann! i have finals coming up.. and yet, im on here all the time!
i should be studying, rather than watching Alizee videos.

:p

hahaha yeah man, iwas that way to lol why do u think i woke up early as heck to study for my final today lol. But no regrets ahaha.

wasabi622

05-08-2009, 12:19 AM

hahaha yeah man, iwas that way to lol why do u think i woke up early as heck to study for my final today lol. But no regrets ahaha.

hahaa, i sorta use that against myself though.. im like, ok, get through this chapter and concentrate all the way through.. and then i'll allow myself to watch one alizee video.

im such a dork!
:p

just thought of one!

136. you know youre an Alizee fan when you watch her interviews and other videos twice: once to read the subtitles and know whats going on, and the second time just to watch the funny/cute expressions that she makes.

AceTone

05-12-2009, 12:54 AM

137) ... when you don't even mind watching the YouTube videos, instead of the ones saved on your drive.

... actually, I guess that would make you lazy.

Vista

05-13-2009, 12:49 AM

Alizee at Cafe
The cafe street address is approximately
74, Avenue des Champs-Elysées and is affiliated with nearby Déli's Café Champs Elysées.

Reverse Image - Alizee at Deli's street cafe (see background sign)
.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-Juice-StreetCafe-DelisCafe-R.jpg
.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-Juice-StreetCafe.jpg
.
.
Alian Tour (name on building below) at address 78, Avenue Champs Elysées.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-StreetCafe.jpg
.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-StreetCafe-78AvenueChampsEly.jpg
.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-StreetCafe2.jpg
.

Gh0sT

05-13-2009, 05:39 PM

Here is a link to Google Street View (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=74,+Avenue+des+Champs-Elys%C3%A9es,+paris,+france&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=40.460237,67.851563&ie=UTF8&ll=48.870947,2.303916&spn=0.000231,0.001545&t=h&z=20&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=48.870981,2.303798&panoid=xEpWOlDpWjAS38ClN_MTSA&cbp=12,57.79,,0,-0.59) so you can look around and see what it's like. Unfortunately there is a huge double decker bus right in front of the cafe but it's still pretty cool to be able to "walk" along Champs-Elysées :D

Not to be completely off-topic ..

138. When you enter your favorite locations in your favorite weather forecast website you always add Paris and Ajaccio :D

wasabi622

05-13-2009, 05:46 PM

139. you make a deal with your friends that no matter how drunk you get, they'll stop you from getting a huge tattoo of Tinkerbell across your chest.

the "A" in Alizee however, is acceptable apparently though. (I can always say its A for Ahn, my last name :p)

Ben

05-15-2009, 09:27 PM

140. You buy a Tinkerbell Pez dispenser on the off-chance you'll be able to give it to Alizée someday (true, and just happened). :)

http://i17.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/33/de/0593_12.JPG

Roman

05-15-2009, 11:17 PM

140. You buy a Tinkerbell Pez dispenser on the off-chance you'll be able to give it to Alizée someday (true, and just happened). :)

http://i17.ebayimg.com/08/i/001/33/de/0593_12.JPG

hehe, that's cool! And it reminds me of "The Pretender" which I've watched some episodes of recently. (eh, Hulu you know) At some point in the series they decided to have Jarod constantly eating Pez. I don't remember ever seeing a Tinkerbell though. :)
141. When you have France set as a secondary time that shows up in your (Windows) system tray clock (for like well over a year). (maybe not as good as the Paris and Ajaccio weather though ;P)

oh by the way Ghost, it's even more fun to run all the way from the Place de la Concorde up the Champs-Elysées to l'Arc de Triomphe. It's quite a ways, but the hard part is to keep going with all the people in the way. Sunday mornings, like in most places, is a good time though. It's fairly deserted. Oh man, I need to go stay in Paris for another few months.

wasabi622

05-16-2009, 01:47 AM

deanej

05-16-2009, 01:50 PM

141. When you have France set as a secondary time that shows up in your (Windows) system tray clock (for like well over a year). (maybe not as good as the Paris and Ajaccio weather though ;P)

Well, I have Paris set as a clock on my iPod.

CinnamonPixie

05-17-2009, 03:52 AM

23. Your standards for dating women have gotten ridiculously high because of Alizée.

:D

My boyfriend loved that one; incidentally, the first time saw me (well the first time he spoke to me anyway), he said I looked exactly what he imagined Alizee looking like if she were a cheerleader... I didn't know who she was then, but knowing now (especially how he practically worships her) how he has this fantasy girl image of her, I take it as a compliment. ;)

To keep on topic... Here's one to add to your list (sort of similar to one mentioned already, but this is something I actually recently did): "You style your hair like Alizee just to impress/tease your S.O." I did it for his birthday, and he totally stood there stunned with his mouth open until his dog licked his face! :D He STILL plays with my hair and grins like the cat that just ate the canary whenever he sees me. :) I think I may keep my hair like this... It's fun to tease him! *LOL*

Roman

05-17-2009, 04:57 AM

My boyfriend loved that one; incidentally, the first time saw me (well the first time he spoke to me anyway), he said I looked exactly what he imagined Alizee looking like if she were a cheerleader... I didn't know who she was then, but knowing now (especially how he practically worships her) how he has this fantasy girl image of her, I take it as a compliment. ;)

To keep on topic... Here's one to add to your list (sort of similar to one mentioned already, but this is something I actually recently did): "You style your hair like Alizee just to impress/tease your S.O." I did it for his birthday, and he totally stood there stunned with his mouth open until his dog licked his face! :D He STILL plays with my hair and grins like the cat that just ate the canary whenever he sees me. :) I think I may keep my hair like this... It's fun to tease him! *LOL*
Oh come on. You're going to have to submit a picture after a post like that. (what's an S.O.? hmm let me think...)

Chommpers

05-17-2009, 05:04 AM

Oh come on. You're going to have to submit a picture after a post like that. (what's an S.O.? hmm let me think...)

I know, right! It's a nice little story though.

As far as S.O. I will give you a hint, it starts with significant and ends with other, sig..... oh damn.

wasabi622

05-17-2009, 06:18 PM

im with Roman.. i too confess my curiosity of what a cheerleader version of Alizee would look like! :blink:

Ben

05-17-2009, 08:52 PM

Which Alizée hairstyle, CP?

CinnamonPixie

05-18-2009, 02:44 AM

Like she has in J’ai Pas Vingt Ans (like in this pic (http://www.tccandler.com/images/celebs/alizee%20jacotey%20still%201.jpg), more or less). I (and he) really wanted to get it looking more like she had it in the Moi... Lolita vid but we (the girl that does my hair & I) couldn't really figure out how to do that for sure - and she didn't want to start cutting on my hair unless she was 90% sure she could get it very close to what I wanted.

The cut I wound up getting wasn't too much different than the "Yuna" styling I already had. It's just a little "messier" looking (as my bf puts it) and takes about 15-20 longer to get it done in the morning than before. No biggie.

I think I am going to let it grow long again (I really do miss it being longer, even if it is cooler in the summer to have it short) tho. If I do I'll keep the bangs like Alizee does 'em when she had the long curving bangs on the far sides of her face. I like that, it's cute - and allows for all sorts of fun accessorizing with different types of hair pins, barretts, and what-not. And I think that those bangs would totally rock with my "punk rock pigtails" I used to do my hair in all the time. *LOL*

This is Yuna (http://qirien.icecavern.net/final_fantasy/ffx/tidus-yuna.jpg), from Final Fantasy X, in case you don't know what she looks like.

Roman

05-20-2009, 11:03 PM

Photos! photos!

CinnamonPixie

05-22-2009, 02:58 AM

32. You only date women who are 5'3" :p

My bf wouldn't be dating me if he followed this one! I'm SHORT! I'm only 5'1" (but I am still growing, but not likely much more - Momma and Daddy are short, too!)

27. Talking about the same cop, realazing that the cop was lip singing Moi...Lolita when he was driving next to you. (happend to me last week freaked the shit out of me).

No way! That is so totally cool! That cop rocks! :)

wasabi622

05-24-2009, 12:12 AM

sorta to jump topics but..

142. you know youre an Alizee fan when you waste gas to take the long way home simply to listen to Alizee as you drive for just a bit longer.

M'alizee

05-24-2009, 02:25 PM

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/EbearGrosso/Alizee/Alizee-StreetCafe.jpg

where you have got this picture?

user472884

08-09-2009, 02:43 PM

- you rent/netflix "A Good Year" to see how Moi Lolita is used (guilty)

- you used her name in a video game (many, many times guilty)

- you decide to study French (reluctantly, guilty)

- you used lyrics from her songs in everyday conversation (i'm noticing a pattern :))

- you vote for her in a contest every 20 minutes for weeks (:))

- you have gone to or planned to visit France with a hope of meeting her

- you secretly hate Jérémy Chatelain (ne le nie pas)

------------

your turn

ALS

08-09-2009, 03:09 PM

- you secretly hate Jérémy Chatelain (ne le nie pas)

------------

your turn

No true fan would ever hate Jérémy just because he is married to Alizée.
All we want for Alizée is for her to be happy and married to the man she loves.

woohoo

08-09-2009, 03:56 PM

Im having deja-voo about this thread.

Pjoo

08-09-2009, 03:56 PM

- When you really don't like going outside of your home because you can't or might not be able to listen to Alizée there. (guilty)

- Alizée as desktop wallpaper (guilty x 192)

- Alizée as avatar/in signature (guilty)

- you have gone to or planned to visit France because Alizée is from there (Pjoo planning, as in planning but probably never actually realizing)

- when you have Alizée as ringtone(not yet)

- you can't sleep without having her music playing (guilty)

- you have her twitter RRS feed showing on the lcd screen of your keyboard (guilty)

- you spend 3 hours creating perfect playlist, consisting of around 130 songs all by Alizée, with many copies and and different versions, yet equally far from each other and with good mix of different albums and languages. (guilty)

- when your friends start calling you "french lover" (guilty)

- when "you vote for her in a contest every 20 minutes for weeks" cannot be used know you are Alizée fan cause you force your friends to vote for her. (not quite)

- Personal Message on MSN is lyrics from Alizée (guilty)

- Name things in real life after her (yet to do, gimme car dammit)

No true fan would ever hate Jérémy just because he is married to Alizée.That's what they all say. But secretly... :mad:

And to be honest, I can think of quite many reasons why someone would study french :P

Also other stuff, I got french euro glued to my monitor, but that's not cause of Alizée.

M'alizee

08-09-2009, 04:04 PM

i don't need to give good points to explain why i am a fan of her. i know i am a fan, there is a tale in past and a tale now why i am a fan, i did great things, i know what i do and i know i will be always a fan. dont think i wrote this because everybody would do this when he want to be serious ;). Alizée FTW! :D

Pjoo

08-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Im having deja-voo about this thread.

Is it deja vu if you actually have seen it happen before?

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4606

woohoo

08-09-2009, 05:19 PM

Is it deja vu if you actually have seen it happen before?

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4606

yeah that's what i saw.

Fall

08-09-2009, 05:25 PM

i only have one to add. i dont know if anyone else did this but:

- you know you're an Alizée fan if you set French as the default language on any digital device (in an effort to get used to the language) :o

Pjoo

08-09-2009, 05:29 PM

Again, possibly if you simply want to learn french.

I play with french as client language in WoW.
Glyphe de Totem de Griffes de Pierre.... Someone really awesome has been translating those.

user472884

08-09-2009, 07:04 PM

I'm guilty with the french language

my xbox, ipod touch, runescape, and several other things are all set to French

I tell the non-believers "I'm immersing myself because I want to learn and become fluent in French"

what I don't tell them is what started that :)

============
Oh deary, I'm sorry about the déjà vu, my bad I didn't know there was a thread already like this.

Srbski-kralj

08-09-2009, 07:25 PM

I thought we had a thread like this tht we went over 100 different thing we are all guilty off lol.

for me its always in my car her cd is playing at the maximum
trying to learn French

ImRawdg

08-17-2009, 12:16 AM

When you no longer consider Audiosurf a waste of $10. (The game played a major part in my hardcore Alizée listening days, had hardly played it before that)

AlizéeDuSiècle

08-17-2009, 12:18 AM

Listen to one of her songs till you get a headache then keep listening to it ps i have alizee on my xbox....

wasabi622

08-17-2009, 12:23 AM

when you've wasted, and i've calculated, over $300 in gas simply cuz you drove around directionless for miles just so you can listen to Alizee as you drive.

user472884

08-17-2009, 03:59 AM

when you've wasted, and i've calculated, over $300 in gas simply cuz you drove around directionless for miles just so you can listen to Alizee as you drive.

im guilty of something similar

- when you pull into the garage just as J'en Ai Marre starts to play...... and after the song ends you realized you had closed the garage and forgot to stop the car

johnsons34

08-17-2009, 03:28 PM

4) you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée. ----> this definitely applies to me.

Do girls also hate Jeremy?? Usually, I just hear guys hating him and I'm a girl and I adore him. hahaha. I'm actually happy that Alizee is married, I'm tired of hearing all people thinking that they have a chance with her!

Also, you know you're an Alizee fan when you start dressing like her and doing ur hair like hers! :D

Eldrick

08-17-2009, 04:41 PM

When just about all your knowledge of the French language comes from either listening to Alizee lyrics or watching her interviews on YouTube

vercingetorix

08-17-2009, 10:24 PM

Listen to one of her songs till you get a headache then keep listening to it ps i have alizee on my xbox....

Thats cool man I had her on my xbox too when I had one hehe...Tony Hawk pro skater games with Alizee singing uhhu yeah...:p:rolleyes:;)

user472884

08-17-2009, 10:30 PM

Do girls also hate Jeremy?? Usually, I just hear guys hating him and I'm a girl and I adore him. hahaha. I'm actually happy that Alizee is married, I'm tired of hearing all people thinking that they have a chance with her!

what? are you suggesting that I don't have a chance with Alizée? lol jk, or not

you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée. ----> this definitely applies to me.

Also, you know you're an Alizee fan when you start dressing like her and doing ur hair like hers! :D

I'm guilty of one of those, guess :p;)

wasabi622

08-18-2009, 12:14 AM

4) you can turn absolutely any conversation onto Alizée. ----> this definitely applies to me.

a lot of my friends threaten to beat me when i do this.. but sometimes, i just can't help it! a big glass box is positively screaming "J'en Ai Marre"!!!! or the Eiffel Tower is just begging to remind me of Alizee's performance of JPVA, and so on. :D

Fyrel

08-18-2009, 05:56 AM

I'm actually happy that Alizee is married, I'm tired of hearing all people thinking that they have a chance with her!

Haha, I have the same thoughts! I think it's a nice reality check for some people. :D

user472884

08-18-2009, 06:30 AM

- when you watch the movie "A Good Year"

GUILTY

Pjoo

08-18-2009, 11:40 AM

I'm actually happy that Alizee is married, I'm tired of hearing all people thinking that they have a chance with her!

Yeah, it's great as long as it works, but it's way(how way? way way) more annoying when they still think/say they have a chance with her. Yeah, I know some people who can be pretty damn dumb and/or mean at times!

wasabi622

08-18-2009, 10:18 PM

4)
I'm actually happy that Alizee is married, I'm tired of hearing all people thinking that they have a chance with her!

on the other hand, im tired of people telling me that she's married and thus i should no longer be a fan. why does her marriage have anything to do with me liking her?!

most people i talk to about her are like.. oh, she's married? then why you still so into her?

FRICK people, not everything's about marriage and sex!

Fyrel

08-19-2009, 05:20 AM

on the other hand, im tired of people telling me that she's married and thus i should no longer be a fan. why does her marriage have anything to do with me liking her?!

most people i talk to about her are like.. oh, she's married? then why you still so into her?

FRICK people, not everything's about marriage and sex!

EXACTLY. I had one person (someone from France, who knew of Alizée during the ML days) comment "Why do you still bother being a fan? She's married and has a kid; you don't stand a chance." Since when was listening to music and appreciating someone linked to that?! It's despicable, I swear.....

Sorry, I had to get that out.

Sphery

08-19-2009, 12:10 PM

Hello!

I need some help with finding out Alizée's e-mail adress, because i want to send her just one e-mail, to say her happy birthday, (21th of August), can anyone help me? Please share informations, if you know. I would be really happy if someone help. :o:)

Geech

08-19-2009, 01:19 PM

Sphery

08-19-2009, 01:27 PM

So there is no way to contact her. I see. :(

Sphery

08-19-2009, 01:52 PM

Is here anyone, who wrote her an e-mail with success? If yes, i try it :)

Geech

08-19-2009, 02:39 PM

Is here anyone, who wrote her an e-mail with success? If yes, i try it :)

There is no way to contact her outside of her social networking sites. Sorry to disappoint you.

user472884

08-19-2009, 03:01 PM

Is here anyone, who wrote her an e-mail with success? If yes, i try it :)

dude, if we had her email she would have changed it by now

Plaz

08-19-2009, 03:08 PM

There is no way to contact her outside of her social networking sites. Sorry to disappoint you.

if i remember right..... back when gourmandises was all that rage..... there was an email on her site that i think she read/replied to... but thats been abandoned for years now...

user472884

08-19-2009, 05:03 PM

- when you are ecstatic to find out that the "breakup" may be false

wasabi622

08-19-2009, 11:38 PM

- when you are ecstatic to find out that the "breakup" may be false

im confused.. please elaborate?

Future Raptor Ace

08-20-2009, 12:17 AM

- when you are ecstatic to find out that the "breakup" may be false
when you hope the break up rummer is false

AlizéeDuSiècle

08-20-2009, 01:28 AM

when you have dreams about her everyday

Sphery

08-20-2009, 05:13 AM

and there aren't any forums that she reads recently i guess.

user472884

08-20-2009, 05:18 AM

im confused.. please elaborate?

don't even worry about it... we are going to ignore it until more information from a reliable source surfaces

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a few more I came up with today

- when you get a response to your asking for a quote for a tatoo of Alizée (300 bucks, is that cheap? expensive? what)
- when you accidently set your dad's new laptop desktop to a picture of Alizée en concert
- when you collaborate with you and yourself on what an Alizée video game would be like, what platform it would be on, if there would be an under water level, if she would either have machine guns or a samurai sword, and if Alizée would agree to voicing her character or if they would have to get one of those horrible impersonators (i'm talking to you people who did The Mummy video game), if all her outfits would be available per level or unlockables, if anybody else besides me would buy it...........

Future Raptor Ace

08-20-2009, 03:40 PM

when your ecstatic that the break up rumor was bulls**T

wasabi622

08-20-2009, 06:04 PM

when your ecstatic that the break up rumor was bulls**T

the question is.. was it though? that's what i want to know!

Future Raptor Ace

08-20-2009, 06:08 PM

the question is.. was it though? that's what i want to know!
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it was all a rumor though not to worry
Now you know :)

wasabi622

08-20-2009, 06:22 PM

Vorock

08-22-2009, 11:45 AM

Pjoo

08-22-2009, 11:56 AM

1) you can find the accented é on your computer keyboard.

It's pretty easy, atleast with european keyboard, but does anyone happen to know how to do ç?

n) When you bake a cake for Alizée's Birthday
n+1) When you like her singing the phone book

Criss_pl

08-22-2009, 12:07 PM

It's pretty easy, atleast with european keyboard, but does anyone happen to know how to do ç?

If you are inserting é by pressing alt+0233, try ç with alt+0231, for me works on european keyboard.

And to the topic,

you can listen to song that she sings 20 times in a row, till you learn the lyrics(For me it was her performance of Adélaïde)
you can stand ignoring accents over the french letters in titles of the songs

And of course all previous facts.

user472884

08-28-2009, 03:59 AM

muahaha, you windows users need to use alt codes...

BUT MY SUPERIOR MAC MERELY NEEDS TO HOLD DOWN OPTION

ç = alt-c
é = alt-e
î
ü
à

MUAHAHAH

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- when the ability to quickly type "é" is one of the top three reasons you chose mac over pc

CFHollister

08-28-2009, 04:58 AM

muahaha, you windows users need to use alt codes...

That's not true. You simply have to enable the International Keyboard in Windows and it becomes very easy to type any accents, and you don't even need to hold down more than one key at a time. And which keys to push for each one is very intuitive:
'a = á
`a = à
^a = â
"a = ä
and so on...

Silly mac users and their assumptions about what Windows supposedly can't do :rolleyes:
:p

Pjoo

08-28-2009, 06:04 AM

"a = ä

Lies, ä = ä!

alt+0231 not working :(

Well, I just keep copypasting it then, it's not every c I need it for!

TheBarrett

08-28-2009, 06:14 AM

That's not true. You simply have to enable the International Keyboard in Windows and it becomes very easy to type any accents, and you don't even need to hold down more than one key at a time. And which keys to push for each one is very intuitive:
'a = á
`a = à
^a = â
"a = ä
and so on...

Silly mac users and their assumptions about what Windows supposedly can't do :rolleyes:
:p

Psh, Macs + Audio and Movie work FTW. :p

Edcognito

08-28-2009, 04:40 PM

Psh, Macs + Audio and Movie work FTW. :p

What has this to do with "You know your a fan when..."?

... When you've put "her" birthday on your facebook as a reminder, on your work computers as a recurring yearly "Project Update" and on your home computer under the listing "LOTTERY WINNER!"...

... When you just read this thread from beginning to end...

Ed:cool:

Roman

09-03-2009, 12:46 AM

Forrplay

09-03-2009, 01:38 AM

You know you are a Lili fan when you can't go a single day without listening, watching, or reading something about her.

When your day doesn't feel complete if you haven't done either of the above

When you listen to her music so much that it sounds like people are speaking french when you aren't paying attention and when you focus in on their conversation you are disappointed to find that they are actually speaking english (happned today)

when you have a song stuck in your head such as Panic Switch by Silver sun pickups and half way through singing the song in your head it switches to Jen ai merre.

When you think that 2:35 of the Jen ai marre video is the cutest thing in the entire world.

When you actually think you have a shot in hell of meeting her and plan to go to France just to give it a shot.

When you think that you have an unhealthy obsession with Lili and then realize that there is no such thing as an unhealthy obsession if the name Lili is related to the conversation.

When you show your friends Lili and then punch them for makeing a comment like "I'd hit that 10 ways from sunday" because you cant stand when people disrespect her (guilty)

Fall

09-03-2009, 01:50 AM

You know you are a Lili fan when you can't go a single day without listening, watching, or reading something about her.

When your day doesn't feel complete if you haven't done either of the above

When you actually think you have a shot in hell of meeting her and plan to go to France just to give it a shot.

When you show your friends Lili and then punch them for makeing a comment like "I'd hit that 10 ways from sunday" because you cant stand when people disrespect her (guilty)

guilty of all of the above lol. Welcome to the site Forrplay, make sure you stick around! I'm especially guilty of the last one lol, but i try to avoid that by not mentioning her to people who would say that.

TheBarrett

09-03-2009, 01:50 AM

Forrplay

09-03-2009, 01:53 AM

Indeed sir

user472884

09-03-2009, 07:24 AM

@Forrplay

Welcome,

To which JeAM video were you referring to?

====================================

- when you used "knock on wood" but hit your head forgetting you were holding a pencil

- when you've resolved to some how, obtain the Lolita dress

- when you check AAm every hour on the hour for more development in anything

- when you spent sixty dollars at joann fabrics on materials for a flag

- when you just woke up from your dream about your mansion which featured marble statues of Alizée at several stages in her life

Vorock

09-03-2009, 09:08 AM

user472884

09-03-2009, 09:30 AM

When you show your friends Lili and then punch them for makeing a comment like "I'd hit that 10 ways from sunday" because you cant stand when people disrespect her (guilty)

guilty :)

well..... guilty twice at the same time........

it hurt but it was worth it.

Forrplay

09-03-2009, 02:45 PM

guilty :)

well..... guilty twice at the same time........

it hurt but it was worth it.

it was kinda like a "How dare you!" moment and i just sucker punched him in the gut

user472884

09-03-2009, 06:54 PM

it was kinda like a "How dare you!" moment and i just sucker punched him in the gut

no words....

he knew I was there and what he said......... i was like "oh hell no"

one GOOD slug across the wise guy's face and one of those ninja flips to his friend. I got a few more good hits in and I took a few in the name of Alizée:wub:

Roman

09-03-2009, 08:27 PM

You know you are a Lili fan when...
been there, done that - best times ever

wasabi622

09-03-2009, 11:03 PM

TheBarrett

09-03-2009, 11:05 PM

YESSS!! i haven't checked, but im assuming you mean that little shrug/squeak thingy that she does?! :wub:

Check it then. :p
Although you probably think everything she does is on the same cuteness scale. :p

Forrplay

09-03-2009, 11:06 PM

YESSS!! i haven't checked, but im assuming you mean that little shrug/squeak thingy that she does?! :wub:

Yes! the " ya comme hic!" part, gets me everytime, today my managers at my job had me put together a playlist on the company ipod so about half of the songs on it are all Alizee, i had like 20 people ask me who it was, they have all reached the point of no return

wasabi622

09-03-2009, 11:10 PM

Yes! the " ya comme hic!" part, gets me everytime, today my managers at my job had me put together a playlist on the company ipod so about half of the songs on it are all Alizee, i had like 20 people ask me who it was, they have all reached the point of no return

HA! yup, i knew it!! I know, it's freaking ADORABLE!! :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

sorry, couldn't help it. :p

wasabi622

09-03-2009, 11:11 PM

Check it then. :p
Although you probably think everything she does is on the same cuteness scale. :p

trust me, i know my adorable Alizee moments quite well. :p

edit: how do you multiquote?! all i do is just post twice and it automatically merges it..

Fall

09-04-2009, 02:39 AM

HA! yup, i knew it!! I know, it's freaking ADORABLE!! :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

sorry, couldn't help it. :p

trust me, i know my adorable Alizee moments quite well. :p

edit: how do you multiquote?! all i do is just post twice and it automatically merges it..

i dont know either but hopefully this works. i also hope this is what you meant. i clicked multiquote on your two previous posts and then clicked new reply and the thing came up. heh i guess i do know how to do it lol i actually didnt know how to. check all my previous posts! im embarrassed now lol
:o

ps yeah, i love the squeak in JAM, and the Wow in TDM. Its late and i cant think of any more but i love them all!

user472884

09-04-2009, 04:50 AM

the comme hic part............

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/wub.jpg
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/wub.jpg
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/wub.jpg
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/wub.jpg
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/wub.jpg

Tomtentp

09-04-2009, 06:49 AM

When you buy an iPhone just to be able to skulk this site 24/7
:)

user472884

09-04-2009, 06:50 AM

- when the only apps on your ipod touch/phone are music, video, and a direct link to AAm

Tomtentp

09-04-2009, 07:17 AM

- when the only apps on your ipod touch/phone are music, video, and a direct link to AAm

Huh? Is there an Aam app?

user472884

09-14-2009, 03:15 AM

Huh? Is there an Aam app?

there is no specific iphone application for AAm (though there was talk of one http://tinyurl.com/nk2mrp)

I have a, what's it called, a bookmark-icon thing in the dock of my iPod touch.

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- when you were told that you had been using the expression "knock on wood" for several days, and when you realized it you smiled knowing why:wub:

Ben

09-14-2009, 03:49 AM

We're also on the Tapatalk network for iPhone users: http://itunes.com/app/tapatalk

Roman

09-17-2009, 07:18 PM

You know you're an Alizée fan when you haven't given up on her.

user472884

09-17-2009, 07:29 PM

You know you're an Alizée fan when you haven't given up on her.

I don't think it's proper english to have both "Alizée" and "give up" in the same paragraph.

Fall

09-17-2009, 07:34 PM

i dont know if this is on here but

you know you're an Alizée fan when you've spent all your summer allowance on 3 CDs... :eek::o:wub: (or that you barely get any allowance :()

wasabi622

09-17-2009, 10:04 PM

I don't think it's proper english to have both "Alizée" and "give up" in the same paragraph.

agreed. Roman, you need to go back to english class! :p

Criss_pl

09-18-2009, 11:21 AM

I don't think it's proper english to have both "Alizée" and "give up" in the same paragraph.

If you are using negation, it's good I think.

You know you're an Alizée fan when you've spent all your summer listening ONLY to her music and looking for all her performances, just to hear that voice.

wasabi622

09-18-2009, 11:53 AM

You know you're an Alizée fan when you've spent all your summer listening ONLY to her music and looking for all her performances, just to hear that voice.

yeah.. the sad thing was, my dad now knows more songs than i do.
we were driving and he started singing along to blame it on the alcohol.. and i was like.. "j'en ai marre?"

Criss_pl

09-18-2009, 01:33 PM

yeah.. the sad thing was, my dad now knows more songs than i do.

What a shame:p You must start learning ALL the songs, with Il jouait du piano debout and Ma priere too.

And one more thing,
when you're listening to ACC 5 times in a row, to finally remember the words and don't confuse them always, verses are similar and I must confess that I was mixing them up, but now I finally remember them:p

Dark Engine

09-18-2009, 04:18 PM

yeah.. the sad thing was, my dad now knows more songs than i do.
we were driving and he started singing along to blame it on the alcohol.. and i was like.. "j'en ai marre?"

2 guys driving, while drunk and listening to a french pop singer. I wonder what a cop would be thinking had he pulled you over?

ImRawdg

09-18-2009, 05:08 PM

You know you're an Alizée fan when you haven't given up on her.

Yeah, it's tempting these days, isn't it?

user472884

09-18-2009, 06:26 PM

2 guys driving, while drunk and listening to a french pop singer. I wonder what a cop would be thinking had he pulled you over?

that's actually happened to me

uh yea, a ferrari

lol i just remembered something that happened to me
once when me and my dad were driving we got pulled over (he thought we stole it) and we got out of any hassling he had planned because he recognized "c'est trop tard" on the stereo"............ W00T

TheBarrett

09-18-2009, 07:32 PM

Yeah, it's tempting these days, isn't it?

Well temptation is a sour piece of sweet candy. ;)
No reason to give up on any musical artist, maybe hardcore fandom yeah, because that can lead to unhealthiness.

wasabi622

09-18-2009, 09:42 PM

Criss_pl

09-19-2009, 11:13 AM

you know youre an Alizee fan when sometimes you try not to think of her because you know once you start, you're gonna be busy watching videos, be on this forum, and so on for hours, and that you'll feel bad knowing that she's already taken.

So true. It refers to me also:)

Vorock

09-19-2009, 01:16 PM

wasabi622

09-20-2009, 01:14 AM

Not exactly bad that she's taken, kind of happy that she found her love really, but I do definitely think of how my life would be with her.

well, i don't mean that i feel bad bad, but rather.. like, damn, how awesome would it be if..?

but either way! she's like pringles, once ya pop, the fun don't stop!
i can't just watch one Alizee video and be done with it, i've got to watch at least a good 2 hours worth before i can stop.

user472884

09-20-2009, 01:52 AM

well, i don't mean that i feel bad bad, but rather.. like, damn, how awesome would it be if..?

but either way! she's like pringles, once ya pop, the fun don't stop!
i can't just watch one Alizee video and be done with it, i've got to watch at least a good 2 hours worth before i can stop.

yea well... if the world worked out to everybody getting what they wanted Alizée would have like freaking...how many men are there in the world.... X number of men - Richard Simmons married to Alizée.. which would be very awkward at night time

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two more!
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- when you've just downloaded like three hundred pictures so you can bring your laptop to school and let people see what you're organizing on your computer

*drum roll* this kinda made my head 'splode trying to figure it out

- when you care for Alizée so much, you decide that yes, you would take a bullet for Jérémy.................grumble

AlizéeDuSiècle

09-20-2009, 01:53 AM

in the worst times... you listen to her and think about her to make things feel better

user472884

09-20-2009, 03:50 AM

when you seriously considered what it would be like to either be
a) a hardwood dance floor
b) leg warmers

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/2395608745_1.gif

Fyrel

09-20-2009, 06:24 AM

when you seriously considered what it would be like to either be
a) a hardwood dance floor
b) leg warmers

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/2395608745_1.gif

I'm getting so dizzy watching that.....over and over and over and *thud*

Dark Engine

09-20-2009, 10:41 AM

You feel guilty when watching Jenifer Bartoli music videos.

user472884

09-20-2009, 04:00 PM

You feel guilty when watching Jenifer Bartoli music videos.

- when names that don't start with "Alizée" are pointless and fuzzy to you

Fall

09-21-2009, 06:10 PM

you know you're an Alizée fan when you can completely forget that you had surgery today while you listen to her music :eek::o:D:wub:

Edit: In case you dont believe me, it was a rather small scale surgery, which is why im on the computer now. but hey, there were knives and blood. :eek::(

user472884

09-21-2009, 06:37 PM

- when you realized that today you had been staring at this for 36 minutes

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/2395608745_1.gif

- and when you stared at this for five minutes before actually posting this