What pisses you off?

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

-Conversations about buttcheeks. *Shudders

[user472884]

Originally Posted by bbk

issue with the girl to the teacher?

hawaiians aren't half as bad as filipinos.

stretchmarks aren't that bad. and the buttcheeks ones are common.

- The teacher already had her for a different class, so he already knows. I got 100% on it, so there's really no use complaining about it anymore

- Except when the hawaiian lady running the little shack that loans boogie boards and goggles says nothing to you or your white-ass irish mom, but warns your korean dad (korean, japanese... even they can't tell the difference anymore) not to go in the water because several sharks had been seen, and even reserved "his" family a table at the near by beach cafe thing (white lady and an asian dude? impossible...)

- I don't spend too much time staring at my ass in the mirror so i'm not worrying about it

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- being so dizzy and disoriented that when you finally recognize 30 second-old silence, it's because you were asked to read and everyone had just been staring at you spacing out at the gauge marks on your desk
- cryptic writing
- how it's been over three weeks in French class, and more than half the students can't even remember the difference between "aller" and "faire" (seriously... I know it's your first foreign language, but fuck me, you'd be able to memorize the difference between 10 and 100 in maybe 7 seconds)

What I friggin love
- when the kid in your french class that transfered out of french 2 to 1 ("it was too hard") and think's he's the absolute shit/authority on the language (He didn't know how to conjugate "aller" for "ils") and believes he's a good buddy with the teacher and reserves special rights (such as having the right to listen to his ipod and go to the vending machine as he pleases) and finds that he got an 84 on the test (among the class average of 60%) and begins to show off (even having the balls to offer to tutor the other kids)... right around the time I get my test back, with 103/100 written in bright red on the front. He looked at me like I had slapped him, and I just said "It's alright man.. hey, if you ever need help, I can tutor you"

(which I won't... I have a strict "no helping kids with pants off their ass and/or gelled hair to appear as it's being blown to the side by a strong wind" policy)

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it seems to me that by the time you enter the 9th grade, you would understand that you need to double click icons to open them

[Tchaikovsky]

-When the dust jacket for your book tears.

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

it seems to me that by the time you enter the 9th grade, you would understand that you need to double click icons to open them

Or that clicking the same function over and over and over again will not make it load any faster.

-Soul Sister, that one Train song you hate, was a big hit (it's still on the radio a lot) but I don't know one person who actually liked it.

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Originally Posted by Jalen

- being so dizzy and disoriented that when you finally recognize 30 second-old silence, it's because you were asked to read and everyone had just been staring at you spacing out at the gauge marks on your desk

Every day, Jalen. Every. Day.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

Every day, Jalen. Every. Day.

I think I love you

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I think I love you

-When you wake up a few minutes early and you're in that weird just-about-to-doze-off state, and then your alarm clock rings and scares the living hell out of you. And then you jump out of bed as if you'd woken up beside the devil himself to turn the stupid thing off, but you forgot how to, and have a panic attack because it's getting really loud and scaring you even more. (I swear to god, I thought my heart was gonna pound right out of my chest)

Waking up in the morning for me is kind of like a bad acid trip sometimes

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

-When you wake up a few minutes early and you're in that weird just-about-to-doze-off state, and then your alarm clock rings and scares the living hell out of you. And then you jump out of bed as if you'd woken up beside the devil himself to turn the stupid thing off, but you forgot how to, and have a panic attack because it's getting really loud and scaring you even more. (I swear to god, I thought my heart was gonna pound right out of my chest)

Waking up in the morning for me is kind of like a bad acid trip sometimes

Same here!! You'd think that after years of doing this, I'd be used to it, but my alarm does sometimes freak me out. Like, I'll sometimes wake up a minute before the alarm goes off, just so I can get up in time to turn it off before it goes off.

And is it just me, or does it seem to get louder as it gets going??

[MarkL]

Still not having McAfee work properly for you, causing them to bump you up to a higher level of support than the other supposed high level...I guess they never thought they would have a problem this big

[Människöpesten]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

-When you wake up a few minutes early and you're in that weird just-about-to-doze-off state, and then your alarm clock rings and scares the living hell out of you. And then you jump out of bed as if you'd woken up beside the devil himself to turn the stupid thing off, but you forgot how to, and have a panic attack because it's getting really loud and scaring you even more. (I swear to god, I thought my heart was gonna pound right out of my chest)

Waking up in the morning for me is kind of like a bad acid trip sometimes

THAT WAS ME THIS MORNING! except it was like static over my radio and i was like "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHITE NOISE"

[wasabi622]

-Dungeons and dragons and all other game stuff that are like it. I don't know if it's called role playing or whatever, but I can't stand it.