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girls drivin around town with the girl you love and you're like....FUCK YOU
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Flip flops. I friggen hate them. They utterly fail as shoes, expose your nasty feet, and make annoying slapping sounds when you walk in them.
Why anyone wears them is beyond me.
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having 34" pants when you're comfortable at 36"
(but I literally own 16 pairs of khaki legendary gold, 2 blue, and 2 black... THEY ARE SIMPLE, COMFORTABLE, AND CLEAN) Frosty retiring waking up after a 10 hour nap, and you're just hot and sweaty and your face feels swollen and all that crap those who diss the maté when you get a dumbfuck 142 year old sub for your math class, who after coming to class 15 minutes late (it was quite fascinating, there was no teacher, yet we all were well behaved and just worked on our homework quietly... I'm glad I took harder classes) , proceeds to talk to me and a few others who also sit directly infront of the desk about how we understand math... and marks me absent....
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-waking up to find that my ear is clogged with wax and I can't hear
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wowowowow i wear a 30'' and im not exactly super slim or anything so you...wow. i always thought u were skinny tho, no? |
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-As a side note, I hate when a thread advances 3 pages in one night, and I'm coming into it the next morning like 'WTF I WAS ONLY GONE 5 SECONDS!' -When nobody gets my RvB quotes... They would be so funny if you guys just watched it...
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I wear size 46, on some pairs of shorts/pants they bunch up at the crotch where I can shove a 12 pack of cans down there. But I tend to not notice it anymore so when I run out to the liquor market, I don't know why people are looking at me strange till you look down and noticed my stuff is showing cause am also going commando.
Why can't someone just be like uhmm, bit breezy today isnt it, indicating I'm giving a free show instead of staring.. weridos. |
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so take from that what you will I'm not exactly in ninja shape (I have a somewhat significant belly), but I'm not waddling around anywhere -------------------------------------------------- - the fuckhead who broke the mouse I'm using right now so it can only scroll upwards... even when I'm not touching it... - the fucking teacher who gives a difficult 7 question test, so if you fuck up even once you already dropped a letter and a half - when the bottom latch of your locker gets stuck and won't open, and when you Chuck Norris it open you get a nice little bend in your locker. It still closes and locks fine, but I can see it from 50 yards away
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I've seen the 2nd, but only part I can recall would be the ass-beerbong.
As for your locker, atleast you can always spot it easily. I hate the 99cent/dollar menu, while drunk and notice I still got a few bucks left and I'm like hell yea, gonna grab me some jack in the crack but forget about taxes. |
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