The Rules of Alizée

[wasabi622]

12) Alizée is and is not the lolita, simultaneously.

Yes, the lolita, not a lolita.

[Aayush]

11) One must buy all Alizée Official CDs/DVDs and other stuffs rather then downloading it from the net.

[aditya8617]

I am not binding my admiration for Alizee with these rules!

The only rule is "There are no rules".

[Människöpesten]

armies are to drop the flag of hate at the sighting of alizée. see what i did there? referenced kreator....kind of.

[severianb]

Originally Posted by Människöpesten

armies are to drop the flag of hate at the sighting of alizée. see what i did there? referenced kreator....kind of.

It cannot be possible that there is no peace in the middle east after Lilly perfomed. Either she didn't actually go, or there *is* peace and the oil companies are covering it up.

[user472884]

You know... I could have sworn we have already done something like this...

In fact, I think they were set in stone, even

However:

- Alizée owns Corsica, Egypt, the Northwestern region of Australia, and parts of Chile. Entering any of these places requires an "Alizée" tax.
- Thou shall not doubt the Zée's do
- é, no exceptions

[AlizéeInspired]

- you must have a Lili jam-session on long road trips.

[User22]

Ok 20 rules have been established now....and please oh please actually number them, cause that took me 69 seconds to count how many rules had been listed hahaha.

But yah Mark, besides cutting off your legs to perform on stage with her....you can always just sit downduh

[AlizéeInspired]

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

Ok 20 rules have been established now....and please oh please actually number them, cause that took me 69 seconds to count how many rules had been listed hahaha.

But yah Mark, besides cutting off your legs to perform on stage with her....you can always just sit downduh

I once counted up, labeled, and posted all the reasons that had been posted in the 'You know you're an Alizée fan when..." thread. (check out all my hard work here on this page of the thread: http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/show...t=4606&page=66)

It had gotten so far away that I had counted up 450 reasons for someone to know they're an Alizée fan! So if worse comes to worse... I will help you organize and count up all the rules later on down the road if needed .

[Nubcake]

#?) Alizee goes on the big screen.


Not to watched while on the..

Always flush?