"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[Fall]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I've revived this thread more times than I can remember

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Fall because I have the Elements song memorized phonetically (which sounds like I'm having a stroke)

[UniCom]

It seems that I am more awesome than Jalen due to the fact that I've had three turkey fowls on the Day of Giving Thanks with the necessary holiday drink known as eggnog. I shall commend anyone who dares to challenge my superior authority by being more "awesomer" than me.

[WhiteFeather]

I am more awesome than everyone on this thread, because I just killed a fly Mr. Myagi/Karate Kid-style with my fingers... while it was in midair.

[UniCom]

I'm am more awesome than this guy cuz of unexplainable reasons.

[WhiteFeather]

I am more awesome than UniCom because I explained my reason for being more awesome than him in the previous post.

[UniCom]

I am more awesome than whiteFeather due to the fact that his reason needed to be explained.

[Fall]

I'm more awesome than UC because I now have 1919 posts and that's something of note because I'm 19

[WhiteFeather]

I am more awesome that Fall06 because if you take the number of my current posts as of now (539) and multiply it by approximately 9.387755102040816 (which is of note because the numbers 1 and 9 are in it, and I am also 19), you get 5060.

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than WhiteFeather because I'm a member of the 5,060 club, so I don't have to deal with trivial, childish games like multiplying post counts by random numbers.