Obviously they didn't interview any of us

[Hylas1896]

Seriously:

'Nope, sorry. You're amazing and I can't walk straight when I see you, but you're six-two which is one inch outside my acceptable height range. Why, instead, I'm choosing the Dani-Devito-with-sex-change '

Sigh.

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

there perfect woman

The perfect woman

1. Blue eyes
2. Long blonde hair
3. Occasionally wears glasses
4. Five feet eight inches tall
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones
6. A size 12
7. Good in bed
8. Earns less than £25,000 a year
9. Extremely fit
10. Very good looking
12. Wacky personality
13. Rents a house or flat
14. Optimistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 16. Nurse or PR Executive
17. No children
18. Drinks occasionally
19. Loves clubbing
20. Non-smoker

mine

1. has an eye patch
2. bald
3. wears taped glasses
4. 4'2"
5. wieghs 500 lbs
6. size 2
7. doesn't know what sex is
8. doesn't have a job
9. sits on couch all day
10. not so good looking
11. they skipped 11
12. very serious
13. lives on the street (can drop her off anywhere after a date)
14. pesimistic
15. has a hasbro electric silverado or a big wheel
16. god these guys need to learn how to count
17. at least 10 kids
18. alcoholic
19. one who can't get into a club
20. 3 pack a day smoker

[Rocket]

I guess I could dye my hair blonde again, wear blue color contacts and wear 3-inch heels

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by Rocket

I guess I could dye my hair blonde again, wear blue color contacts and wear 3-inch heels

Only if you post pictures, please.

(This I gotta see. )

[Rocket]

lol don't hold your breath Deepwaters

[Ali]

Originally Posted by Deepwaters

I definitely agree. And all I can say about these guys who answered that way . . . is that they don't know what they're missing.

Give me someone SMART, someone I can talk to without feeling like I'm talking down to her level.

Give me someone CREATIVE, whose original thinking I can admire.

Give me someone INTUITIVE, who can understand my feelings and what I'm going through.

My sense of self-worth isn't derived from my salary, so I don't care if she makes more than I do. (OTOH, if she makes a huge amount of money it's probably because money means more to her than I can relate to or respect. Unless she, say, was chosen protegée by a famous pop star as a teenager and became an overnight musical success. )

And of course, I don't care what color her hair is.

(I'll go with the good in bed part, though. )

The only thing more moronic than this "ideal woman" from the article would be the kind of man who wants someone like that.

Deepwaters, this is one of the intuitive post I read. You hit everything on the nail. I would rather be with someone that has a breath of intelligence and heart, not some dumb bimbo. I think if I were to be with someone that was the latter than the former then I think I would quickly lose any interest in that relationship. It's not something you want to have if you want a long term relationship.

[rcs]

Originally Posted by jung_adore_ALIZEE

...there perfect woman...

The perfect woman...

mine

1. has an eye patch2. bald3. wears taped glasses4. 4'2"5. wieghs 500 lbs6. size 27. doesn't know what sex is8. doesn't have a job9. sits on couch all day10. not so good looking11. they skipped 1112. very serious13. lives on the street (can drop her off anywhere after a date)14. pesimistic15. has a hasbro electric silverado or a big wheel16. god these guys need to learn how to count17. at least 10 kids 18. alcoholic19. one who can't get into a club20. 3 pack a day smoker

LOL ...I busted a rib laughing at your ideal woman.

[OGRE]

Originally Posted by Ali

It's not something you want to have if you want a long term relationship.

On the other hand, if you're looking for a short term relationship.....

[tbailey]

the weird thing is is that i really perfer brunettes

not that i don't like good looking blondes or anything

just prefer the Alizee Mediterranean look

i love dark eyes and dark hair

[Spaltl]

The mediterranean womans are the best ones: Italians, French and Greeks for example