Crimes of Passion

[Alizee_is_Scottish!]

The plus point to this thread is that we have just forced the CIA / FBI /
MI5 and every other world security organisation to monitor this site.

Computer geeks stuck in the bowels of these buildings monitoring everything have just found Alizée.

[TheBarrett]

Originally Posted by Alizee_is_Scottish!

The plus point to this thread is that we have just forced the CIA / FBI /
MI5 and every other world security organisation to monitor this site.

Computer geeks stuck in the bowels of these buildings monitoring everything have just found Alizée.

Let's keep it up then.

[NarutoSoul]

Well, I do have a semi-diabolical plan... Gather up 1 million of the best the human race has to offer and put them on a space shuttle bound for the nearest inhabitable planet. When the ship leaves the atmosphere, an engineered version of HIV is released from timed canisters on the Earth. This version of HIV would be airborne and waterborne, in addition to bloodborne. The humans left behind would die out, and nature could fix their mistakes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

My crime would be kidnapping Jeremy so I could have Alizee all to myself!

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

Then I would save Jérémy, return him to Alizée, get her thanks, and be her friend!

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

Than I will kidnap you and Jeremy and once again, have Alizee all to myself lol

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

Then me and Jérémy would work together to take you down, I end up befriending both Alizée and Jérémy, and be the guitarist of her next tour!

(evil laugh*)

hmm....................while all this kidnapping and escaping is going on me and Alizée will be taking a drive in the Lilimobile (funded by my crime of robbing Fort Knox)

[Future Raptor Ace]

Alright new plan. I will need
1 automatic Kalashnikov- most likely AK-47
2 M-16A4s
1 M-4 Carbine
1 Tinkerbell doll
3 Flashbangs
1 Nuclear Warhead made by Kim Jong-il
1 Alizee
3-5 of the words best Marines
1 C-17 air transport
100 Billion US dollars which u all ill pay

While you guys are wondering wtf im going to do with these supplies I take the flashbangs and the Tinkerbell doll and head to France on the C-17. I drop out at the drop point (top secret) and look for Alizee. Once the target is located I will use the Tinkerbell doll as bait and wait for Alizee to come and pick it up. Than I through some flashbangs and take Alizee to my Alizee habitat here in NYC. I will hire 1 Russian 1 Israeli 2 American and maybe 1 British (cant trust the red coats because they might be working for Barrett) Marine to be sentries and keep you guys away. Plus I have a nuke now, and if you have seen South Park, it will become a Snuke once inserted into Mrs Clinton. So don't mess with me! I will now hold the world ransom for 100 Billion US Dollars most of which will go towards paying ff the Snuke. No one can stop me, not even Austin Powers *Insert doctor Evil laugh and pinkie to lip corner* Muahahahahaha. Alizee however will never be harmed

[TheBarrett]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

Alright new plan. I will need
1 automatic Kalashnikov- most likely AK-47
2 M-16A4s
1 M-4 Carbine
1 Tinkerbell doll
3 Flashbangs
1 Nuclear Warhead made by Kim Jong-il
1 Alizee
3-5 of the words best Marines
1 C-17 air transport
100 Billion US dollars which u all ill pay

While you guys are wondering wtf im going to do with these supplies I take the flashbangs and the Tinkerbell doll and head to France on the C-17. I drop out at the drop point (top secret) and look for Alizee. Once the target is located I will use the Tinkerbell doll as bait and wait for Alizee to come and pick it up. Than I through some flashbangs and take Alizee to my Alizee habitat here in NYC. I will hire 1 Russian 1 Israeli 2 American and maybe 1 British (cant trust the red coats because they might be working for Barrett) Marine to be sentries and keep you guys away. Plus I have a nuke now, and if you have seen South Park, it will become a Snuke once inserted into Mrs Clinton. So don't mess with me! I will now hold the world ransom for 100 Billion US Dollars most of which will go towards paying ff the Snuke. No one can stop me, not even Austin Powers *Insert doctor Evil laugh and pinkie to lip corner* Muahahahahaha. Alizee however will never be harmed

And amidst all this, your thick skull is too stupid to realize you kidnapped the wrong girl.

(Lots of Tinkerbell lovers out there, Mr. Ace

[Future Raptor Ace]

hahaha dammit now im screwed.
Time to implement emergency plan B, get Jeremy Costume and get Alizee to come to me. *Mails Barrett Tinkerbell
*I will use my thick skull powers to fit into the Jeremy costume

[TheBarrett]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

hahaha dammit now im screwed.
Time to implement emergency plan B, get Jeremy Costume and get Alizee to come to me. *Mails Barrett Tinkerbell
*I will use my thick skull powers to fit into the Jeremy costume

Don't worry, he's like what, 1.70 meters?

[Future Raptor Ace]

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

Don't worry, he's like what, 1.70 meters?

now your calling me a stupid thick skulled midget lolol I c how it works now! jk
btw im 5'8"

[MonteCristo]

Originally Posted by NarutoSoul

Well, I do have a semi-diabolical plan... Gather up 1 million of the best the human race has to offer and put them on a space shuttle bound for the nearest inhabitable planet. When the ship leaves the atmosphere, an engineered version of HIV is released from timed canisters on the Earth. This version of HIV would be airborne and waterborne, in addition to bloodborne. The humans left behind would die out, and nature could fix their mistakes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

oh yeah, you definetly win my vote for presidency