Crimes of Passion

[MonteCristo]

If you are given the chance to commit one major international crime, what would it be?

Mines: I would blow up Maryland, the USA state capital. I would do it with a squadron of British Commandos. I take out airport personel, hop on board a plane headed for Washington D.C. Drill a big hole in the cargo bay, hop off the plane and glide down at night into an empty park. Then we move on foot into the city and take out someone who has there car started and the window open, then we drive up directly across the street of the White House. We make a quick and mad dash across the lawn, killing anyone in site with silenced and blackened guns. Grapplehook the way up to the white house and plant a nuclear bomb on the presidents desk. If the President is up there, then ooooh how sweet this victory is gonna be. But it'll only be logical to choose a day when hes not up there, or we probably wont make it across the lawn. After we secured the office, we make a deal with the world, the death of 5 senators, george bush, those ridiculously fake WWE wrestlers and a movie where WallE dies. Which definetly wont be considered, since WallE is the only good thing america's got going for itself atm. Bush just got saved by a fictional character Then we blow the bomb up within 2 mins of the deal and get sent to heaven for destroying an upside down country, traitor of its origins.