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Old 04-17-2007, 07:38 PM
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Since theres allready a thread about funny pics i thought perhaps one with jokes would cheer us while we wait the best record this year...if you dont know what record, you should not be in this club.

Here goes, hope you like it

"A plane is about to crash and a lot of people are jumping from parachutes. This guy gets one, puts it on his back and jumps outside the plane, then he realizes he doesnt know how it works...as hes falling down hes thinking...-Im screwed!!! how am i going to open this thing. Then suddenly a person is coming right towards him the opposite way (from earth to sky) at an incredible speed and looking quite amazed himself.

The falling man asks the rising man...¿Do you know how to open a parachute?, the other one answers, Sorry dude, cant even light an oven.

JAJAJAJAJAJA..... If its not funny beat me with another one.

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Old 04-17-2007, 07:41 PM
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Haha, that ones not bad but damn he must have been trying to light that oven for a while. That would be a lot of gass to blow him high enough to see a guy jumping out of a plane :-p
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Old 04-17-2007, 07:48 PM
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Uhhh I don't even think he'd be alive to talk....
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Old 04-17-2007, 07:59 PM
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Uhhh I don't even think he'd be alive to talk....
>_< no, no he wouldn't
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Old 04-17-2007, 08:40 PM
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Uhhh I don't even think he'd be alive to talk....
MiamMiam thats why they are called jokes
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:55 AM
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Found in a men's restroom stall: Why are you looking here? The joke is between your legs
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:59 AM
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Ok, here's one of my corny ones:
Two guys walk into a bar. One turns to the other and asks, "You didn't see it either?"
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