Uncyclopedia Alizee

[Alizee Mid-West]

Alizee is the 21st century embodiment of Helen of Troy. To paraphrase Christopher Marlowe

Hers is the face that launch'd a thousand ships
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
Sweet Alizee, make me immortal with a kiss.

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

oh noes.........................it is missing an Oscar Wilde Quote!!!!

[mavsluver41]

It's been posted a million bajillion times, but funny nonetheless . The bulk of the comedic material is courtesy of Mr. Barrett and FRA if I'm not mistaken.

[Future Raptor Ace]

Originally Posted by ALS

While looking for that quote from Jeremy on the night he met our girl I ran across this web page.

Uncyclopedia Alizée

This caught my eye under the Google Search preview.

It is under Quotes on the page.



Another one is

10 easy steps on what to do when meeting Alizée

1. Bow down, try to keep it in your pants.
2. Try not to die; she can smell fear!
3. Keep the tongue in your mouth (even though she is french)
4. Keep repeating "Come to the U.S.", then try to French her
5. Offer gifts of candy - it'll pacify her and keep her from eating your soul
6. Watch and enjoy her kicking your ***
7. Think of an excuse to explain why it is that your drool has completely worn away the fabrics of your shirt
8. Enjoy - at this very moment, you've become enshrined in the club of "Lucky Bastards"
9. Go home and J*** off, you have just met the hottest female ever.
10. Repeat the process until blacklisted like RMJ

Who ever wrote it was pretty funny but there are parts that could be rewritten better.

that would be me, thanks for your complements I wrote that whole section but someone changed it on me and made it lame, i agree with you it could be written better, but at least they kept my RMJ joke

[edgar93]

Originally Posted by mavsluver41

It's been posted a million bajillion times, but funny nonetheless . The bulk of the comedic material is courtesy of Mr. Barrett and FRA if I'm not mistaken.

wrong you are Junglar also contributed

[Future Raptor Ace]

Originally Posted by edgar93

wrong you are Junglar also contributed

actually Jung had very little to do with it. It was me who started it and made the page, Barrett who fixed it up and then me and Barrett kept adding material, so no he is right

[SimonH]

O...for those tht don't know. I was just kidding.

P.S. - to answer the question in Alizee Mid-West 's sig; no, that was Helen of Troy :P.

[Karlalizee]

next thing you know simonh will be telling us he invented the internet

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Originally Posted by Karlalizee

next thing you know simonh will be telling us he invented the internet

that was Al Gore though

[SimonH]

Originally Posted by Karlalizee

next thing you know simonh will be telling us he invented the internet

Well I was but you just did.