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VVVACCPLPNLY
06-26-2011, 07:55 PM
I had a huge day, and my mom refuses to hear about it in favor of blogging about cakes.

stud1al
06-26-2011, 08:04 PM
There's a lot of things that piss me off.
The main one at the moment is when people -especially family-borrow money from me with no intention of ever paying it back.
I wrote a poem about one such incident the other day.It's dedicated to my bro david.
(And he doesn't deserve a capital letter for his name)

Give me back my money
It's the right thing to do
I'd have given it back by now
If i'd borrowed it from you

Give me back my money
and give it to me quick.
You conned me out of fifty bucks
You lousy ,thieving PR_CK!

Azhiri
06-26-2011, 08:32 PM
I had a huge day, and my mom refuses to hear about it in favor of blogging about cakes.

Is there really that much to say about cakes? That's the miracle of blogging.. you can find a plethora of information about an incredible range of useless topics. It's crazy.

user472884
06-26-2011, 10:18 PM
Is there really that much to say about cakes? That's the miracle of blogging.. you can find a plethora of information about an incredible range of useless topics. It's crazy.

Tell me about it. Once I delved too deeply into the internet.

I've never known more about picture frame carving in my life.

VVVACCPLPNLY
06-30-2011, 10:41 PM
Lol @ jalen&azhiri
And this more creeps me out more than pisses me off, but:
-that creepy guy in the white van in the 2nd sad episode, after alizee and jessica get in the car. Watch it, he's effing scary as hell!

user472884
07-01-2011, 01:03 AM
Slapped a steak down on the grill too hard and a large glob of the marinade shot up directly into my eye. I do not know how this happened, but it did.

Spicy bbq sauce, A1, lemon juice, olive oil, ketchup, worcester sauce, onions, garlic, salt n' pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, all blended together to make one stingy-as-fuck diabolical potion.

feltbadman.jpg

Jake04
07-01-2011, 05:34 AM
Writing a loooong post only to be lost when I tried to post it because AAM logged me off (for inactivity?) I've been typin' for cryin' out loud!:mad:

DrSmith
07-01-2011, 08:00 PM
That's why I've gotten into the habit of copying anything I type before I submit it.

user472884
07-01-2011, 10:54 PM
That's why I've gotten into the habit of copying anything I type before I submit it.

I remember in typing class (forgot the real name) in 7th grade we were bored so we decided to see how many pages we could fill in Word before the computer pooped out.

We would just copy and paste whatever we had, so the page count would rack up exponentially.

I think someone got to like 700,000 pages or so before Word crashed

DrSmith
07-01-2011, 11:41 PM
I just tried that in Notepad and crashed it. :D Only thing is, Notepad doesn't keep a page count. (I don't have Word or anything like that.)

user472884
07-02-2011, 12:44 AM
I just tried that in Notepad and crashed it. :D Only thing is, Notepad doesn't keep a page count. (I don't have Word or anything like that.)

You know, the original reason I bought a mac was so I wouldn't have to use the stupid Windows programs that ALWAYS gave me trouble.

Four years later and I'm still using Word about 99% of the time, unless I'm trying to make my document pretty and graphic and stuffs for which I use Pages. I luuuuuuv Pages.

Runner Simon
07-02-2011, 05:32 AM
1. That super overpowered starships hasn't been invented yet, and that I'm not a captain

Jake04
07-02-2011, 05:57 AM
That's why I've gotten into the habit of copying anything I type before I submit it.
Yeah. I used to do that as well with notebook. However, it was about 2 o'clock in the morning and I was really sleepy and kind of got lazy and decided to type it straight here. That extra 10 seconds of work could have saved me half an hour of work later. :PI:

lefty12357
07-02-2011, 10:26 AM
Writing a loooong post only to be lost when I tried to post it because AAM logged me off (for inactivity?) I've been typin' for cryin' out loud!:mad:

That's why I've gotten into the habit of copying anything I type before I submit it.

Do you guys check the "Remember Me" box when you log in?

Jake04
07-02-2011, 04:49 PM
Do you guys check the "Remember Me" box when you log in?

Yes. But for some reason, it still logged me off. I tried to go back but it was too late. At first I thought it may be my browser. But, "Remember me" box, if I remember (no pun intended), works only when you leave the site, close your browser or even turn off your computer. In my case, I just finished my post and hit the "Preview" button when I got logged off. No big deal though. I'll just try to remember to copy and paste it in notebook next time.

user472884
07-02-2011, 04:53 PM
But, "Remember me" box, if I remember (no pun intended), works only when you leave the site, close your browser or even turn off your computer.

Yep, but if it's unchecked I've found that sites will still kick you off after a while to protect your account.

Yahoo mail loves to do that to me. I'll go to check it somewhere over than my house and I'll make sure remember me is unchecked, and after reading a few emails it'll kick me off and re-enter my password

Jake04
07-02-2011, 05:04 PM
Yep, but if it's unchecked I've found that sites will still kick you off after a while to protect your account.

Yahoo mail loves to do that to me. I'll go to check it somewhere over than my house and I'll make sure remember me is unchecked, and after reading a few emails it'll kick me off and re-enter my password

Yeah. Usually banks or other financial institution do that as well - just in case you're using a shared computer. But normally, they don't give you the option of staying logged in by checking a "remember me or keep me logged in box" because that would defeat the purpose of securing your account to begin with.

I just noticed we have a bunch of new cool emoticons.

user472884
07-02-2011, 05:30 PM
I swear to god if it rains again this fourth of july

DrSmith
07-02-2011, 09:32 PM
Do you guys check the "Remember Me" box when you log in?

Yes. Actually I never get logged out randomly on AAm. I began copying everything I type long before I joined here, but I do it everywhere just in case.

Iwillmeether
07-03-2011, 03:06 PM
Shut the F**k up sky, You can't ruin my 4th of July weekend!:angry:

Fall
07-03-2011, 03:16 PM
Not being able to go to King's Dominion :pissed:

user472884
07-06-2011, 01:39 PM
- every now and then when I'll repeat a word.

"Yeah I need something for my computer so I can hook it up to a tv, just an audio and sound wire"
"I'll take a foot long on white with turkey, pepperoni, tomato, lettuce, mayo, and mayonaisse."

Nubcake
07-11-2011, 07:24 PM
Todays free slurpee day and my 7-11 already ran out of cups, I went with my cup I got earlier and I was told no refills!
How some people call los angeles hollywood and how glamorous they make it look, no fairy tales here.

user472884
07-12-2011, 07:29 AM
Todays free slurpee day and my 7-11 already ran out of cups, I went with my cup I got earlier and I was told no refills!
How some people call los angeles hollywood and how glamorous they make it look, no fairy tales here.

I saw that sign too, just now and I didn't even know there was a free slurpee deal going on.... and I've been going to 7/11 every morning for the past month now

Azhiri
07-15-2011, 02:15 AM
-Spilling soup all over my keyboard

DrSmith
07-15-2011, 02:27 AM
I hate soup. All it is is normal food mixed with scalding hot water. What was wrong with the meat and vegetables that makes someone think they need to be served very wet and steamy? There's a very good reason why when I eat a meal, I eat it off of a plate and not out of a geyser.

user472884
07-15-2011, 07:38 AM
I hate soup. All it is is normal food mixed with scalding hot water. What was wrong with the meat and vegetables that makes someone think they need to be served very wet and steamy? There's a very good reason why when I eat a meal, I eat it off of a plate and not out of a geyser.

gtfo

right now.

Edit:

-Spilling soup all over my keyboard

what kind of soup if you don't mind my asking? was it something relatively easy to clean like chicken noodle, or was it something more dastardly like clam chowder?

Azhiri
07-15-2011, 04:48 PM
I hate soup. All it is is normal food mixed with scalding hot water. What was wrong with the meat and vegetables that makes someone think they need to be served very wet and steamy? There's a very good reason why when I eat a meal, I eat it off of a plate and not out of a geyser.

But it takes one minute to make, it's easy and fast, and it's the only food in the house that my dad doesn't eat all of when I'm not looking, so I have to eat it anyway. I live on one can of soup a day and bottled water so chances are I hate it even more than you do. :p

what kind of soup if you don't mind my asking? was it something relatively easy to clean like chicken noodle, or was it something more dastardly like clam chowder?

It was vegetable soup, and the liquid got inbetween my keys and now my enter key takes three times the force to press down so that it works. :(

user472884
07-15-2011, 09:19 PM
But it takes one minute to make, it's easy and fast, and it's the only food in the house that my dad doesn't eat all of when I'm not looking, so I have to eat it anyway. I live on one can of soup a day and bottled water so chances are I hate it even more than you do. :p

Chili's. Just say the word.



It was vegetable soup, and the liquid got inbetween my keys and now my enter key takes three times the force to press down so that it works. :(

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- Driving at a grand speed of 7mph from Denver (exit 205, to be exact) up to Loveland (exit 255). Chaps my ass (literally)

- 11:30ish: "Dad, if I'm going to make a run to Chipotlé for everyone I have to leave now because it's pretty far away and it's right by DU and college kids love 'dem burritos" "Just wait a second, then you can go in about five minutes when I come back"

12:15ish: "So, you wanna go run to Chipotlé?"

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg?1302279173

- Not knowing if blue loctite will cure by tomorrow morning.

- The aftertaste of Dr. Pepper (I've been drinking it recently to try and desensitize myself to the terrible taste in the event that I'm ever in need to drink a soda and that crap is the only stuff available)

- Dr. Pepper.

- I feel all greasy and sticky and covered in aluminum and steel dust. BUT AT LEAST MY ENTER KEY WORKS JUST FINE

AlizéeDuSiècle
07-15-2011, 11:30 PM
Want to know what pisses me off? People who collect pens.... I understand it is a hobby although, an unusual one

Fall
07-16-2011, 02:04 AM
When really really good songs bring back really really bad memories :(

user472884
07-16-2011, 11:23 PM
- I don't mind the heat, really, I don't... I just don't particularly care for doing anything other than sitting on a porch drinking grape soda while it's hot out.

- The Elizabeth Celtic Festival. SO dumb. I agreed to go on the off chance that there would be anything 'slightly' authentic there, and was sorely disappointed. Some people wore kilts, but not correct to their clan... and then there were renaissance people who didn't understand what the fuck "Celtic" means (basically, it doesn't make sense to wear a pirate's outfit and the tri-corn leather hat from Ravenswood Leather or walk around with a rapier and a main gauche), and then the WEEABOOS... Actually I'm not sure if these constitute as weeaboos, or if they're some kind of sept of them. I'm talking of course, about the girls who dress like damn forest nymphs with skimpy/simple outfits and fake fairy wings and speaking with an upperclass London accent.

For the food? Were you thinking of corned beef or colcannon or even a slice of soda bread? No... cheeseburgers, curly fries, pickles on a stick, chocolate chip cookies, a selection of ice cream and other frozen treats, and kettle corn.

At least they had some AARP members walking around playing Scotland the Brave over and over again. The stage had some shitty folk band singing nothing but country songs and the occasional Alan Jackson cover (Remember When played with a banjo and a concert flute does not make it Celtic)

The stalls? Walmart sarongs and swapmeet trinkets.

I'm going to make my mom into a meme. "Pays to get into a Celtic Festival. Stops at the very first tent for half and hour and blows $64 on Guatemalan-made items having nothing to do with Celtic culture.

- sunscreen

- Walking into the camera store today and saying quote "I'm going to be spending some time in South America this June and I'm going to be spending a lot of time on the Amazon River so I need something that will take me amazing (with added emphasis with her breath and sudden convulsing black choir-esque gesture) pictures but not some big heavy thing to carry."

This June, eh? bit late for that? And thinking the camera is what determines the quality of the picture?

I think she walked out of there with a Canon S90.

user472884
07-17-2011, 04:51 PM
- Having to upgrade to Photoshop CS5 because CS3 (which I got for an outrageously great deal (but still paid for)) DOESN'T FLIPPIN' RECOGNIZE RAW FILES MADE BY THE D7000

- That circle of torture when you drink a lot of ice water. Your lip starts to feel all hot from the coldness, and the only thing that makes it feel better is to drink more water, but you can't conceivably be constantly drinking water... so you stop drinking and then your lip hurts again.

Fèvier
07-18-2011, 06:56 PM
-summer weather. I miss the winter :'(

user472884
07-18-2011, 11:59 PM
whilst trying to upgrade from Photoshop CS3 Extended to CS5

(paraphrased)

"Error: The serial number for the previous product (CS3) is valid, but we cannot locate the program on this computer"

da fawck?

user472884
07-21-2011, 05:36 AM
What the chuff? I remember being at about 51 friends on the Libro de la Cara, now I'm at 71? I'm pretty sure I don't like that many people, I'm going to have to cut some foo's

- How with insignificant things I'll forget I heard/read/was told about/saw/etc within 15 minutes of the event, and then remember it a month later.

- Finding that my wallet went through the washer and dryer.
(Maybe it's just me, but I'm one of those one-wallet-for-life/the-wallet-that-was-either-given-to-you-or-in-my-case-magically-stumbled-upon-one-day-playing-with-your-McDonalds-legos type of guys, and my wallet is this beautifully sleek and simple black leather wallet that's very thin and well broken in... and now after it's fateful journey the leather is all dull-looking and stuff (rather than it's baby-ass soft black shininess).... and it better recover because I'm never buying a wallet in this lifetime)

- Sister made my dad make me bring her mattress down here to the basement because it's colder. My bedroom and office are on opposite ends of the basement so I have to pass her to get from one to the other. She yells at me to get out of "her room".

I might kick her in the head with my steel-toed boots, since all sense of reality seems to have left her.

- moths

user472884
07-23-2011, 03:36 AM
- watching this Fairly Godparents movie with Drake Bell, and all of a sudden the chick comes on and it looks like an idealized version of my stalker

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JuIOxxfSmIM/ThrmCl-LfpI/AAAAAAAAJAE/aHVwotVq_eQ/s1600/Daniella+monet+hot+pics+02.jpg

- being reminded of my stalker

- the horrifying memory of being told by my stalker that she wants my babies (I'd sooner punt my children into a pool of piranha before I let them have the blood of that crazy bitch)

- vinegar chips.

Azhiri
07-23-2011, 05:03 AM
- watching this Fairly Godparents movie with Drake Bell, and all of a sudden the chick comes on and it looks like an idealized version of my stalker

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JuIOxxfSmIM/ThrmCl-LfpI/AAAAAAAAJAE/aHVwotVq_eQ/s1600/Daniella+monet+hot+pics+02.jpg


I remember once pointing out the resemblence there and you were like "I guess" :p

That movie SUCKED ASS, didn't it? Will no precious childhood memory be left unmarred?

user472884
07-23-2011, 06:15 AM
I remember once pointing out the resemblence there and you were like "I guess" :p

That movie SUCKED ASS, didn't it? Will no precious childhood memory be left unmarred?

WELL I DON'T REMEMBER THAT SO THERE... I guess

And yes, on the Richter scale of ass sucking, that piece of crap was an 11.7

Seriously, I had extremely low expectations for it, and I was still severely disappointed and enraged. The whole live action thing just wasn't necessary at all. It would have been fine using the same animation, hell, they could've let Drake stay on and do Timmy's voice.

But what did we get... Drake Bell (who looks like a crackhead now) wearing a pink felt hat for about fifteen minutes of the movie, my very hispanic stalker doppelgänger portraying an older Tootie who I honestly thought was Asian... with a pretty basic plot (Timmy eventually losing his Fairies, for those of you who were spared from this atrocity) being raped in a dark alley....

I can't even put it into words...

and the ONE thing I was excited about; George Costanza and the chick from RV... they each had what, forty seconds of screen time?

the only redeeming factor I felt was the lulz I got from watching Daran Norris' facial expressions

http://images.wikia.com/fairlyoddparents/en/images/d/df/270060_10150289458721318_120551431317_8794865_4827 650_n.jpg



and while I'm at it, who the hell came up with George Costanza's hairpiece?

HOW DO YOU GO FROM THE TWO SPIKE DEAL

http://nick.mtvnimages.com/nick-assets/shows/images/fairly-oddparents/characters/character_large_332x363_cosmo.jpg?height=363&width=332&matte=false&format=jpeg

TO SOMETHING OUT OF THE WEST HOLLYWOOD OF WHOVILLE?

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6258/7422250fab1f772m3.jpg

Edit:

the.... the philtrum fold....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JuIOxxfSmIM/ThrmCl-LfpI/AAAAAAAAJAE/aHVwotVq_eQ/s1600/Daniella+monet+hot+pics+02.jpghttp://www.glogster.com/media/1/3/13/15/3131559.jpg


http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=24714814

Azhiri
07-23-2011, 06:49 AM
I can never unsee the stupid CGI fairies. OH AND THEIR DUMB KID WAS IN THE MOVIE TOO, he looked like a grape. I really don't like that new character.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln6unzbJ6K1qhqae9o1_500.jpg

(they look a lot better in that image than when I watched it on Noa's crappy TV.. huh)

Also Tootie WAS asian. They only used Daniella Monet (and Drake Bell, I'm sure) because she already has a contract with Nick for the tv show she's in and they probably saved a lot of money using her instead of hiring someone new for the role.

They do that a lot, have you ever noticed how they recycle actors and actresses for TV shows and movies on Nick? Most of the same kids do all the movies, like how they used Spencer and Sam from iCarly as the stars of an unrelated Nick original movie even though they were ill-suited for the roles, and other examples you don't know or care about.

ALSO DARAN NORRIS IS INCREDIBLE, every time I see him I think of Cosmo and also the crazy janitor from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.

user472884
07-23-2011, 05:25 PM
and other examples you don't know or care about.


This made me smile warmly. Ten points to Dacotapuff

(I'm still reading everything I can in the harrypotter.wikia. Fascinating stuff. Did you know that a new Golden Snitch is used for each quidditch game, as they're designed to remember the flesh of whoever touched them first if there's ever a discrepancy? Neither did I!)

I was watching this Magpie troll around on the planter outside my door here, and it lost its footing and fell. It was quite hilarious, I assure you all.

I don't like 2D characters turned into 3D... to me it's on par with

http://ohmars.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/spielberg-lucas-southpark.jpg

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I think South Park's claim about the Family Guy writers was not only correct, but also correctly extends to the writers of Disney and Nickelodeon shows and movies.

*rubs fingers in a circular motion on temples while the screen gets all wavy, and we're transported into my imagination*

It's just a few guys in suits with a cup and a few dice with the contracted actors names on it, existing shows and movies (with one side being "New Show/Movie"), character descriptions, situation, and a special three sided die (my imagination, my rules) regarding whether or not the actors get their own record deal too reading "Yes", "No", "Reply hazy, try again later". Personally I think someone loaded the die to always land on yes. I mean, all of a sudden I look up from my jjigae and see the iCarly chick in her own music video? Wasn't it like a week or two ago when she was all "MAAAAMORY ALL ALONE IN THE MOOOONLAAAAAAAAGHT"?

shhk shhk shhk shhk toss

*all huddle over to read the dice*

Victoria Justice - iCarly - some boxer chick - misunderstanding - Yes

*"brilliant!" "it's simply amazing" "I... I might cry"*

twelve seconds later

Victoria Justice - iCarly - Victoria Justice - singing - Yes

*"Fuck, didn't we already have her on the show as a different character?"
**Loud slap**
"Damn it Greg, we've been making kids stupider and stupider at a profit for years now, they won't notice a thing"
"Brilliant!" "It's simply amazing" "I... I might cry"*

Selena Gomez - Demi Levato - the fake-ass harry potter show - singing wizards - Yes

Selena Gomez - Demi Levato - some princess nonsense - Yes


Doesn't everybody just love my long, nearly incoherent posts? In my defense today I've only slept about 4 hours (damn you, green tea) and ran around like a boss for a few hours shootin' fools in 100 degree heat. I don't even remember how many fingers my name is.

While I'm at it,

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Untitled-1-1.jpg

Edit:

- Modern architecture. All curvy and shit that doesn't make sense and has no real benefits other than aesthetics.

- Modern artfags who try to convince me that modern architecture is superior than what we've been doing for thousands of years... and that think that just because they drew a squiggle because they fucked up a right angle that they're some kind of visionary.

http://entertainmentdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sydney-opera-house.jpghttp://jennyp12.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/220879763_eedd75a24c.jpghttp://m2.wnymedia.net/files/2007/07/liverpool1.jpghttp://www.dailyicon.net/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monsanto03.jpg

Crap looks retarded, bros.

http://therealmtoys.com/wordpressorg/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/haunted-mansion.jpghttp://images.french-property.com/1/1/1/4/cms1114.jpg Especially this Tuscan beauty http://www.exoticexcess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/64-million-tuscan-home-in-jupiter-florida-2.jpghttp://www.teachenglishinasia.net/files/u1/nagoya-castle-japan-pic.jpghttp://worldislandparadise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Château-de-Chambord-5.jpg

So sexy.

DrSmith
07-23-2011, 05:39 PM
Isn't curvy a bit outdated? I thought boxxy was more modern.

http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Modern-Architecture-in-Coruna2.jpg

Azhiri
07-23-2011, 05:55 PM
I would only ever live in a Tuscan house. The rest of those look like horror movie rejects.

DrSmith
07-23-2011, 06:00 PM
http://images.french-property.com/1/1/1/4/cms1114.jpg

I would live here. :D

user472884
07-24-2011, 01:54 AM
I would live here. :D

I as well, but only temporarily.

I'm more of a Tuscan/Antebellum type of guy

Azhiri
08-07-2011, 02:21 PM
This chick keeps hitting on my boyfriend via facebook. Annoying.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/265137_1844674441461_1378643355_31613377_3004610_n .jpg

user472884
08-07-2011, 02:24 PM
That's a bunch of fugliness right there, yo

Can't tell if bad white balance or yellow teeth.

Azhiri
08-07-2011, 02:24 PM
That's a bunch of fugliness right there, yo

Can't tell if bad white balance or yellow teeth.

That's actually her best picture :X

user472884
08-07-2011, 02:26 PM
Crazy girlfriend going through all the pictures, eh?

Azhiri
08-07-2011, 02:27 PM
Absolutely.

DrSmith
08-07-2011, 02:30 PM
New page! [doesn't piss me off]

user472884
08-07-2011, 02:33 PM
I do that on my secret troll accounts. Helps me learn about people.

wasabi622
08-11-2011, 01:59 PM
When I have to break a dollar for like 15 cents. Seriously, I hate coins.

user472884
08-14-2011, 06:20 PM
PETA.

Really, just stfu and gtfo.

jung_adore_ALIZEE
08-14-2011, 06:47 PM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15738_1212089555736_1633681271_533557_4728948_n.jp g

If only they'd simply stick to that.

Regards,

Jung

user472884
08-14-2011, 07:11 PM
And you know what? I've yet to see them go naked.

wasabi622
08-14-2011, 09:44 PM
Speaking of PETA, us animal science majors got an email near the end of last semester warning us that another animals rights group by the name of "No Compromise" had targeted us for justice. Apparently to them, justice was to bomb our farms, smash our cars(for those of us that did have cars), and invade our homes.

Crazy fuckers. I'll never EVER support animal rights. Animal welfare all the way.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/15738_1212089555736_1633681271_533557_4728948_n.jp g

If only they'd simply stick to that.

Regards,

Jung

I wish this was facebook so I could "like" your post. :p

user472884
08-15-2011, 12:37 AM
Your business is helping heal animals, right?

I mean it's not like you're shoving experimental prostheses up their butts and hanging them by their ears or anything

wasabi622
08-15-2011, 12:59 AM
Your business is helping heal animals, right?

I mean it's not like you're shoving experimental prostheses up their butts and hanging them by their ears or anything

Well that's what my long term goal is, yes, but as an undergrad, I work primarily with farm animals, therefore my goal is to make sure they're healthy enough to produce and work alongside the farmhands.

The only thing I've shoved up an animals butt was an artificial insemination apparatus(the sow I was working with promptly crapped on me when I did, so I guess she got revenge?)

user472884
08-15-2011, 01:15 AM
Well that's what my long term goal is, yes, but as an undergrad, I work primarily with farm animals, therefore my goal is to make sure they're healthy enough to produce and work alongside the farmhands.

The only thing I've shoved up an animals butt was an artificial insemination apparatus(the sow I was working with promptly crapped on me when I did, so I guess she got revenge?)

Do you want a course description of Agriculture at my old high school (which also happens to be one of the most highly regarded in the country)?

Basically four years of Koreans (the dumb ones who act like Mexicans) feeding Hot Cheetos and Cup O' Noodles to lambs and kids and tattooing their faces with sharpie. And the teacher I'm pretty sure was on the sauce so she didn't give a fuck about it.

wasabi622
08-15-2011, 10:17 PM
Do you want a course description of Agriculture at my old high school (which also happens to be one of the most highly regarded in the country)?

Basically four years of Koreans (the dumb ones who act like Mexicans) feeding Hot Cheetos and Cup O' Noodles to lambs and kids and tattooing their faces with sharpie. And the teacher I'm pretty sure was on the sauce so she didn't give a fuck about it.

Hahaa, I'll pass. I've only worked with cattle, swine, and poultry. No goats or sheep.

Plaz
08-17-2011, 08:10 PM
the waiting game

user472884
08-17-2011, 09:20 PM
The extra half second I waste having to scroll all the way down through the chatbox posts in order for the browser to continue scrolling down the page

Jake04
08-21-2011, 03:57 PM
The guy uptairs in my apartment turned on his washing machine and went to sleep. Guess what happened? It malfunctioned and FLOODED the entire apartment. He's in 3rd floor and the water went all the way to the first floor. I live above him and my apartment got mesed up really bad. The maintenance guys have moved most of my furnitures and are currently stripping my carpet. They're going to take some of the drywall ceilings as well. It's a HUGE MESS. I couldn't even stay in my living room.

I SHOULD BE MAD AS HELL!!! But, guess what? I AM NOT!
IT'S ALIZEE'S BIRTHDAY!!! I guess nothing can ruin this day for me!!! :D:D:D

:alizee1:
She really does brighten my day!!!

Merci Alizée
08-21-2011, 04:46 PM
^ Reminds me of the family living on the same floor. They are weirdest people I have ever seen. The man who is probably in his 50s waits outside the door for hours. His wife never opens the door instantly. It's daily routine for the man to keep on knocking the door and ringing the bell for at least half an hour. This is getting very annoying now. His wife does so with everyone. God knows what she does inside.

I was even more surprised when man told me that his wife doesn't allow anyone except few people to enter their apartment.

VVVACCPLPNLY
08-22-2011, 12:43 AM
that i was in williamsburg with no webz all alizee's birthday! :(

WhiteFeather
08-30-2011, 03:40 AM
Working the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart.

Azhiri
08-30-2011, 08:23 PM
Working the graveyard shift at Wal-Mart.

Ohhh, that's when all the worst types of people go there, too... sorry bud :(

-I'm improving a LOT with my musical abilities, in fact my band director wants me to pick up a second instrument to play for jazz band and concert season after marching season is over (namely alto sax), and today my drill instructor included me as one of the three best marchers in the whole band. But my best friend wants to stay put. We're sophomores now and we both need to take responsibility and set a good example for our freshman band members, but she just wants to goof off, continue to play at a mediocre level, and generally make the rest of us look bad. I told her this today and she said that I've "changed". Yes, I have! It's called "PROGRESS"!

user472884
09-02-2011, 10:36 AM
Yeah.

The first meeting for the National Honor Society (the first one where they tell you all the important shit you need to know) was on Wednesday.

I'm only just now finding out.

It's not mentioned anywhere on the school website (in fact there's no mention of NHS at all), it's not written in the school announcements.

I was supposed to see the small blue-marker-on-green-paper poster hung up behind the counter by the door that I don't enter from or come anywhere near during the day.

WhiteFeather
09-16-2011, 09:33 AM
- When you pull out of your parking space after work and hear a god-awful grinding coming from the tire wells.
-Ebonics
-White people who use ebonics.
-Trying (and failing) to understand ebonics.
-J.G. Wentworth commercials.
http://youtu.be/HX0fIi3H-es
I swear if I run into Wentworth...

user472884
09-18-2011, 02:34 AM
- Whores.
- When whores trick you
- The metal bit that connects the screen to the hinge on my macbook broke so I literally have to prop up my screen to use it. In addition to the iSight camera completely not working, the delete key is just gone (seriously, I was typing and backspacing, typed some more, and then suddenly it was just gone), and the battery lasts about 30 minutes.
- I found my pantry brimming with fun-sized Twix bars (my favorite chocolate on this earth). I've eaten at least thirty of them. I took a swig of my ice cold water. The pain.
- Discovering that the "buy ten get one free" deal at my local Gotchya Yogurt is a goddamn scam. They had the balls to say that it only covers $2 worth of stuff because "that's a healthy serving". Bitch, I get maybe an two inches of ice cream in a 2inch radius cup with a few scoops of pineapple, blackberries, and gummy bears, and that rounds out at about $7.... $2 healthy size my ass...

user472884
09-23-2011, 02:25 AM
FUCKING DAMN IT

I was just there, sitting there with a paused Gears 3 in front of me waiting for Anthony to get back with the sodas.... when suddenly..

Chick Habit

just ravages my mind

DrSmith
09-28-2011, 06:00 PM
-Running out of tea bags.

user472884
09-29-2011, 02:53 AM
-Running out of tea bags.

On the subject,

- When green tea isn't made right in restaurants.

Seriously, sometimes it tastes like the devil's piss, other times it tastes like somebody soaked bark in a cauldron. It's like I need to walk back into the kitchen each time and show them how it's done.

WhiteFeather
09-29-2011, 08:44 AM
-The fact that the Christmas season gets earlier and earlier every year. Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas. But when there are Christmas decorations/trees for sale in mid-SEPTEMBER, enough is enough.
(Yes I know it's basically October, but apparently they have been up at Walmart for the past couple of weeks.)

user472884
09-29-2011, 08:53 AM
vacuum cleaners

VVVACCPLPNLY
09-30-2011, 01:56 AM
three weeks. you cant put that much awesomeness in three weeks.
that i have 1 hour between work and school saturdays.

DrSmith
10-01-2011, 09:22 PM
-When I post a comment on the facing-book and it disappears ten seconds later. And I can't post the same comment again, because if my first comment magically reappears then I'll look crazy for posting the same thing twice. :V

user472884
10-01-2011, 09:26 PM
-When I post a comment on the facing-book and it disappears ten seconds later. And I can't post the same comment again, because if my first comment magically reappears then I'll look crazy for posting the same thing twice. :V

umad bro?

<feelsneutralman.jpg>

DrSmith
10-01-2011, 09:29 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vAy9o70iHUw/Sl3dQ3OW7NI/AAAAAAAAAdc/UAMGiI49sF0/s400/funny-pictures-kitten-is-mad.jpg

Fall
10-01-2011, 09:58 PM
When movies are poorly dubbed or subtitled... :facepalm:
Am I the only one who wants to take over and do all of them, for free?

user472884
10-03-2011, 12:32 AM
Apparently, 5 years or so ago when I was packing up my "never use this shit but still want just in case" stuff in boxes, I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to pack away my microscope after removing the lenses and the eye piece and storing them in a different location...

wasabi622
10-03-2011, 12:47 AM
Apparently, 5 years or so ago when I was packing up my "never use this shit but still want just in case" stuff in boxes, I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to pack away my microscope after removing the lenses and the eye piece and storing them in a different location...

I do something similar.

I pack away things that I know I'll be looking for later, and I put there somewhere safe.. but when the time comes for me to use them, I forget where I put them.

Maybe it's the early stages of alzheimers?

Azhiri
10-08-2011, 10:58 PM
I work my ass off getting good grades in school, dedicate the rest of my energy to band, I do everything my parents tell me, I make extra time and cancel plans to babysit my sisters when my mom wants to spend time with my stepdad, I am perfectly agreeable and nice to everybody all the time, and I never complain or ask for anything in return.

Yet I can't go out with my boyfriend on a Saturday night.

user472884
10-09-2011, 02:13 AM
I work my ass off getting good grades in school, dedicate the rest of my energy to band, I do everything my parents tell me, I make extra time and cancel plans to babysit my sisters when my mom wants to spend time with my stepdad, I am perfectly agreeable and nice to everybody all the time, and I never complain or ask for anything in return.

Yet I can't go out with my boyfriend on a Saturday night.

Edited for context.

I am a dynamic figure, I do not scale walls because I am not spiderman and that's Jalen's domain, but I do often crush ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike clarinet playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller 'number nine' and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I cannot go out on a Saturday night.

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 02:51 AM
You forgot the fact that my battle form is a flying unicorn shark tiger.

Okay, because I am Spiderman, I will compromise: you can be Venom. This is a promotion because Venom is even more badass.

If you do not find these terms agreeable, I will be Batman, who is actually better because he daylights as an incredibly rich, charismatic businessman with a butler. Spiderman is just a nerd.

user472884
10-09-2011, 02:59 AM
You forgot the fact that my battle form is a flying unicorn shark tiger.

Okay, because I am Spiderman, I will compromise: you can be Venom. This is a promotion because Venom is even more badass.

If you do not find these terms agreeable, I will be Batman, who is actually better because he daylights as an incredibly rich, charismatic businessman with a butler. Spiderman is just a nerd.

You can be Batman.

I'll be Spiderman.

Then while I'm swinging through the streets and lifting crap a thousand times heavier than I am and reacting with incredible agility and stuff, you'll be stuck standing on the ground with all of your overpriced crap (hell you might as well have a utility belt of iphones and stuff) that requires incredible effort and technology to do what I can do literally with my eyes closed.

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 03:05 AM
You're being too much of an annoying fuck, so I'm not going to surrender my title.

And since I claimed it first it is mine.

user472884
10-09-2011, 03:15 AM
By "claimed it first" you of course mean "thought 'oh shit' at the sight of you mentioning it that I was so consumed with jelly and had to start acting like an annoying fuck", right?

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 03:28 AM
http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?p=204659&highlight=%22spiderman%22#post204659

http://i54.tinypic.com/2ppbwi8.jpg

Rictor
10-09-2011, 03:39 AM
Okay, because I am Spiderman, I will compromise: you can be Venom. This is a promotion because Venom is even more badass.

I don't understand why they casted that fruitcake from "That 70's show" as Venom though. This is how you know there are no REAL MEN in our new age generation of actors. Bunch of Hollywood pansies.

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 03:45 AM
LOL. I couldn't take him seriously as Venom tbh, just because of his "'70's Show" character.

user472884
10-09-2011, 03:45 AM
Goddamnit.

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 03:47 AM
Goddamnit.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/fuck_yeah_.jpg

Rictor
10-09-2011, 03:50 AM
The last time I was up this late was probably 4 years ago. This is what I get for falling asleep at 8pm. Oh god I'm going to be grumpy tomorrow.

P.S. Christian Bale is a good actor in his own right, but the "voice" he does when he's in costume as Batman makes me crack up each and every time. Too funny.

Are there any comic book characters that they haven't corrupted in Hollywood yet? I just love my 6'2 tall Jackman Wolverine.

Azhiri
10-09-2011, 03:51 AM
P.S. Christian Bale is a good actor in his own right, but the "voice" he does when he's in costume as Batman makes me crack up each and every time. Too funny.

He sounds like a blender.

Rictor
10-09-2011, 03:53 AM
He sounds like a blender.

Marry me please?

user472884
10-09-2011, 03:35 PM
Marry me please?

eskyoo me? Oh hail no.


----------

I'd like to see a live action movie of Justice League, you know, with people that won't suck.

Or Aquaman, Aquaman is legit.

Edit:

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chatroulette-trolling-how-to-troll-at-your-homecoming-dance.jpg

To think I spent my homecoming sitting outside and contemplating walking over to Anthony's house. DAMN IT.

VVVACCPLPNLY
10-09-2011, 04:59 PM
I don't understand why they casted that fruitcake from "That 70's show" as Venom though. This is how you know there are no REAL MEN in our new age generation of actors. Bunch of Hollywood pansies.

yeah take it back to when venom was a badass who fed (as far as we know) on brains. the scary big teeth black monster with huge that totally disregarded everything to kill (and i mean violently dismember) spiderman.

Rictor
10-10-2011, 08:57 PM
Edit:

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chatroulette-trolling-how-to-troll-at-your-homecoming-dance.jpg

To think I spent my homecoming sitting outside and contemplating walking over to Anthony's house. DAMN IT.

Man, for a guy who is a self-proclaimed troll, you don't seem to ever recognize it when someone else is trolling. If you did, I think you'd appreciate me a little more. Hell, you'd even like me as much as I like you. I LIKE YOU, JALEN. STOP TAKING ME OFF YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. :catfight:

user472884
10-10-2011, 09:20 PM
Man, for a guy who is a self-proclaimed troll, you don't seem to ever recognize it when someone else is trolling. If you did, I think you'd appreciate me a little more. Hell, you'd even like me as much as I like you. I LIKE YOU, JALEN. STOP TAKING ME OFF YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. :catfight:

Maybe I do?

And I took you off because I don't know you well enough nor talk to you enough to rationalize allowing you to inevitably view naked pictures of myself that I post late at night and remove moments after for the adrenaline rush.

DrSmith
10-10-2011, 09:21 PM
I save all those pictures.

user472884
10-10-2011, 09:22 PM
I save all those pictures.

Well I'm okay with you saving them... it's just I'd hate to imagine Rictor doing with them what you do.

DrSmith
10-13-2011, 04:06 PM
-When "this content is not available for your country."

Nubcake
10-13-2011, 05:36 PM
-When "this content is not available for your country."

I use a swedish proxy

I hate my judge wanting me to have a doctors note allowing me to work(community service) but my hospital wants me to have insurance or pay up to 1500 to have a physical done, so might end up having to go to jail for a few days.. cya around.

Jake04
10-13-2011, 06:37 PM
I use a swedish proxy

I hate my judge wanting me to have a doctors note allowing me to work(community service) but my hospital wants me to have insurance or pay up to 1500 to have a physical done, so might end up having to go to jail for a few days.. cya around.

I'm sorry to hear that. At least you didn't miss La Acadia, if that's any consolation to you. You take care Nubcake.

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-15-2011, 02:05 AM
I use a swedish proxy

I wish that would work for itunes!......

I hate that I have to be from france in order to make a digital download purchase from apple itunes france..... wtf!!!!!!! also... the content sold in france should be available in apple itunes america anway... this is why people don't buy music.... because stupid online stores don't make digital sh*t available to people from other countries.... stupid sh*t.... as if customers from othre parts of the world are going to travel with their computers across the globe to download sh*t from your store that can be purchased from right where they are at; online; at another store.... The internet is for global marketing, it doesn't take Steve Jobs to figure this sh*t out!...

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz15/death_eater356/head-keyboard.gif

WhiteFeather
10-16-2011, 04:10 AM
When you are about to get in line to buy some Orange Gatorade (because they were all out of Cool Blue :mad: ) only to see some person with two carts brimming over the sides with small crap squeeze right in front of you. And to add salt to the wound, they whip out their welfare checks, regular checks, or some other form of not-fast payments.

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz15/death_eater356/head-keyboard.gif

Yikes. Angry much?

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-16-2011, 05:39 AM
When you are about to get in line to buy some Orange Gatorade (because they were all out of Cool Blue :mad: ) only to see some person with two carts brimming over the sides with small crap squeeze right in front of you. And to add salt to the wound, they whip out their welfare checks, regular checks, or some other form of not-fast payments.

Yikes. Angry much?

Okay I went over board ... but I had to get it off my chest.. part of the reason I found this Alizee forum is because, sadly, it is the only way I am able to get information on Alizee :( ... of course there are other forums too, but you get my drift... The latest Alizee informaiton can only be found in forums, and now FB pages....

I, too, hate people that pull out a check book and use the slowest payment method possible to make a purchase... especially if I'm at wal-mart and I join a line that has 1 person in it and that one person is doing ad price comparison with all of their 50 thousand items; taking forever!!! Meanwhile, the line that I skipped that used to be 20 people long had come and gone and is processing 20 more new people in it!!! Yet, I am still stuck waiting behind this one person because they swore that the price of cheese at another store was 4 cents less... but instead of just going with it for the sake of keeping the line moving and the customers happy, the cashier sends the bagger to the dairy isle to verify it and calls the other store to establish conformity with the ad.... and this has to be done 50 freakin times!!!!!!! Instead of paying the cashiers by the hour they should make them work on commission.... There would never be another line in the grocery store again!

jung_adore_ALIZEE
10-16-2011, 10:38 AM
I, too, hate people that pull out a check book and use the slowest payment method possible to make a purchase...

Oddly I can probably write a check faster than they can process your credit card. Cash however is still king.

Regards,

Jung

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-16-2011, 01:45 PM
Oddly I can probably write a check faster than they can process your credit card. Cash however is still king.

Regards,

Jung

I doubt they can process your check faster than I can get my card swipped!

jung_adore_ALIZEE
10-16-2011, 02:03 PM
I doubt they can process your check faster than I can get my card swipped!

meh like I say I'm typically out just as fast as anyone with a card if I'm writing a check, takes me just as long to use my card as it does for me to write a check. Either way Cash is still the easiest fastest way.

Regards,

Jung

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-16-2011, 02:05 PM
It all depends on the cashier and the purchaser... cash is not always the fastest because there is sometimes change.. the fastest is usually a working credit card that gets swipped.

Fish
10-16-2011, 02:11 PM
Having a job that occasionally requires me to use a cash register, I will give my professional opinion on the subject.

Checks are slowest (at least for us) because we have to verify ID, scan it, print on it, and then do everything else involved in a transaction as well as have the person fill it out.
Cards can be fast or slow depending on the system. Ours is slow and stupid so people usually have to swipe twice, but some systems don't make you wait 15 seconds to be able to swipe a card.
Cash is fast unless people insist on finding the 64 cent remainder without realizing that a cash register is much more organized than their purse.

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-16-2011, 07:08 PM
The only time I give change is wgen I am getting rid of small change. Like if the price is 5.56 and I have 6 cents... i will pay 6.06 to get .50 back. unless I have 56 cents readily available.

user472884
10-18-2011, 11:44 PM
WAITING IN THE PIXAR STUDIOS SECTION OF DISNEY HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS WAITING TO SEE THE GIANT LUXO JR. ANIMATRONIC ONLY TO BE TOLD AFTER A HALF HOUR OF WAITING THAT THEY TOOK IT OUT.... SUNZA BEACHES

feelsbadman.jpg

WhiteFeather
10-19-2011, 11:22 PM
-When people cough with that disgusting phlegm-in-throat-and-sounds-like-they're-dying-trying-to-gasp-for-their-last-breath-sound.
-When said people decide not to cover up when they are making said coughing sound, thus spraying chunks of stuff into the room.

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-21-2011, 12:12 AM
When a car pulls in front of me in a 1-lane road and drives 5 miles slower than the speed limit.... especially when there was nobody behind me and they could have just let me pass by so that they could drive their slow ass behind me!!!!!

I also don't like it when I'm driving in a two-lane freeway and there are two cars driving side-by-side.. one car going 50 mph and the other 51 .... 10 miles later it finally completes the pass....

DrSmith
10-24-2011, 04:30 PM
-Web pages that load more as you scroll down (like Twitter, for example). They're buggy and they suck.

VVVACCPLPNLY
10-24-2011, 09:06 PM
^yeeeeeees!
tomorrow. my 20th birthday. ugh i feel old... only 3 hours more can i say j'ai pas vingt ans !

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-26-2011, 10:54 AM
^yeeeeeees!
tomorrow. my 20th birthday. ugh i feel old... only 3 hours more can i say j'ai pas vingt ans !

You can keep saying it after you're twenty! :)

WhiteFeather
10-28-2011, 06:57 PM
A certain coworker of mine, that I think might be a pedophile/stalker. Here are the facts:
1. He used to be a bus driver for an elementary school.
2. He drives a big white van, with no side windows or passenger seats.
3. He has pictures of me on his phone (don't know how).
4. He somehow learned what street I live on.
5. He was waiting for me to get out of work today.
6. He has creeped everyone out since his first day.

I swear if he follows me home, he's getting a frickin face full of lead.
:gun3:
:gun1:

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-28-2011, 10:24 PM
A certain coworker of mine, that I think might be a pedophile/stalker. Here are the facts:
1. He used to be a bus driver for an elementary school.
2. He drives a big white van, with no side windows or passenger seats.
3. He has pictures of me on his phone (don't know how).
4. He somehow learned what street I live on.
5. He was waiting for me to get out of work today.
6. He has creeped everyone out since his first day.

I swear if he follows me home, he's getting a frickin face full of lead.
:gun3:
:gun1:

Maybe he's an overnight STALKER .... lol... have you confronted him about it??? by now I would've been like... "dude... you are creeping us out... I notice that you wait up for me and keep tabs on me and it is annoying, not to mention wrong, and are you following me? ... what is your problem?!"

WhiteFeather
10-28-2011, 10:35 PM
Maybe he's an overnight STALKER .... lol... have you confronted him about it??? by now I would've been like... "dude... you are creeping us out... I notice that you wait up for me and keep tabs on me and it is annoying, not to mention wrong, and are you following me? ... what is your problem?!"

Oh, I've straight up called him a pedophile, creeper, stalker, freak, etc. Pretty much everyone in the store has. I tried "interrogating" (pinned him to a wall by the neck) him to find out how he knew what street I lived on, but to add further suspicion, he would not tell me. I think I need to utilize the Jack Bauer technique...

http://armystrongstories.com/blog-assets/thomas-harper/images/Bauer.jpg

Maybe he's an overnight STALKER

Ha!

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-28-2011, 10:54 PM
Oh, I've straight up called him a pedophile, creeper, stalker, freak, etc. Pretty much everyone in the store has. I tried "interrogating" (pinned him to a wall by the neck) him to find out how he knew what street I lived on, but to add further suspicion, he would not tell me. I think I need to utilize the Jack Bauer technique...

http://armystrongstories.com/blog-assets/thomas-harper/images/Bauer.jpg



Ha!


http://thoughtfulconservative.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/jack-bauer.jpg


http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0808/interrogation-demotivational-poster-1217997411.jpg

WhiteFeather
10-29-2011, 09:56 AM
So I found out that the creeper found out my street by listening to another person's conversation (why they were talking about me, I have no idea).

The fact that people are talking about me when I'm not around; that pisses me off.

If I see him following me home, he's going to meet Lilly face to face. Or I could go on the roof with Lilly 2...

http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/full/47201030215PM_funny_demotivational_posters_34.jpg

WhiteFeather
10-30-2011, 03:13 AM
-Not being able to sleep during my nights off. You know how old it gets staring at your ceiling trying to sleep when you're wide awake, only to be dead tired in the morning and still not be able to sleep because you have things to do?

user472884
10-31-2011, 03:17 PM
I signed up for a costume contest.

I was told by the person who organized it that someone would summon me out of fifth.

No one summoned me.

I'm upset.

Junkmale
10-31-2011, 03:30 PM
F*cking fireworks.
They are supposed to be illegal here.....
Grrrrrrrrr..........

Taxi Driver Aaron
10-31-2011, 04:45 PM
Coyotes keeping me awake all night!!!! I swear I want to shoot 'em!!!

WhiteFeather
10-31-2011, 08:13 PM
Coyotes keeping me awake all night!!!! I swear I want to shoot 'em!!!

Then do it...

-Some moron parked longways in front of our driveway making it impossible to get out or in. As they came back we confronted the moron, only for them to play the "No speak English" card, and the "I no see your driveway/house" card. HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SEE A FREAKING HOUSE?

user472884
11-01-2011, 12:46 AM
How the fan that inflates my ostrich was designed to be held in place by a small ring that screws on and holds onto about a quarter of an inch wide lip of polyester.

user472884
11-01-2011, 03:30 PM
The reason why I wasn't summoned out of my fifth for the costume contest?

Because they "couldn't find [my] name on the signup sheet" (out of a list of about 15 names, mind you) and "you should've gone to the cafeteria."

I know the chick, she knows me, she saw me sign up, she admitted to remembering me signing up, Zach was there when I signed up...

And after she told me they would announce the winners this Friday, all of a sudden it was (earlier this morning) going to be announced today and too late for me to give them one of the many pictures I took with random kids in the halls (like a flipping Disney character).

You know who got third place? A gypsy. Loose fitting clothing and Mardi Gras beads.

Second? One of those bagged costumes of the Mad Hatter (you know, from that movie a few years ago no one liked)

First? Motherfucking bride of Frankenstein.

Now, I'm not mad at all that I didn't win, I think I can afford my own $5 gift card...

I'm pissed that they left me out and didn't give a shit. I was discussing with the juniors and sophomores throughout the day, and they explained to me that when they talked to the club sponsoring the contest (the anime weeaboo club) that they "just had to" come and find me. As I continued asking around, I found out that I was quite a buzz amongst facebook and text for about three hours yesterday with all the "wtf"s and "who is that"s and "lol awesome"s.

In the likelihood that you've all been ignoring me, I happen to hate weeaboos a great deal.

This doesn't exactly help their case.

Azhiri
11-01-2011, 05:54 PM
My school must have had way more kickass costumes than yours.

At my school the rankings were as follows:

1. 8-foot-tall Chik-Fil-A cow
2. 4-person caterpillar (they happened to have all four of their classes for that day together, so they actually traveled down the hall from class to class as a giant caterpillar)
3. Madea (the angry black lady I showed you all those videos of that you loved so much)
4. The hand from the Hamburger Helper commercials
5. Flo from the Progressive commercials

WhiteFeather
11-01-2011, 08:30 PM
5. Flo from the Progressive commercials

She pisses me off to the point that I will have to change the channel if one of those commercials air, in fear that I might throw something at the tv. If I ever met her in real life, I would probably have to smack her saying, "What's wrong with you?" She is one of the most annoying, idiotic, stupid spokesperson for a commercial I have ever seen.

*gets off soapbox*

Azhiri
11-01-2011, 09:07 PM
She pisses me off to the point that I will have to change the channel if one of those commercials air, in fear that I might throw something at the tv. If I ever met her in real life, I would probably have to smack her saying, "What's wrong with you?" She is one of the most annoying, idiotic, stupid spokesperson for a commercial I have ever seen.

*gets off soapbox*

I thought her first few commercials were cute and then they just went on and on. Progressive needs a new gig.

user472884
11-01-2011, 09:15 PM
Last year my school went apeshit for Spongebob.

And by Spongebob, I mean the flat piece of painted vinyl where your head comes out of his forehead.

The only Flo commercial I like is the "Go big money!" one. Makes me lol a bit, like a few notches below the Family Guy Ostrich HaHa

WhiteFeather
11-04-2011, 04:02 AM
Having a boss that is quite literally a couillon de la lune. He could be brutally beaten to a pulp, and I'd feel sorry for whoever had to touch him. This is a man/child, that (Note: I am not exaggerating) could not figure out that 21-5=16. He will assign 4 people for 1 aisle in grocery, but leave only 1 person to handle 6 departments on the other side (guess who that one person is?) This is the guy that runs my shift.

And to top it all off, he has THE most annoying accent I've ever encountered. I can't describe it, it's just annoying.

:PI:

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-04-2011, 09:35 PM
Then do it...

-Some moron parked longways in front of our driveway making it impossible to get out or in. As they came back we confronted the moron, only for them to play the "No speak English" card, and the "I no see your driveway/house" card. HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT SEE A FREAKING HOUSE?

I have the same type of problem with my neighbor parking their car in front of my trash can every week on trash day... the garbage man is too lazy to get out of his truck and move the can so he just skips any house where his robotic arm will not reach the can... pisses me off!... I asked the neighbor if she can move her car and her response was "oh I didn't know it was in the way of your trash can" .... really? ... really?... c'mon ... how lame is that excuse!!! my freakin trash can was there BEFORE your car!... next time she does it I am going to stick a sign on her car that says "take this too, it's trash" ......

Edit:

I also hate liars and scammers on Ebay...

about a month ago I sold one guy a calculator and just 3 days ago he turned around and claimed that it was defective AFTER he got through tampering with it and trying to reset its memory and operating system... I said I would not refund his money so he complained to ebay and ebay not only paid his ass back but they sent me a bill to reimburse ebay for refunding this sucker... so, essentially, I gave him his money back, plus an additional fee ebay charges for being the middle person which is also a bunch of monkey poop... The kicker is .. ebay made him send me the calculator back and he sent me back an empty box instead (I bet my calculator wasn't even broken.. in fact I KNOW it wasn't broken because I tested it and I have had it for a year.. it is in perfect condition)... I complained to ebay and they didn't do a damn thing to help me out because apparently they don't help out legitimate victims.. great work ebay... so now I'm out a calculator.

DrSmith
11-04-2011, 09:40 PM
Your garbage man has a robotic arm? Who is he, Steve Austin? :eek:

WhiteFeather
11-04-2011, 09:51 PM
Your garbage man has a robotic arm? Who is he, Steve Austin? :eek:

It's this guy isn't it?

http://noahfairbanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/arnold-schwarzenegger-terminator.jpg

I mean he'll be back...in a week right?

DrSmith
11-04-2011, 09:58 PM
I mean he'll be back...in a week right?

Ha! :D<limit>

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-04-2011, 10:01 PM
LOL!.... no I mean his garbage truck's robotic arm!!! LOL!

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-06-2011, 07:23 PM
I hate how hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8!!! It's a marketing scam!!!

There! I finally said it!!! I am glad I got this off my chest!!

You know this thread is getting to be pretty therapeutic!

We could start our own JEAM song with some of this stuff!

WhiteFeather
11-06-2011, 07:37 PM
You know this thread is getting to be pretty therapeutic!

My history teacher freshman year in high school would declare the first 10 minutes of class on a Friday to be "complaining time" where you could gripe about anything and everything so that way you could go in the weekend happy. And it worked.

What really pisses me off, though is Daylight Savings Time. How did the government gain the power to control time?

DrSmith
11-06-2011, 07:49 PM
I don't know where you shop, TDA. I always see hotdogs in 8-packs. :13:

Tchaikovsky
11-06-2011, 08:07 PM
- Philip Rivers

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-07-2011, 01:35 AM
What really pisses me off, though is Daylight Savings Time. How did the government gain the power to control time?

It's so that kids don't go or leave school in the dark.... the time difference allows more daylight in the day for protection. And not just for schools, but for other businesses such as banks.

Edit:

I don't know where you shop, TDA. I always see hotdogs in 8-packs. :13:

It depends on the brand, Nathan's come in 8, Oscar Mayer and Ball Park Franks 10, and Hebrew National 12 .... they are usually seen packaged as 4, 5, and 6 though...

Edit:

- Philip Rivers

Makes me happpy :D

WhiteFeather
11-07-2011, 01:50 AM
It's so that kids don't go or leave school in the dark.... the time difference allows more daylight in the day for protection. And not just for schools, but for other businesses such as banks.


Pssh, going to school in the dark builds character.

I found out the other day that I get to go in an extra hour early on Black Friday. So I get to deal with day-time retards complaining about having to work a night shift whilst chugging fancy starbucks "coffee" and retarded customers that think you are a human price scanner...for a whole extra hour...on Thanksgiving...:PI:

Stay in school, kids. Don't work retail.

user472884
11-07-2011, 02:08 AM
It's so that kids don't go or leave school in the dark.... the time difference allows more daylight in the day for protection. And not just for schools, but for other businesses such as banks.


Then why do we switch back and forth rather than keep it on what you present to be the better option?

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-07-2011, 03:01 AM
Then why do we switch back and forth rather than keep it on what you present to be the better option?

The day light changes with the seasons... in the Fall we "fall back" an hour because the sun takes about an extra hour to rise and then it sets a bit earlier in those seasons... it is this time of the year where people like me go to work at 6am and come home at 6pm and never see the light of day....

In the Spring we "spring forward" because it is just the opposite, the sun rises an hour earlier around this time of the year and sets later... If we keep the time set for the "better option" some may find it hard to sleep when the sun can rise at 5am and set at 9pm ... even with daylight savings time the latest I have seen the sun set is around 7:50pm in the Spring...

These time changes are made to accomodate how the earth is tilted as it is rotating around the sound each year.. when we are tilted towards the sun it is Spring and Summer and we are warmer and when the earth is tilted away from the sun it is Fall and Winter and we are cooler.

The state of Arizona is one of the only states that does not participate in daylight savings time because it is hotter than hell over there and they don't need an additional hour of light... heck, it actually conserves energy for the state to not change and just ride it through. Energy purpose are another reason for other states to participate in daylight savings time, btw... you conserve energy when not using as many resources which can be accomodated by the light.

Arizona is a funky state though... they actually believe in this thing called "light pollution" over there where they don't use as many street lights in cities so that they don't "pollute" the dark skies. This allows astronomers to get a better look in the skies. People come from all over to Arizona because it is higher elevation and warm... also known for it's sun rise and sun sets....

Edit:

Pssh, going to school in the dark builds character.

I found out the other day that I get to go in an extra hour early on Black Friday. So I get to deal with day-time retards complaining about having to work a night shift whilst chugging fancy starbucks "coffee" and retarded customers that think you are a human price scanner...for a whole extra hour...on Thanksgiving...:PI:

Stay in school, kids. Don't work retail.

I don't like to go out on Black Friday... I shop on N***a Tuesday!

All jokes aside though... Black Friday is for a bunch of people who either have HUGE compuslive shopping issues, or haven't discovered the internet yet...

And every year I have either a girlfriend or a family member or someone that drags me out into the chaos.... I'm not one to bust down a wal-mart door and trample other people to death though... although one time I got ran over by an old lady driving a scooter while in a Target... true story.... even old people become violent... I was mining my own business just standing in line too... but she came at me from a distance claiming that I took her spot because she saw that spot in line from a distance... :facepalm:

Another funny story on Black Friday... at that same Target store I went to McD's and got a hot coffee and some breakfast and I waited in the car for that Target to open ... the line outside wrapped around the building, across the plaza, and down the block.... rather than waiting outside for hours like the other people I stayed warm and cumfy... when the store opened I walked in after the crowd cleared and I still grabbed the last 2 helicopter toys off the shelf... marked down from $60 to $15 ... the guy from the store said he had more in the back and he will bring them out.. so I waited for 2 more and I was standing there some lady came by and noticed that I had grabbed the last ones... she offered me $50 for one helicopter and I said no! .. then she offered $75 for one.. so I let her have both for $150 right then and there and I grabbed 4 more when the other guy came back... lol ... she was pissed because she still had to pay for her helicopters at the register... which is essentially paying for them again!...

WhiteFeather
11-07-2011, 03:16 AM
I don't like to go out on Black Friday... I shop on N***a Tuesday!

:facepalm:

All jokes aside though... Black Friday is for a bunch of people who either have HUGE compuslive shopping issues, or haven't discovered the internet yet...

And every year I have either a girlfriend or a family member or someone that drags me out into the chaos.... I'm not one to bust down a wal-mart door and trample other people to death though... although one time I got ran over by an old lady driving a scooter while in a Target... true story.... even old people become violent... I was mining my own business just standing in line too... but she came at me from a distance claiming that I took her spot because she saw that spot in line from a distance... :facepalm:

One of our managers almost got trampled over a stupid kids game. So the store manager came around, yelled at them, and made them all get to the back of the line.

Another funny story on Black Friday... at that same Target store I went to McD's and got a hot coffee and some breakfast and I waited in the car for that Target to open ... the line outside wrapped around the building, across the plaza, and down the block.... rather than waiting outside for hours like the other people I stayed warm and cumfy... when the store opened I walked in after the crowd cleared and I still grabbed the last 2 helicopter toys off the shelf... marked down from $60 to $15 ... the guy from the store said he had more in the back and he will bring them out.. so I waited for 2 more and I was standing there some lady came by and noticed that I had grabbed the last ones... she offered me $50 for one helicopter and I said no! .. then she offered $75 for one.. so I let her have both for $150 right then and there and I grabbed 4 more when the other guy came back... lol ... she was pissed because she still had to pay for her helicopters at the register... which is essentially paying for them again!...

:facepalm: The stupid things people do for a frickin' kids toy that they will break/throwaway/lose/won't care about in a day. I've never understood why people get that crazy.

Tchaikovsky
11-07-2011, 03:49 AM
:facepalm: The stupid things people do for a frickin' kids toy that they will break/throwaway/lose/won't care about in a day. I've never understood why people get that crazy.
Everyone knows the most important gift of all is love.

user472884
11-07-2011, 03:21 PM
Everyone knows the most important gift of all is love.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-08-2011, 09:02 PM
:facepalm:



One of our managers almost got trampled over a stupid kids game. So the store manager came around, yelled at them, and made them all get to the back of the line.



:facepalm: The stupid things people do for a frickin' kids toy that they will break/throwaway/lose/won't care about in a day. I've never understood why people get that crazy.

Yeah I just shop online... I'm not going to start a riot to save a buck... that's crazy.

WhiteFeather
11-08-2011, 10:18 PM
Nope, Chuck Testa.

:confused: Who's Chuck Testa?

Yeah I just shop online... I'm not going to start a riot to save a buck... that's crazy.

Likewise.

On a related note, though, I ordered something last week from amazon with free two day shipping. The tracking notice said it was on my doorstep two days later...but it wasn't...and it still isn't...I'm rather angry now...

user472884
11-09-2011, 04:26 PM
:confused: Who's Chuck Testa?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

WhiteFeather
11-09-2011, 04:42 PM
Is it supposed to be stupid or funny, or is he being serious?

This is why I avoid memes; they make no sense to me.

WhiteFeather
11-11-2011, 03:38 AM
I just found out I get to go to work at 5 p.m. on Thanksgiving, instead of the previously scheduled 9 p.m. Goodbye warm delicious Thanksgiving dinner, hello...leftovers...

user472884
11-11-2011, 09:52 AM
Is it supposed to be stupid or funny, or is he being serious?


Nope, Chuck Testa

user472884
11-20-2011, 03:14 AM
<goddamnit>
GODDAMNIT, REVELATIONS!

Y U NO ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS I HAD?

Y U NO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS IN GENERAL?

Y IS EZIO SUDDENLY LIKE "I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK"?

Y IS EVERYBODY'S FACE DIFFERENT?

Y U NO EXPLAIN WHY DESMOND IS SIGNIFICANT?

Y U GIVE SUBJECT 16 DUCK LIPS IN ADDITION TO A FACE THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH HIM?

Y U NO HAVE SCENE OF SEXY TIME LIKE LAST TIME?

Y U NO GIVE SWORD OF ALTAÏR MAX STATS? Y STUPID AXE BEST WEAPON IN GAME?

Y U NO HORSES?

Y ALL ASSASSINS START AT LEVEL 8? D'PHUQ IS THAT?

Y U NO DEVELOP SULEIMAN MORE?

Y U NO DEVELOP SOFIA MORE?

Y DOES EZIO LOOK LIKE TWENTY YEARS OLDER IN REVELATIONS WHEN IT TAKES PLACE ONLY FOUR YEARS AFTER BROTHERHOOD?

Y U MAKE BOMBS WHEN I CAN DO SAME SHIT WITH RECRUITS AND/OR A CROSSBOW?

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-21-2011, 02:05 AM
On a related note, though, I ordered something last week from amazon with free two day shipping. The tracking notice said it was on my doorstep two days later...but it wasn't...and it still isn't...I'm rather angry now...

I'm always patient when it comes to receiving something purchased online, especially if it comes from China... not to knock the American economy down or anything but I might as well by the products from the source where it is cheaper and stop kidding myself by purchasing "American made" products.

"American Made" means that, although the parts came from China the product was assembled in America so that it can be sold through America as the middle-man for a much greater price!.... Nothing is truly American Made anymore.

Tchaikovsky
11-21-2011, 11:01 AM
Jay Cutler's thumb

WhiteFeather
11-21-2011, 11:16 AM
I'm always patient when it comes to receiving something purchased online, especially if it comes from China... not to knock the American economy down or anything but I might as well by the products from the source where it is cheaper and stop kidding myself by purchasing "American made" products.

"American Made" means that, although the parts came from China the product was assembled in America so that it can be sold through America as the middle-man for a much greater price!.... Nothing is truly American Made anymore.

Normally I am, but it just so happened I needed this package ASAP, because I was going somewhere and needed it before I left. As it turns out, they delivered it to the neighbors and they didn't realize it till later.

Jay Cutler's thumb

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rX7wtNOkuHo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sorry, couldn't resist.

user472884
11-21-2011, 08:17 PM
Jay Cutler's thumb

I used to live literally three doors down from him.

------

wii.

Rictor
11-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Jay Cutler's thumb

Wait...the football player or the bodybuilder?

Wait, that was a stupid question on my part. Who would even know who the non-football playing version of Jay Cutler is besides me? Nevermind.

Taxi Driver Aaron
11-22-2011, 12:32 AM
Normally I am, but it just so happened I needed this package ASAP, because I was going somewhere and needed it before I left. As it turns out, they delivered it to the neighbors and they didn't realize it till later.

Bummer.... Then that would piss me off too!

Edit:

I hate it when I ask a girl out and instead of saying "No" she just avoids me .... okay I get the point, but act like an adult for once and use your words!... geeez!

WhiteFeather
11-25-2011, 04:38 AM
I. HATE. Black. Friday.

I. HATE. Stupid. People. On. Black. Friday.

I. HATE. Working. On. Black. Friday.

I. HATE. Black. Friday.

(Did I mention I hate Black Friday?)

Edit:

Coming home after working Thanksgiving Day/Black Friday to find 0 leftovers in the refrigerator.

Azhiri
11-26-2011, 05:27 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjvxqncbb1qzbaqlo1_500.gif

Junkmale
11-26-2011, 09:52 AM
BBC Northern Ireland piss me off.
It's a long story.

Fall
11-26-2011, 11:59 AM
BBC Northern Ireland piss me off.
It's a long story.
Interesting, I was about to post something somewhat related O.o

It pisses me off that I didn't win a contest to travel to the UK and attend the recording of an episode of Top Gear :(

user472884
11-26-2011, 06:08 PM
Almonds.

I'm tight with Marcona almonds though, those things are like little nuggets of crack and butter.

Normal almonds I just don't like.

WhiteFeather
11-30-2011, 03:53 AM
Getting your hours cut. I only work 32 hours a week now (4 nights). So while I do enjoy having 3 days off, It gets really, really, really boring after a while.

Almonds.

I love almonds. Especially if you dip them in Nutella. They are only the greatest nut ever, followed closely by peanuts.

user472884
11-30-2011, 08:17 AM
I love almonds. Especially if you dip them in Nutella. They are only the greatest nut ever, followed closely by peanuts.

I can't really describe it... to me, almonds compared to other nuts taste like they're burnt or something.

Peanuts? 'licious.
Cashews? 'licious.
Marcona almonds? Oh good christ
Macadamia? 'licious
Almonds? I'd rather pet a cat.

WhiteFeather
11-30-2011, 01:19 PM
I can't really describe it... to me, almonds compared to other nuts taste like they're burnt or something.

I can see where you come from, as I've heard that from other people. Compared to most, I have rather dull taste buds so it doesn't bother me; I also like grapefruit and black coffee so that burnt/bitter taste is enjoyable.

That reminds me of another thing that pisses me off:

Fancy Starbucks "coffee" drinks. If it only includes a shot of coffee, it isn't coffee, its sugar.

Coffee should be drunk black or, at the absolute most, a little cream and sugar.

Junkmale
11-30-2011, 07:49 PM
Comic Book Publishers...they pi*s me off.
Just when one is really getting into a series....it's cancelled.
I'm looking at you Image!

Fish
11-30-2011, 11:58 PM
I can see where you come from, as I've heard that from other people. Compared to most, I have rather dull taste buds so it doesn't bother me; I also like grapefruit and black coffee so that burnt/bitter taste is enjoyable.

That reminds me of another thing that pisses me off:

Fancy Starbucks "coffee" drinks. If it only includes a shot of coffee, it isn't coffee, its sugar.

Coffee should be drunk black or, at the absolute most, a little cream and sugar.

Except Starbucks burns their roasts so their coffee black tastes awful. Nothin' wrong with a latte as a tasty caffeine jolt, but nothing beats a freshly ground well-done french press.

/snob

WhiteFeather
12-01-2011, 03:43 AM
Except Starbucks burns their roasts so their coffee black tastes awful.

I just avoid Starbucks altogether. The ones near me are full of that "hip-young-college-'educated'-neo-hippie" crowd (of which I am not).

Nothin' wrong with a latte as a tasty caffeine jolt, but nothing beats a freshly ground well-done french press.

/snob

I guess I should have reworded it. It's not the drinks that piss me off, it's when people call it coffee. It's not coffee, it's a sugary beverage with coffee flavoring. It would be like calling chocolate milk "chocolate milk" if they only put a drop of chocolate syrup into the mix. Coffee is meant to taste bitter. If God wanted it to taste sugary, he would have made it such.

So when I want coffee I drink it black, when I want something sugary, I'll take hot chocolate.

user472884
12-01-2011, 09:01 AM
I just avoid Starbucks altogether. The ones near me are full of that "hip-young-college-'educated'-neo-hippie" crowd (of which I am not).



I guess I should have reworded it. It's not the drinks that piss me off, it's when people call it coffee. It's not coffee, it's a sugary beverage with coffee flavoring. It would be like calling chocolate milk "chocolate milk" if they only put a drop of chocolate syrup into the mix. Coffee is meant to taste bitter. If God wanted it to taste sugary, he would have made it such.

So when I want coffee I drink it black, when I want something sugary, I'll take hot chocolate.


You.... you get me...

I've been known to splash some milk or some sugar in my coffee from time to time, but if it doesn't taste strongly of coffee I feel like I'm drinking the milk leftover from three bowls of Frosted Flakes.

WhiteFeather
12-01-2011, 07:10 PM
You.... you get me...

I've been known to splash some milk or some sugar in my coffee from time to time, but if it doesn't taste strongly of coffee I feel like I'm drinking the milk leftover from three bowls of Frosted Flakes.

Yes. Thank You. Someone under 50 that gets it. Flavored coffee, lattes, mochacrapafrapaccinoettacina whatevers in general aren't really my thing (though I am partial to a little hazelnut creamer).

That and sweet tea. Especially if it is made poorly. While I drink and make tea plain, if all a restaurant has to offer tea-wise is sweet tea, I'll take it. I went somewhere once...I swear to God it was a cup of sugar with enough water to make it aqueous. I couldn't drink it without gagging.

user472884
12-01-2011, 11:00 PM
I extend to you a high five, sir.

I only drink green tea; makes me feel like I'm drinking tree blood.

But raspberry iced tea? Good lord, make that shit as sweet as possible. (not but all syrupy thick)

Fish
12-02-2011, 03:41 AM
Again I say, grind your own freshly roasted beans and put them through your own french press (or if you have a shop that sells the apparatus, SIPHONED COFFEE OH MY GOD ITS LIQUID COCAINE).

Anywho, what pisses me off? Work scheduling a frakking overnight the day before I have 2 exams. And I can't swap shifts because it's going to wind up being 1/2 the hours I get next week.

DrSmith
12-02-2011, 11:24 AM
-YouTube's new layout. Not only does it look like a crappy version of MySpace, but there's no way to remove videos from your subscription area. Even after you watch a video it still shows up on the home page. And they're all in a single column, so there's a thousand videos going down the page and you can't tell what's new/what you haven't watched yet.

Junkmale
12-03-2011, 09:29 PM
When US TV producers decide to set a series (or some episodes of a series) in Belfast and then have all the 'local' characters speak with a Dublin accent......Boardwalk Empire the most recent culprit.

The new free version of Everquest 2 which crashes continually to desktop!!

Fish
12-03-2011, 10:26 PM
When US TV producers decide to set a series (or some episodes of a series) in Belfast and then have all the 'local' characters speak with a Dublin accent......Boardwalk Empire the most recent culprit.

The new free version of Everquest 2 which crashes continually to desktop!!

Northern Ireland doesn't exist over here.

Junkmale
12-03-2011, 10:36 PM
Northern Ireland doesn't exist over here.

Northern Ireland exists everywhere...because it exists?????
But i know what you mean......

WhiteFeather
12-05-2011, 08:17 AM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H3y2xjof1fY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Start at :54.

Edit:

And in response to the previous coffee discussion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoXDzsuqXFg&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL19CF0CFE486C9BB1

user472884
12-05-2011, 08:21 AM
I put ketchup on my hotdogs. Lots of it. It tastes delicious.

Same goes for corndogs.

WhiteFeather
12-05-2011, 08:27 AM
I put ketchup on my hotdogs. Lots of it. It tastes delicious.

Same goes for corndogs.

Corndogs don't count, but for hot dogs...:noway:

user472884
12-06-2011, 12:25 AM
I spent the last three hours taking pictures at a girl's basketball game.

It was basically three hours of double dribbling with the highlight of the night being the entire gym (technically about 1/30th of the bleachers) laughing at me when the ball hit my face/camera.

WhiteFeather
12-06-2011, 02:34 AM
I spent the last three hours taking pictures at a girl's basketball game.

It was basically three hours of double dribbling with the highlight of the night being the entire gym (technically about 1/30th of the bleachers) laughing at me when the ball hit my face/camera.

Your post reminded me of this:

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/140JNDZogDc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yay.

user472884
12-06-2011, 03:17 PM
My Macbook has finally died.

I'm oddly slightly emotionally distraught about it. I mean really, it's been such a significant factor in influencing how I've grown and developed... I am that Macbook, and that Macbook is me... or some emo poetic shit like that.

But in all honesty I'm kinda freaking out because I need to use that computer to do so many things daily... and I can't afford to repair it (both financially and time-wise), let alone buy a new computer.

WhiteFeather
12-07-2011, 08:54 AM
-iTunes.

I've never had to deal with it before, since I practically shunned all Apple products, but after I found my new iPod, I had to download it and it has caused nothing but problems for me.

Je déteste iTunes.

user472884
12-08-2011, 12:00 AM
I know that feel bro.

Having to take pictures of some Winter orchestra thing at your school which ends up being taking pictures/playing a three hour-long game of "point out the kids in your head whose instruments squeak or are otherwise off-pitch"

Future Raptor Ace
12-08-2011, 12:36 AM
work work and more work

Chuck
12-08-2011, 07:26 AM
Right on F.R.A.! Work sucks. Work is for losers. And robots.


Jalen, with the picture-taking thing, at least it'll look good on the college applications.

As for your macbook, I'm glad you're not too distraught over it. At least, not as much as I woulda been at your age. (I used to be real sensitive and high-strung.) (You know, it's interesting to note how we can change over the years.) Sooner or later, we adapt or perish, of course. Bend like the willow or snap like teh mighty oak.

(Actually, that's kinda wrong, too, and that pisses me off. Oaks are very strong, but also flexible. Flexible enough to endure. They can bend oak into baskets and rocking chairs and all kinds of shapes; can't do that with pine or tamarack.)

This is all crazy talk, of course, so another thing that pisses me off is people talking all crazy here on the Forum. :girlp:



Hey, did MA get us some new smilies here? I think I'm probably pissed at that, too.
:need:



Largely, I'm p'd at myself for having been such away so much lately. But now it's the second week of December, so everyone's time is tight, so I'm not making any extra commitments. (Boy, I hate that, too. They should move Xmas to February, so we'll all have more time to prepare.)


Okay, gotta go. :runaway:P'd at that, too. Bye, all, and happy holidays from Wisconsin, if I don't get to you before then.

Azhiri
12-09-2011, 04:02 AM
Getting strange, creepy texts at 2 in the morning from an anonymous source who knows your name and apparently has classes with you is EVEN MORE FUN THAN IT SOUNDS, guys.

Merci Alizée
12-09-2011, 04:18 AM
Getting strange, creepy texts at 2 in the morning from an anonymous source who knows your name and apparently has classes with you is EVEN MORE FUN THAN IT SOUNDS, guys.

Bah, my friend called me at 2 AM today. My phone was in my dad's room. He was like who the hell is calling at this time. I didn't receive the call. It's hard to realize for us that we are not in college anymore where you could disturb anyone at any time.

Edit : :hello: Chuck.

jung_adore_ALIZEE
12-09-2011, 08:57 AM
(Actually, that's kinda wrong, too, and that pisses me off. Oaks are very strong, but also flexible. Flexible enough to endure. They can bend oak into baskets and rocking chairs and all kinds of shapes; can't do that with pine or tamarack.)

Never tried pine but I'm sure you can bend it the same way you bend oak. Takes a good steamer to bend any hardwood into shape and it's not very easy, takes a lot of patience xD. Kinda fun once you're done though. now granted pine is rather soft I'm sure you can bend it, I guess if you have to you can green treat it and it will bend itself out of shape so I know if you steam it you could bend the shit out of it.

Regards,

Jung

DrSmith
12-09-2011, 05:08 PM
-Database error

WhiteFeather
12-09-2011, 05:14 PM
-Database error

Been quite a few of those recently...

-Cutting your hand open because you are trying a somewhat advanced butterfly knife maneuver. Not so much the cut, but the fact that I was dumb enough to get cut.

Future Raptor Ace
12-09-2011, 05:23 PM
Getting strange, creepy texts at 2 in the morning from an anonymous source who knows your name and apparently has classes with you is EVEN MORE FUN THAN IT SOUNDS, guys.
Heh, its probably either
A. someone who knows you (but doesnt really know you) that wants to get to know you lol
B. one of you're friends messing with you

Its usually always the second one. Though with me it is always some CRAZY pissed off Italian girl from NYC claiming to go to my school .. have the same major as me and "really" like me only to have her start asking me about my current sex life just moments into the conversation. Then minutes later out of no where eventually starts cursing me out. Idk who putts them up to it but they know a lot about me (so im pretty sure its a past friend ... or maybe someone from my high school days who didn't like me but that was 4 years ago so who knows why lol) and I find the convos highly entertaining and amusing so I usually play along .. though its the same scene every time :hatsoff:

Edit:

Been quite a few of those recently...

-Cutting your hand open because you are trying a somewhat advanced butterfly knife maneuver. Not so much the cut, but the fact that I was dumb enough to get cut.
yea it was very annoying especially when I was in the middle of a post

Azhiri
12-09-2011, 07:36 PM
Heh, its probably either
A. someone who knows you (but doesnt really know you) that wants to get to know you lol
B. one of you're friends messing with you

That's what I thought at first but these were some really weird, threatening, sexual kinda "creepy messages". They unnerved my friends and I to a point that they wouldn't let me walk home by myself from school today like usual because they were worried :/

And yes, "database error" is kjfdhskjdhsdkghgfdg awful.

Future Raptor Ace
12-09-2011, 07:45 PM
That's what I thought at first but these were some really weird, threatening, sexual kinda "creepy messages". They unnerved my friends and I to a point that they wouldn't let me walk home by myself from school today like usual because they were worried :/

And yes, "database error" is kjfdhskjdhsdkghgfdg awful.
All joking aside ... if you are really worried about it maybe you should tell someone other than just your friends. Its good you dont walk home a lone ... I mean its probably just some stupid kid messing with you ... but use your "woman's intuition" if something doesn't feel right I think you need to report it!
Stay safe Azhiri~

Junkmale
12-10-2011, 01:49 AM
That's what I thought at first but these were some really weird, threatening, sexual kinda "creepy messages". They unnerved my friends and I to a point that they wouldn't let me walk home by myself from school today like usual because they were worried :/

And yes, "database error" is kjfdhskjdhsdkghgfdg awful.

FRA is 100% correct Azhiri..you are right to be concerned. Have you an older brother or an older male friend? If so, find out who it is and have them have a 'talk' to him.
It's the price you pay for being cute i suppose?

Jake04
12-10-2011, 02:55 AM
That's what I thought at first but these were some really weird, threatening, sexual kinda "creepy messages". They unnerved my friends and I to a point that they wouldn't let me walk home by myself from school today like usual because they were worried :/

And yes, "database error" is kjfdhskjdhsdkghgfdg awful.

I'd probably reply to his text telling him that I've reported him to the police. That should scare the c_@p out of him. With caller id, it's not that hard to find out who that creep is.

Merci Alizée
12-10-2011, 06:38 AM
Almost everything that happened today. :(

WhiteFeather
12-10-2011, 08:32 AM
Almost everything that happened today. :(

You and me both. :mad:

Azhiri
12-10-2011, 09:16 AM
All joking aside ... if you are really worried about it maybe you should tell someone other than just your friends. Its good you dont walk home a lone ... I mean its probably just some stupid kid messing with you ... but use your "woman's intuition" if something doesn't feel right I think you need to report it!
Stay safe Azhiri~

FRA is 100% correct Azhiri..you are right to be concerned. Have you an older brother or an older male friend? If so, find out who it is and have them have a 'talk' to him.
It's the price you pay for being cute i suppose?

I'd probably reply to his text telling him that I've reported him to the police. That should scare the c_@p out of him. With caller id, it's not that hard to find out who that creep is.

Yeah they haven't texted me again yet but if they do it's DEFINITELY going to the police. Thanks guys <3

-------------

Are. You. Serious?

http://www.dailyblam.com/news/2011/12/07/adam-lambert-in-talks-with-queen-to-become-new-singer

WhiteFeather
12-10-2011, 02:13 PM
Are. You. Serious?

http://www.dailyblam.com/news/2011/12/07/adam-lambert-in-talks-with-queen-to-become-new-singer

If this goes through, I'm disowning Queen from my music library. :facepalm:

What pisses me off? You ever have those days where it feels like you're invisible? No matter what you do, no one acknowledges you?

Earlier I'm trying to talk to my boss, and MID-SENTENCE he walks off. Totally disregards what I'm trying to say and walks off. I felt like following him and sucker punching him in the face.

Another time, talking to another employee, and someone else walks by. Once again, midsentence, said employee walks away to talk to the other.

Then, boss comes back later as I'm trying to work...asks me to go to another department when I'm done. I tell him I won't be able to, as I only have enough time to finish my department (since no one decided to work them the past few nights so in addition to my work, I have all the work from the past 2 nights to work). What is his response? Walks away AGAIN.

:mad:

user472884
12-10-2011, 03:21 PM
Wimminz,

Hidden blade.

That is all.

-----

My right eyebrow is itchier than a mother right now

DrSmith
12-19-2011, 12:37 AM
-eMule. It's so stinking difficult and confusing to set up. It took me about four hours to get connected. At least the test is telling me it's connected. I have no evidence of that because the file I'm trying to download hasn't downloaded 1 byte yet. Naturally there's not a lot of seeders on eMule because normal people use torrents! :mad:

user472884
12-19-2011, 05:39 AM
Instances where I cannot pronounce a double consonant.

"The Last Supper"

"Frank Kramer"

"Masks/Ghosts/etc"

I end up pronouncing these examples as

"The Lass Upper"

"Frang Kramer"

"Mass/Ghoss"

WhiteFeather
12-19-2011, 08:30 AM
-Stupid people.
-Stupid people I have to work with on a regular basis.
-Stupid people that happen to be my bosses.
-Stupid people that seem to get away with everything at work, because they are the "favorites".
-Stupid people bosses that treat you like crap, even though you work your ass off every single night, only to get more work piled on.
-Don't know if I mentioned this, but stupid people.

Stupid people http://r24.imgfast.net/users/2414/23/66/30/smiles/gun112.gif

And this (especially at 1:42):

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5SNo8h-KfAU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I am not in a good mood right now... :sigh:

wasabi622
12-20-2011, 12:12 AM
Instances where I cannot pronounce a double consonant.

"The Last Supper"

"Frank Kramer"

"Masks/Ghosts/etc"

I end up pronouncing these examples as

"The Lass Upper"

"Frang Kramer"

"Mass/Ghoss"


oooh, u so ashan!

user472884
12-20-2011, 01:28 AM
oooh, u so ashan!

Shpeaking of that,

I stumbled upon this character last night... and he is so fob he actually transcends into something so different it's completely awesome.

And as I kinda dig languages, it's interesting as hayle hearing what vocabulary he remembers, his accent, his sentence structure, his interpretation of emphasis on different words, how he processes his thoughts even...

I've watched all 8 videos a good ten times each already.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VP5GL2RFYSM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YXrr4VXnPhQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WhiteFeather
12-20-2011, 01:34 PM
-Stupid people that pronounce "Illinois" as "Ell-eh-noise", that are from Illinois.
I should have just said, "Sorry, we don't have any Ellehnoise hunting/fishing licenses. We do have Illinois licenses however..."

user472884
12-20-2011, 09:41 PM
There are three particular sounds that have been completely engrained into my very DNA;

- The way my mom shouts my name, specifically the tone and cadence of her voice
- L'Alizé
- The sound of "three beep" alarm clocks, specifically the second stage when the three beeps are spaced closer together

These three sounds make me pause and forget whatever the hell I'm doing. Just now, I was explaining something to my sister (with my itunes shuffle going on in the background at a low volume), L'Alizé came on, and apparently I stopped talking mid-sentence.

wasabi622
12-20-2011, 11:46 PM
When I get sick on the 2nd day of break.. my workout galore was to take place everyday over break, but with a high fever and less than controllable bowel movements, the gym is out of question.

Chuck
12-21-2011, 01:08 AM
Uggh, that's terrible! I'd say, beer might help with those symptoms, Senor Wasabi, unless that's how you got that way to begin with.

What pisses me off is having to work real hard on [take your pick: exams, a work deadline, a school project, a what-have-you] right up until two days before xmas, then there's no time to shop or wrap or even think before it's all already gonna be all over. They should give us a month or two off before the holidays. An then maybe move the winter holiday festivities to late January, or February. Or April or something. So we wouldn't have to be shoveling.

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-21-2011, 01:09 AM
...and less than controllable bowel movements.

Okay TMI. But moving on...


I hate it when people merge into freeway traffic at <65 MPH ... especially when I am trying to merge on to the freeway behind them! Merging too slow can get someone killed.

wasabi622
12-21-2011, 01:37 AM
I hate it when people merge into freeway traffic at <65 MPH ... especially when I am trying to merge on to the freeway behind them! Merging too slow can get someone killed.

Agreed! I also hate those people that immediately slow down after they change lanes. It's like they're begging to get rear ended.

user472884
12-21-2011, 02:19 AM
Okay TMI. But moving on...


I hate it when people merge into freeway traffic at <65 MPH ... especially when I am trying to merge on to the freeway behind them! Merging too slow can get someone killed.

I don't know about elsewhere in the country, but at least in Colorado, generally all right turns have their own special lane with a curved turn and a merge lane (pretty nifty eh? Never have to wait to take a right turn).

Problem is, I hate it when people don't realize that when you're in the merge lane, you're supposed to wait your fucking turn to merge. Either you slow down slightly so you can weasel in, or if traffic is really bad you stop your car. Can't tell you how many people I've caused to slam their brakes and flip me off because I refuse to let them ignore this concept.

tl;dr - If I'm going straight, and you're in the merge lane next to me, and you're generally parallel to me, you're supposed to slow down and merge in behind me as I have the right of way. If you're a few car lengths ahead of me and you're going the proper speed, I have no problem letting you in. If you're like a foot ahead of me and you try to speed up to get ahead of me... I have but two words for you: good luck.

(in reference to the mail lady (I'm technically rural, so mail people have to drive their own cars rather than the mail trucks for whatever reason) who refuses to believe this. At our one intersection (I live in a small town), there's been two occurences where I'm going straight and she's turning right to go my direction. She fails to see the issue of us both going the legal speed and her refusal to understand the normal lane > merge lane hierarchy.)

(also, she looks like this. Not even kidding)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100501184719/simpsons/images/thumb/d/d1/Crazycatlady.jpg/200px-Crazycatlady.jpg

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-21-2011, 02:47 AM
I don't know about elsewhere in the country, but at least in Colorado, generally all right turns have their own special lane with a curved turn and a merge lane (pretty nifty eh? Never have to wait to take a right turn).

Problem is, I hate it when people don't realize that when you're in the merge lane, you're supposed to wait your fucking turn to merge. Either you slow down slightly so you can weasel in, or if traffic is really bad you stop your car. Can't tell you how many people I've caused to slam their brakes and flip me off because I refuse to let them ignore this concept.

tl;dr - If I'm going straight, and you're in the merge lane next to me, and you're generally parallel to me, you're supposed to slow down and merge in behind me as I have the right of way. If you're a few car lengths ahead of me and you're going the proper speed, I have no problem letting you in. If you're like a foot ahead of me and you try to speed up to get ahead of me... I have but two words for you: good luck.

(in reference to the mail lady (I'm technically rural, so mail people have to drive their own cars rather than the mail trucks for whatever reason) who refuses to believe this. At our one intersection (I live in a small town), there's been two occurences where I'm going straight and she's turning right to go my direction. She fails to see the issue of us both going the legal speed and her refusal to understand the normal lane > merge lane hierarchy.)

(also, she looks like this. Not even kidding)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100501184719/simpsons/images/thumb/d/d1/Crazycatlady.jpg/200px-Crazycatlady.jpg

Ha ha ha! The mail lady! That is funny! http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/sSig_rofl.gif

We don't have merging right turn lanes as much in Arizona, but we do have a few. The problem is, people fail to notice when they have them here and they hesitate to turn and merge into oncoming traffic! That, too, pisses me off! If you have your own lane, you DO NOT have to wait to turn!... idiots!!!

And I agree with what you said about merging. Hell, the definition of merging is to gradually blend, unite, combine, etc. and not "to pass oncoming traffic," "drive slow into oncoming traffic," or anything else that does not constitute a gradual blend.

Sometimes, I can just see when someone is zipping down the merging lane and there is nobody behind me, but they are on a mission to pass me as they merge... when I see this, it pisses me off to the point to where I become an a$$ and I'll just straddle both lanes to force them behind me. There is no reason to speed up to 85+ MPH to try and pass ahead of me when there is nobody behind me. Especially when it's a one-lane road and after they put all that extra effort to be in front of me, they slow down to a crawl for 10 miles and then, without signalling, they come to a complete F*cking stop before making a right turn into a side-road ... way to go.. d*mb*ss!!! People that stop before turning should have their license revoked.

Fish
12-21-2011, 02:51 AM
I'm going to simplify this page by saying I hate people who drive.

More specifically, those that nearly run me off the road on a dark and wet night at 60 MPH.
Also, those that stop in the middle of a lane on one of the busiest roads in the city because they're trying to force themselves into the turn lane of the mall I work at at the last second when there are no less than two more intersections that go to said mall within a quarter of a mile.

WhiteFeather
12-21-2011, 02:53 AM
There is this one street where I live (it wasn't very well planned out) where there are two traffic signals with two lanes, then maybe a couple hundred feet later it merges into one lane. You can tell when people aren't from around there (or are just plain retarded) when they zoom past everyone in the left lane while in the right lane, only to realize that it ends and they are stuck there until some sap lets them in. This results of course in a huge bottleneck. Anytime I drive that road, NO ONE gets in front of me if they do that. I will ride (carefully mind you) the tail of the person in front so as not to let one of them in.

Speaking of cars, these piss me off:

http://tokyo5.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/prius5.jpg

http://www.motorvista.com/pictures/mercedes/smart-car.jpg

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2009/02/2009_Nissan_Cube.JPG

http://www.babez.de/kia/soul2008/kia-soul-03.jpg

If it weren't illegal (or screw my awesome '96 Ford Explorer :p) I'd ram every single one of these I see on the road.

Fish
12-21-2011, 03:00 AM
awesome '96 Ford Explorer
DOES NOT COMPUTE

I just traded one of those pieces of ballsacks in for 2 grand a few months back, and I got away with highway robbery. I now drive one of these beauties:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Ford-Mustang-p-Silver-1280x960.jpg
Unfortunately, it still suffers from the problem of Being A Ford, so lots of little things are always going wrong, but at least I look fly and don't have a transmission held together by a bag of rubber bands and thumb tacks.

WhiteFeather
12-21-2011, 03:06 AM
DOES NOT COMPUTE

I just traded one of those pieces of ballsacks in for 2 grand a few months back, and I got away with highway robbery. I now drive one of these beauties:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Ford-Mustang-p-Silver-1280x960.jpg
Unfortunately, it still suffers from the problem of Being A Ford, so lots of little things are always going wrong, but at least I look fly and don't have a transmission held together by a bag of rubber bands and thumb tacks.

Well, I got mine for 1 grand, so it is pretty awesome on the bank account... Plus I can say I bought it completely with my own money. Nothing pisses me off quite like hearing some teenaged punk bragging how "daddy bought me a new 2011 Lambo" :mad:

I'm actually looking at new (used) pick-ups right now.

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-21-2011, 03:44 AM
Transportation Planning gone wrong:

Shanghai, China
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/903/47picste8nr9.jpg

Japan
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/654/normaltrafficxi8ar1.jpg

Sao Paolo, Brazil
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5999/49571167952f8d76d11oob4gl0.jpg

Moscow, Russia
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1968/dsc0045nc0sr1.jpg

Shanghai, China
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7799/5064877661c91939de0ojl1ct4.jpg

Italy
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7475/01probkawc1yr7.jpg

shanghai, China
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7295/carphoto2238135ie3op1.jpg

Swindon England
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9140/kreisverkehr11hj7yh5.jpg

Los Angeles, California, USA
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3103/losangelesli4.jpg


copied from: http://www.urbanohio.com/forum2/index.php?topic=15619.0

Jake04
12-21-2011, 04:27 AM
Would you rather drive here? :p

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7166/picture1ka.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/picture1ka.jpg/)

user472884
12-21-2011, 05:45 AM
Awwww come on, I think the Smart Car is pretty cool

DrSmith
12-21-2011, 06:59 AM
Awwww come on, I think the Smart Car is pretty cool

Me too. I like small cars.

My favourite car is the Autobianchi Bianchina. I first saw it when Audrey Hepburn is driving one at the beginning of How To Steal A Million.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rbjM6lF9K1c/TtvKunwT8_I/AAAAAAAADGo/RuzpFqvP4Hc/s1600/How+to+Steal+a+Million%255B16-19-26%255D.JPG

>mfw
http://www.gamer.ru/system/attached_images/images/000/421/522/normal/a_386131c6.jpg?1315676746 I waaant ooone.

<hr>
There's a link between these two cars, actually. During the car chase in The Pink Panther (1963), George is driving an Autobianchi Bianchina. And in The Pink Panther (2006), my Google sources kindly inform me, Clouseau drives a Smart Fortwo.

http://www.imcdb.org/i020722.jpg

http://www.autonet.ca/Donut/Autonet_ca/search/galleries/2009/11/12/YY_pinkpanther.jpg

WhiteFeather
12-21-2011, 08:04 AM
Awwww come on, I think the Smart Car is pretty cool

Me too.

Ah, you guys. That's a really funny joke. :))) I haven't heard that one before.

This is a vehicle:

http://driftmechaniks.com/images/forum/100_2094.jpg

This is a joke:

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational-smart-cars-stupid-drivers.jpg

DrSmith
12-21-2011, 09:10 AM
"Smart cars, stupid drivers." That joke is almost as obvious as the big camera coming out of the top of that non-civilian car that was driven by someone who didn't personally select it… :rolleyes: There's a very good chance that that car was vandalised too.

Not that I care if you don't like the car, even less so do I care about the people who drive them. There's just some things a person doesn't like to let slide, like horrible jokes and glaring fallacies. (A move I will regret if this discussion about Smart cars carries on one second longer.)

user472884
12-21-2011, 09:20 AM
Ah, you guys. That's a really funny joke. :))) I haven't heard that one before.


http://moviesofmyself.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341ca2da53ef01348968dd8e970c-800wi

DrSmith
12-21-2011, 09:26 AM
http://moviesofmyself.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341ca2da53ef01348968dd8e970c-800wi

It's like I'm sayin'

WhiteFeather
12-21-2011, 09:42 AM
That joke is almost as obvious as the big camera coming out of the top of that non-civilian car that was driven by someone who didn't personally select it…

I don't get it... :confused:And I will respect your wishes and not bring up that particular piece of crap anymore.

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/142118/just%20sayin.jpg

DrSmith
12-21-2011, 10:00 AM
I don't get it... :confused:

I'm talking about the car in the picture. It has a camera that the police use to catch traffic violators. http://youtu.be/sEvxuWGS4xU

Junkmale
12-21-2011, 10:34 AM
Yep the Smart Car is pretty good. My Dad used to have one.
Cheap to buy, easy to run, low tax, low insurance, simple to park, parts were cheap. Never had a days trouble with it.
What's not to like?

VVVACCPLPNLY
12-21-2011, 11:38 AM
ok on the whole hate about driving thing.
-people who text while driving.
-people who pull into an intersection because the lane ahead is packed due to an accident with two responding ambulances, cleary indicating severe injury, but they cant wait for the next light.
-old people driving.
-people who almost hit me on my bike, because their own stupidity, and then roll down their window to call me a stupid a**hole.
-all this rolled into one person.

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-21-2011, 12:35 PM
would you rather drive here? :p

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7166/picture1ka.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/picture1ka.jpg/)

yes!!!! Yes!!!! Yes!!!! You had me at hello!

wasabi622
12-22-2011, 06:27 PM
People who text sporadically. Sometimes it takes them 9 hours to respond, while other times it takes them 7 days, but once a while a few minutes. How hard is it to answer a question via text?

user472884
12-23-2011, 04:22 AM
People who text sporadically. Sometimes it takes them 9 hours to respond, while other times it takes them 7 days, but once a while a few minutes. How hard is it to answer a question via text?

I know that feel bro.

Guy I know. I don't particularly like him. I'm polite to him for diplomatic reasons.

He'll call me. I'll call him back immediately after and he won't answer, and later he'll say he didn't have his phone on him.

Tchaikovsky
12-24-2011, 11:32 PM
-Wrapping presents
-Scotch tape

WhiteFeather
12-25-2011, 05:52 AM
-Wrapping presents
-Scotch tape

I just stopped wrapping mine all together. Currently, mine are in my backpack, and I'll just hand them out when the time arises.

-Despite our store being closed on Christmas, 3rd shift (my shift) has to go to work on Christmas Day at 8pm, 2 hours earlier than normal.
-My store manager that makes it sound like we had a choice in whether or not we came in on Christmas (we don't), and yet, she will not be coming in today.

:mad:

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-26-2011, 04:40 PM
-Wrapping presents
-Scotch tape

I drop shipped some of my presents...

Tchaikovsky
12-27-2011, 02:57 AM
-Boethiah's Calling quest being BROKEN!!!

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-27-2011, 05:28 AM
I hate it when people go on online forums under false identities... you know who you are!

Fake profiles, claiming to be someone they are not and taking other people's identities is plain wrong! I hate it when people are dishonest... I don't mind people taking on a fake profile but don't claim it to be you .. You should change your identification... I mean, she/he can keep his/her fake name but she/he should NOT be allowed to use other people's photos as misrepresentations of themselves.. Sure other members have avatars such as WhiteFeather uses Clint Eastwood, but WhiteFeather does not claim to be Clint Eastwood... there is a difference! This is not only dishonest to Alizee and other forum members, but it is also a form of identity theft and a form of copyright infringement since the identity they stole is from a celebrity!

What's even worse is that they gives off advice in the forums, and people weigh their emotions and feelings based on information given to them by a phony without even knowing it... that is wrong!

Anyway... he/she is not fooling all of us and needs to either come clean and change her/his ID or be banned! and, yes, banning is proper justification for toying with other people's emotions and committing copyright infringement don't ya think?

We'll see what the admins do!

Thanks,

Aaron

user472884
12-27-2011, 12:22 PM
I hate it when people go on online forums under false identities... you know who you are!

Fake profiles, claiming to be someone they are not and taking other people's identities is plain wrong! I hate it when people are dishonest... I don't mind people taking on a fake profile but don't claim it to be you .. You should change your identification... I mean, she/he can keep his/her fake name but she/he should NOT be allowed to use other people's photos as misrepresentations of themselves.. Sure other members have avatars such as WhiteFeather uses Clint Eastwood, but WhiteFeather does not claim to be Clint Eastwood... there is a difference! This is not only dishonest to Alizee and other forum members, but it is also a form of identity theft and a form of copyright infringement since the identity they stole is from a celebrity!

What's even worse is that they gives off advice in the forums, and people weigh their emotions and feelings based on information given to them by a phony without even knowing it... that is wrong!

Anyway... he/she is not fooling all of us and needs to either come clean and change her/his ID or be banned! and, yes, banning is proper justification for toying with other people's emotions and committing copyright infringement don't ya think?

We'll see what the admins do!

Thanks,

Aaron


Yea guys, don't pretend to be someone who you're not.

It's an insult to all my years of work when I have the L. Rons to be honest about who I am online, and you won't.

Taxi Driver Aaron
12-27-2011, 03:40 PM
eBay pisses me waaaaay off! ... not even worth my energy to type about it... nuff said!