What pisses you off?

[user472884]

-Those idiots who get all geared up at the gym with addias shorts, tank tops, those more expensive ipod holders, and gloves.. yet fails to lift anything and doesn't break a sweat. If you aren't going to work out, get the hell out of my way!! :mad:

I know that guy. He was asking if anybody would give him an old iphone "for the gym". Needless to say, with my quick temper, I tore him several new ones, basically all going on the fact that he was a faggot that wanted the iphone just for the air of being someone with an iphone and to be envied by the other worker-outers because he has an iphone (I also correctly guessed that he bought an expensive arm band, which was why he was specifically asking for a 3g one). What also pissed me off was he failed to see that if he wants to be an attention whore, he would accomplish it better by buying one of the newest ipods (like half the cost and 15% the size/weight or something... I did the math properly then but I don't remember), and also if size/weight wasn't a concern (fag elitists usually don't), the ipod classic was 2.5x the storage of the largest iphone and also half the cost or something like that.

Did I mention he's in a wheelchair? and constantly reminds you of it in ways such as having to this day "7" different blue/white handicap pictures in his profile pics album, posting or saying "that's how I roll" about as often as "um".

Also, his girlfriend (who happens to bear a remarkable resemblance to the goblin thing from Labyrinth, but with worse skin) is real into that fucking twilight shit... and so, I could even show you the pictures of him going from a normal looking person (besides the dumbfuck grin), to styling his hair (pretty much hair for hair) like that robert faggotson and even to the point of wearing white power makeup shit (I can show you the pic where his dumbass didn't apply it far down enough, so it's white face, tan neck, and at that it's not even an even line)

He failed Spanish 1, not once, twice, but three times

Always, always, always, always, always, always has to one-up you
"I shot a glock for the first time yesterday"
"Well I shoot my two desert eagles every weekend"

"I'm going to be leaving early because I'm flying to Colorado to go house shopping"
"Fag, I own a house in Big Bear and Huntington Beach"

"When I was born my dad still had his 6 rottweilers and my mom would freak out because I'd just be sitting there babying it out and then freaking a thousand pounds of dog would just come and start licking me and pushing me (I have video of my mom screaming at them) and she got rid of them"
"Wow, you must be a fag, I still have my two german shepherds"
(^I can't even begin to understand nor explain)

so...

- ^ That guy

[Människöpesten]

-Those idiots who get all geared up at the gym with addias shorts, tank tops, those more expensive ipod holders, and gloves.. yet fails to lift anything and doesn't break a sweat. If you aren't going to work out, get the hell out of my way!! :mad:

-people who think they're big and can't lift properly

[AlizéeInspired]

-Those idiots who get all geared up at the gym with addias shorts, tank tops, those more expensive ipod holders, and gloves.. yet fails to lift anything and doesn't break a sweat. If you aren't going to work out, get the hell out of my way!! :mad:

-people who think they're big and can't lift properly

Ah, yes. I know exactly what you guys are talking about. I haven't been to a lot of public gyms for this very reason. But then again, I have gone to public gyms a few times just for this very reason as well lol. Just to show these douchebags what's what.

Working out in school, I have also encountered other situations in the gym that would just piss me off. Like when someone younger, smaller, and freakin' stupid would try to tell me how to do something "right" when I was clearly doing the lift properly. So i proceeded to say, "Ok, show how it's done then, bro :)" He attempted to do the very workout I was doing with the same wieght and ended up dropping it on the floor. Dipshit... *facepalm* lol. And then there were the people who would stay at one station/machine the entire f*cking time. I hated it when others wouldn't work out because our football team my senior year was already young and small enough. But it really pissed me off when they wouldn't workout but would pretend they were so it made it harder for me to get my lifts in. :mad:

[user472884]

- children crying
- parents who act like ^ isn't even happening
- your fucking photography teacher that has NO idea how to format a document (No, it's not acceptable to create a "table" using tabs and spaces, and expect me to type my responses and have it look clean)
- the fucker who broke this mouse
- this mouse that doesn't scroll downward
- this keyboard whose keys are too resistant
- they day you have to go with your friends in a small car to go to a store in Denver is also, coincidentally, the day that you have to take home every single textbook and folder (12 in total)
- how your hair looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and any random halmonee
- How the photos
http://schools.dcsdk12.org/education/components/album/default.php?sectiondetailid=110270&grid=12586#albumAnchor
http://schools.dcsdk12.org/education/components/album/default.php?sectiondetailid=110270&grid=12114#albumAnchor

and

http://schools.dcsdk12.org/education/components/album/default.php?sectiondetailid=110270&grid=12113#albumAnchor
(feel free to look at the about the 4 good photos in the entire album)

all win awards and recognitions... when they're pointless pieces of shit

[MarkL]

When you study for a quiz only to have the TA tell you the next day that the topic is changed (The Day of the Quiz Too) And expects you all to write it like theres no problem at all...

[DrSmith]

-When I download a simple DivX codec pack and it automatically installs Google Chrome. Fuck you, Google!

[AlizéeInspired]

-When I download a simple DivX codec pack and it automatically installs Google Chrome. Fuck you, Google!

And after uninstalling they ask all these questions too. They're all like OMG what did we do wrong? Why are you un-installing? Will you re-install? Bla bla bla!

[Azhiri]

Tom #2:

Tom Brennan, childhood sweetheart of Kate. They've been through many things from attempting to shoplift a lunch box (at which point, Jacob pays for after they get caught), making a time capsule (using said lunch box) that included a recording of how they planned to be married with a family.

Later, Brennan marries another girl and I believe has a child or two. At one point (my memory is a bit foggy in this area), Kate asks Brennan (who is now some kind of fancy doctor of some sort) to help her. When he gets in the car with Kate attempting to flee the cops who are shooting at them, he also gets pwned before they even get out of the parking lot.



OH OH OH I remember him now. No, he's too normal! He's a nice guy who can actually settle down and commit to one spot. Kate is a runner, she's not a steady-relationship kind of person. Tom is, it wouldn't work :(

- children crying

I can't believe I haven't said this yet. I LOVE YOU <3

- parents who act like ^ isn't even happening

or this

- the fucker who broke this mouse


-The dude who stole the freaking ball out of the one good mouse in my English class. That is just about as ghetto as it gets.

-The new guy on Blue's Clues, Joe or Jim or whatever. He's a loser. (my little sister loves him though)

-When there's no little basket to put my feet in under the seat in front of me,

-This girl I met at lunch today who attached herself to us after I said "hi" because she was new. She was decked out in Hello Kitty and brought some kind of Japanese fruit juice and pocky to eat, then tried to teach us Japanese. Smugly replied that it was "something only really smart people can truly understand" when I tried and failed to repeat what she was teaching us. My friends remarked that it was "time to get out the ol' weaboo beating stick" and the girl freaked out and said that she was an individual. Then she left.

I hate weaboos.

[user472884]

I bet you don't remember Kevin, either

[Människöpesten]

-bad DJs
what makes me happy: http://den-a.plr.liquidcompass.net/standard_plr/audio_player.php?id=DFACIO&playerType=silverlight

[Azhiri]

I bet you don't remember Kevin, either

OOH OOH OOH I remember him

he's the guy, whooo.. shot Ben's daughter. Yeah.
I remember him especially because I saw that actor on a Lifetime movie once.
(those don't piss me off, Lfetime movies are awwright.)

[Människöpesten]

OOH OOH OOH I remember him

he's the guy, whooo.. shot Ben's daughter. Yeah.
I remember him especially because I saw that actor on a Lifetime movie once.
(those don't piss me off, Lfetime movies are awwright.)

AMC IS BETTER. or the scifi channel.

[user472884]

OOH OOH OOH I remember him

he's the guy, whooo.. shot Ben's daughter. Yeah.
I remember him especially because I saw that actor on a Lifetime movie once.
(those don't piss me off, Lfetime movies are awwright.)

Jesus Christ.....


http://curezone.com/upload/Members/trapper/spock_slap.gif
http://curezone.com/upload/Members/trapper/spock_slap.gif

THE MAN WHO SHOT BEN'S DAUGHTER WAS A MERCENARY HIRED BY CHARLES WIDMORE NAMED 'MARTIN KEAMY', WHOSE DEATH DIRECTLY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FREIGHTER.

KEVIN CALLIS, IS THE POLICE OFFICER THAT KATE MARRIES UNDER A FALSE IDENTITY IN AN EFFORT TO STOP THE RUNNING. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO GET ANSY SHE CALLED ED MARS AND ASKED HIM TO STOP CHASING HER. WHEN HE REFUSED, SHE DRUGGED KEVIN AND LEFT HIM.


http://curezone.com/upload/Members/trapper/spock_slap.gif

[Synyster]

Mornings I hate waking up early. Im not a morning person, or a midday person, or a afternoon person or well its best to avoid me at all times :p

[Azhiri]

KEVIN CALLIS, IS THE POLICE OFFICER THAT KATE MARRIES UNDER A FALSE IDENTITY IN AN EFFORT TO STOP THE RUNNING. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO GET ANSY SHE CALLED ED MARS AND ASKED HIM TO STOP CHASING HER. WHEN HE REFUSED, SHE DRUGGED KEVIN AND LEFT HIM.




BUT WAIT

ED MARS DIDN'T REFUSE, HE OFFERED AN ULTIMATUM AND KATE REFUSED.

THAT WAS.. A BUNCH OF EPISODES AGO GAWD

I remember Frogurt.

[AlizéeInspired]

Mornings I hate waking up early. Im not a morning person, or a midday person, or a afternoon person or well its best to avoid me at all times :p

Not even a night person? Dang, bro...

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Mornings I hate waking up early. Im not a morning person, or a midday person, or a afternoon person or well its best to avoid me at all times :p

I rather quite enjoy the mornings, midday afternoon night and all times between. Maybe you should try my method of less sleep means more time to do important fun things.

Regards,

Jung

[Synyster]

I rather quite enjoy the mornings, midday afternoon night and all times between. Maybe you should try my method of less sleep means more time to do important fun things.

Regards,

Jung
I meant most of that post in jest but I reallly do hate mornings.

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

I meant most of that post in jest but I reallly do hate mornings.

Some people are morning people, some are evening people, some are nightowls, and then there are the ones who are all of them wrapped into one big bundle of joy xD. Enjoy the rest of your night as the morning is soon to come :p.

Regards,

Jung

[Azhiri]

Not even a night person? Dang, bro...

How can you not like nighttime? It's the best. :(

-Spending every Saturday of the last month marching all day long at competitions and getting back at one a.m.

-In fact, we have to be at the school this Saturday at six in the morning to go to Vanderbilt Invitational.

-Stout got our numbers mixed up and wrote the drill for the closing song of our show for a guy who's a LOT bigger than me, so now I have to go really far across the field in very few counts and I keep not hitting the sets and getting yelled at, but it's not my fault that I'm small :(

[AlizéeInspired]

I'm a couple pages late but I would like to stop and congratulate
everyone on over 100 pages of things that piss you off.
We are some angry people... wow!

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff349/donnadk/congratulationsWayToGo.jpg

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

-Spending every Saturday of the last month marching all day long at competitions and getting back at one a.m.

I don't think I've been home before that time on a saturday in quite some time, and it's not from marching all day long ;).

Regards,

Jung

[Synyster]

The fact that I can get what was suppossed to be tempoary green hairdye outta my hair. I shall be really pissed if I have go to my schools homecoming dance with green hair.

[user472884]

- physics lab write ups

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

-When the stupid library decides to close on a friday for maintance, when they could've waited until sunday to do it when they're closed anyways. I hate that stupid Anglican church crap. It's not illegal to work on sundays anymore, come out of the dark ages people!

[Fèvier]

- physics lab write ups

same here!

I love physics and all, but I have last period so I'm just completely out of it and can't think straight :(. same problem with AP Chemistry, it's the first class I have (starts at 7:45) and I'm still trying to wake up at that time.

[user472884]

Don't get me wrong, I love learning, but I just don't agree with how it's done.

I don't agree with tests, grading, any of that shit. You know how smart someone is by spending time with them and seeing first-hand their skills and knowledge, not by a fucking letter that was emailed to you.

I think physics is fascinating, and how I can measure how long it took for a ball I kicked to reach wherever it landed, and know exactly how hard I kicked it.

I think chemistry is fascinating, it's playing god, taking A and B and making 4Ga@5 with a 9volt and some hydrochloric acid

I don't think I should have to write out stupid stuff for badly worded questions

[Azhiri]

I always preferred biology. :p

-sore feet

-When one of your earbuds breaks and you have to buy a whole new pair just for that one :(

-Lime/Frostwire

-Re-installing WoW onto this new computer (his name is Geoffrey and he is the love of my life)

-"Fighting" (pronounced running the hell away from) Pyramid Head in small, tight spaces.

-Losing the remote.

[wasabi622]

I always preferred biology. :p

-sore feet

-When one of your earbuds breaks and you have to buy a whole new pair just for that one :(

-Lime/Frostwire

-Re-installing WoW onto this new computer (his name is Geoffrey and he is the love of my life)

-"Fighting" (pronounced running the hell away from) Pyramid Head in small, tight spaces.

-Losing the remote.

YESYESYESYESSSS!!

When I workout/run/do taekwondo, I sweat a lot, and for some reason, my sweat sometimes runs into my ear(:blink:). And only my left ear too. It NEVER goes into my right right, it's always the left. So as I'm working out, my left ear bud produces a lot less sound than my right does, so it's very unbalancing and awkward. Not only that, but it usually ends up with me replacing the entire friggen headphones just because of that. :mad:

[Tchaikovsky]

-When one of your earbuds breaks and you have to buy a whole new pair just for that one :(
I hear ya...

(no pun intended)

[user472884]

- my photography teacher
- getting help from your physics teacher about the lab that you still had some questions on, and with his help and rereading the chapter a few times you finish it and proudly proclaim "I just rocked your world, bitch (lab)", and finding you got a C+ on it
- "spirit week", those who participate in it, and the entire concept of it in general
- "toga day" (otherwise known as "no bras for fat chicks day")
- getting out a drumstick and finding the entire ice-cream scoop broke off
- having to stay up (losing valuable nap time) to wait for this fucking IT guy who's now an hour and twenty minutes late

------------

BTW @Californians: Has anybody been to Knotts Berry Farm? --> Been on that time machine ride? --> Was anybody else like "wtf" when all of a sudden the ride stops and a narration comes on with "The pterodactyl is a large dinosaur capable of flight baldehasdf derp derp derka"

[DrSmith]

http://i55.tinypic.com/jt40vp.jpg Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs!

[Människöpesten]

-"Fighting" (pronounced running the hell away from) Pyramid Head in small, tight spaces.
.

this. this and always this

[Azhiri]

- "spirit week", those who participate in it, and the entire concept of it in general


-guilty-
Bandies are forced to participate :X

-Once again, COLDNESSSSSSSS.

-Hunger. Especially combined with coldness. Not the "I could use a snack" hunger, the kind that twists your stomach into knots, makes your hands shake, and and hurts.

-That guy from Coldplay.

-The cheerleaders and their tendency to leave water bottles all over our field.

[user472884]

-guilty-
Bandies are forced to participate :X

-Once again, COLDNESSSSSSSS.

-Hunger. Especially combined with coldness. Not the "I could use a snack" hunger, the kind that twists your stomach into knots, makes your hands shake, and and hurts.

-That guy from Coldplay.

-The cheerleaders and their tendency to leave water bottles all over our field.

- noob

- I have the answer to both your hunger and your temperature; YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH. Isn't fried chicken like friggin Alabama's state bird?

- I always feel a little weird when he does that hand reaching thing during "held the key" in viva la vida (which those fuckers stole from someone we both know). I'm just watching it and liking the beat and all of a sudden HEY HEY THERE NO HOMO DUDE

- To me, cheerleaders are like french fries. Yea they're cool and all that, but I'm really there for the Southern Smokehouse Burger, and you bitches better stay out of my way. (at least I would assume. I've never been to a school dance/game/function of any sort. I think about it and decide it would be much more worth my time to go to Chili's and order the SSB and mumble to myself about the mechanics of a proper hidden blade and how the restaurant could be rearranged to allow for maximum efficiency)

[Azhiri]

- I have the answer to both your hunger and your temperature; YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH. Isn't fried chicken like friggin Alabama's state bird?

It gets cold early here dadgummit :(

- I always feel a little weird when he does that hand reaching thing during "held the key" in viva la vida (which those fuckers stole from someone we both know). I'm just watching it and liking the beat and all of a sudden HEY HEY THERE NO HOMO DUDE

I seriously can never listen to that whole song, I get bored with it about thirty seconds in, turn it off, and JEAM it up.

.. and mumble to myself about the mechanics of a proper hidden blade and how the restaurant could be rearranged to allow for maximum efficiency

This is how I'd picture you doing anything.

[wasabi622]

My bed. Every time I sleep in it, I wake up with more bites on me. I don't know what the FRIGGEN HECK is it, but it's annoying me. Which is why I no longer sleep on that bed. I like my body integrity while I sleep.

[Människöpesten]

coldplay sucks.
-creed
-nickleback
-metalcore
-being too hot.
-fanboys/fangirls
-people who think they're super big in the weight cage and can't lift a weight properly.
-Metallica

[user472884]

Pretty much.

"Welcome to Denny's, is there anything I can start you off with?"
"Yea, I'm trying to create formula but it's just not clicking. I need a formula to find how to build the scissor tongs. I'm trying to see how I can take Max extension and Min retraction and somehow find the proper dimensions for each individual segment of the tongs... yet all the while having the entire retracted rig not exceed 1.25" in width, and extending to a minimum of 12"... whatchya got?"
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"What? Why? I'm serious! I'm legit, for thuper thereal
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/blade10.jpg
This basic idea, but this plan uses a "OTF knife-on-tongs" when I'd rather just have the entire knife on the tongs, like the first pic
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/image0v.jpg"
"Sir, if you don't leave the premises immediately I will call the authorities"
"While you're at it, do any of you large linebackers advancing towards me happen to know anything about black powder guns? I have this plan here that's accurate to the game for the Hidden Gun, but I just don't see what the second barrel does... is it some kind of attached powder store that holds maybe three shots worth of powder?
Take a look at the game art, it shows the trigger being rotated correctly and such, but also notice the little tool there, suggesting that the blade is powered by a clock spring, but then nothing would regulate it to make sure the blade extended fully yet retained enough energy to retract it again.
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/ezio210.jpg"

*Eight years of solitary confinement later*

"it's finished! it's beautiful! my precious!
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/digic_10.jpg

Edit:

I'm not crazy, just slightly above average

[wasabi622]

Pretty much.

"Welcome to Denny's, is there anything I can start you off with?"
"Yea, I'm trying to create formula but it's just not clicking. I need a formula to find how to build the scissor tongs. I'm trying to see how I can take Max extension and Min retraction and somehow find the proper dimensions for each individual segment of the tongs... yet all the while having the entire retracted rig not exceed 1.25" in width, and extending to a minimum of 12"... whatchya got?"
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"What? Why? I'm serious! I'm legit, for thuper thereal
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/blade10.jpg
This basic idea, but this plan uses a "OTF knife-on-tongs" when I'd rather just have the entire knife on the tongs, like the first pic
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/image0v.jpg"
"Sir, if you don't leave the premises immediately I will call the authorities"
"While you're at it, do any of you large linebackers advancing towards me happen to know anything about black powder guns? I have this plan here that's accurate to the game for the Hidden Gun, but I just don't see what the second barrel does... is it some kind of attached powder store that holds maybe three shots worth of powder?
Take a look at the game art, it shows the trigger being rotated correctly and such, but also notice the little tool there, suggesting that the blade is powered by a clock spring, but then nothing would regulate it to make sure the blade extended fully yet retained enough energy to retract it again.
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/ezio210.jpg"

*Eight years of solitary confinement later*

"it's finished! it's beautiful! my precious!
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/digic_10.jpg

Edit:

I'm not crazy, just slightly above average

What is this? Some sort of knife gun?? :blink:

[Azhiri]

Pretty much.

"Welcome to Denny's, is there anything I can start you off with?"
"Yea, I'm trying to create formula but it's just not clicking. I need a formula to find how to build the scissor tongs. I'm trying to see how I can take Max extension and Min retraction and somehow find the proper dimensions for each individual segment of the tongs... yet all the while having the entire retracted rig not exceed 1.25" in width, and extending to a minimum of 12"... whatchya got?"
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"What? Why? I'm serious! I'm legit, for thuper thereal


Ohhh that made me laugh so hard. <3
THUPER THEREAL ;)

-When you feel just sick enough to REALLY not want to go to school, but your temperature's just low enough to make staying home unjustified.

Edit:


http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/digic_10.jpg

Edit:

I'm not crazy, just slightly above average

This is the Alizee of blades.

[Människöpesten]

you are way too into Assassins Creed :P

[DrSmith]

I was made aware a while ago that pistol swords really exist.

http://www.ugca.org/ugca1001/hunt5.jpg

[Azhiri]

I was made aware a while ago that pistol swords really exist.

http://www.ugca.org/ugca1001/hunt5.jpg

That could quite possibly be the best thing ever.

[user472884]

Sword-pistols are for newbs
Too great a risk of accidental firing

hidden guns ftw

And Wasabi,

*insert spock slap gif which I'm too lazy to find*

[wasabi622]

Sword-pistols are for newbs
Too great a risk of accidental firing

hidden guns ftw

And Wasabi,

*insert spock slap gif which I'm too lazy to find*

You could just have a spring knife instead. Kind of like the ones the Spetznaz used?


and uhhh.. why am I being slapped again?

[user472884]

You could just have a spring knife instead. Kind of like the ones the Spetznaz used?


and uhhh.. why am I being slapped again?

the spetznaz one is one shot only

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Never runs out of "ammo" (for the blade, at least)
concealable (hence the name "hidden blade")
quick kills

You need to go and rent Assassins Creed 1 and 2. I mean it. Right now. Stop reading this and go get them. If you've even gotten to this point you're already taking to long. Seriously. Go now!

Edit:

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- "Dress up like a superhero day"
Oh great, that's what we need... a second day where it's encouraged, let alone acceptable for girls to dress like sluts. I'M PRETTY SURE FIREMEN DON'T WEAR DAISY DUKES AND FLAME PATTERNED SHIRTS TIED IN A KNOT ON THE FRONT

[wasabi622]

-Incompetent workers.

And even more when they tell me that I don't know what it's like work in customer service. I've dealt with my share of idiots!

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/blade10.jpg

Have to say I prefer the design used by Microtech over this one. Scissor Tongs mean more parts that can break. However shear spring strength may not have the inertia to work a blade of that size. Would be interesting to see if it would work though.

Regards,

Jung

[user472884]

and also the problem with just a spring operating the blade is that there's really nothing holding the blade firm. I've drawn up a few plans for those kinds but with locks, but they would require a second motion to unlock them, and I really want to make this just a one finger'd operation.

following that orange-colored plan, my biggest concerns are the arm stemming from the gear, and the little tooth that would lock the gear. I'm not planning on assassinating any templars just yet, but if I perform an arial assassination on a watermelon I don't want that shit breaking.

[Azhiri]

-MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY.
Ooooh lord I just want to punch him.

[wasabi622]

-Not being able to travel.

I think I'm watching too much travel channel.. makes my travel bug really start biting. :(

[user472884]

- dogs that shed
- having 12 hours to make an entire video production explaining depth of field and aperture, complete with examples. I listen to talk radio a LOT, I bet I could use a good announcer voice for the voiceover... "Aperture refers to the bladed diaphragm located in every lens. The size of the 'hole' they create decide the depth of field the camera will capture. You're listening to KABC 790, home of the Dodgers. We give it now to Debra Mark in the news room, Debra, what's going on with Los Angeles?"
- salmon that wasn't cooked skin-down
- ^soggy salmon skin
- sashimi (really, I don't see the big deal... to me it just tastes like odd flavored mush... I much prefer the monkey brains)
- my crazy great aunt religious zealot who says "christianity is the only way because there are historical facts". Religion is literally faith, which she and a lot of others fail to understand. Religion is faith in the unknown, and that we cannot understand certain things because simply we may not be supposed to. Claiming to own a tome of documented facts (such as the stone of "jesus waz here") isn't faith, it's ignorance.
- having an AP class that might as well be renamed "AP Reading too far into things and writing essays on concepts that aren't present in the text"

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

and also the problem with just a spring operating the blade is that there's really nothing holding the blade firm. I've drawn up a few plans for those kinds but with locks, but they would require a second motion to unlock them, and I really want to make this just a one finger'd operation.

following that orange-colored plan, my biggest concerns are the arm stemming from the gear, and the little tooth that would lock the gear. I'm not planning on assassinating any templars just yet, but if I perform an arial assassination on a watermelon I don't want that shit breaking.

Have you ever seen how a Microtech works? They have locks on both ends and are quite a simple operation. However it would take quite the spring to operate the heavier blade you want.

Regards,

Jung

[Tom]

cdon.com (http://www.cdon.com/)

They gave me a badly wounded En Concert DVD. :(

[wasabi622]

- dogs that shed


You are aware that all dogs shed right?

[user472884]

You are aware that all dogs shed right?

not nearly as much as the ones I'm thinking off

[Människöpesten]

- people who don't respond to texts

[wasabi622]

- people who don't respond to texts

Even worse, people who text you with a question, but that question just confuses you more, so you ask them a question. But then they figured you don't know the answer to their question and just ignores yours. :mad:

[DrSmith]

-When I'm playing Oblivion, and I accidentally drop a ring, and it's tiny, and it rolls down a hill, and I can't find it!

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ish25j.png >mfw

[Människöpesten]

-when i'm playing oblivion, and i accidentally drop a ring, and it's tiny, and it rolls down a hill, and i can't find it!

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ish25j.png >mfw

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[wasabi622]

-Those annoying drunk youngsters wandering/shouting around outside my dorm.
It's quite unfortunate that my dorm, while the location is great in terms of getting to stores and classes.. is right next to frat central.

[Människöpesten]

-those annoying drunk youngsters wandering/shouting around outside my dorm.
It's quite unfortunate that my dorm, while the location is great in terms of getting to stores and classes.. Is right next to frat central.

kappa. Kappa. Kappa. Beta kappa omega.

[user472884]

-Those annoying drunk youngsters wandering/shouting around outside my dorm.
It's quite unfortunate that my dorm, while the location is great in terms of getting to stores and classes.. is right next to frat central.

*cough*

http://i55.tinypic.com/15hh174.jpg

[wasabi622]

*cough*

http://i55.tinypic.com/15hh174.jpg

Hahahaaa!! Oh Jalen, you crack me up. hahahaa

[Azhiri]

kappa. Kappa. Kappa. Beta kappa omega.

Nah mah man, Sigma Fly.

http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/imgdetail/will-smith-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air_011209090728.jpg


That's what's up.

-Will Smith doesn't do funny stuff anymore :'( His Fresh Prince of Bel-Air persona was my hero for like, two years.

-When you forget the consequences because it's early in the morning, and take a huge gulp of orange juice right after brushing your teeth.

-Accidentally mistaking grapefruit juice for orange juice. They need to make that packaging less identical.

-The two guys who kept trying to "holla at me" earlier at Wal-Mart. That's exactly why I prefer Target :p

[wasabi622]

kappa. Kappa. Kappa. Beta kappa omega.

I was actually wondering about that.. if there really is a frat/sorority called Kappa Kappa Kappa..

[user472884]

I was actually wondering about that.. if there really is a frat/sorority called Kappa Kappa Kappa..

kappa yo ass!

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/big_lebowski_walter_gun1.jpg


-The two guys who kept trying to "holla at me" earlier at Wal-Mart. That's exactly why I prefer Target :p

http://i55.tinypic.com/15hh174.jpg

[Människöpesten]

i know there's a sigma cai/kai? at CU boulder that got kicked off of the campus for starting too many shenanigans. anyway
- the Colorado Avalanche. they think they can stand up to the hawks? that stewart guy is a small man. +....
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[wasabi622]

Huh, I was just wondering if any frat was stupid enough to go by KKK. *shrugs*
I guess even frat boys aren't that stupid.

[Edcognito]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa

Huh, I was just wondering if any frat was stupid enough to go by KKK. *shrugs*
I guess even frat boys aren't that stupid.

Yeah, there is a sorority called "kappa, kappa, kappa". Can't remember where I've seen it, but its out there.


Ed:cool:

Just found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa

and this:
http://www.trikappa.org/

[wasabi622]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa



Yeah, there is a sorority called "kappa, kappa, kappa". Can't remember where I've seen it, but its out there.


Ed:cool:

Just found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa

and this:
http://www.trikappa.org/

Wow, so it does exist.. huh, would you look at that.

[Människöpesten]

the thing is, the Kappa kappa kappa sorority came BEFORE the KKK

[user472884]

- when people say "detail" like "duh-tail"

[AceTone]

"duh-tail"
... Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA)



which brings me to

-whenever this song is stuck in my head.

[Azhiri]

- when people say "detail" like "duh-tail"

And "advertisement" like "ad-vurtiss-mint"

[Synyster]

My girlfriend's lil brothers who tonight when I went to pick her up for our date. Yelled at me and threw rocks at me. It was kinda cute that they where protecting their big sister but still those where some big ass rocks.

[DrSmith]

And "advertisement" like "ad-vurtiss-mint"

:mad: That's the proper way to say it!

[user472884]

- going out and buying a paintball barrel bored at .685 because your friend got the same and it worked fine, and find that you broke every third ball

- after giving up and changing back to your stock .694 barrel, finding that you're still breaking paint like a mutherfugger

- being very quite for 10 minutes towards the side of the field, and then 10 people walk up and have their backs to you, and when you fire you hear that farting sound and see that you have 300 psi (I only barely got out of there with a shot to my gun)

- fucking kids who don't understand that if all fucking 8 of you hide behind the same fucking bunker, absolutely nothing happens game-wise and you just waste your money by shooting like dumbfucks literally at nothing (one told me that he was shooting in the air so when "they" hear the shots they'll "be so scared")

- headaches

- being at your friends house and you're really hot and you can't necessarily take off your pants or anything like that

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

- being at your friends house and you're really hot and you can't necessarily take off your pants or anything like that

Usually when it gets "hot" at a "friends" house it's assumed the pants are coming off.

Regards,

Jung

[Synyster]

Usually when it gets "hot" at a "friends" house it's assumed the pants are coming off.

Those where my thoughts exactly.

[Azhiri]

- fucking kids who don't understand that if all fucking 8 of you hide behind the same fucking bunker, absolutely nothing happens game-wise and you just waste your money by shooting like dumbfucks literally at nothing (one told me that he was shooting in the air so when "they" hear the shots they'll "be so scared")


The image I got from that made me laugh heartily and reminds me of Stripes.

-When I draw all over my arm out of boredom (I drew NYC on it yesterday) and it won't come off no matter how hard I scrub that night.

-When someone oversprays cheap air freshener.

[Människöpesten]

-When I draw all over my arm out of boredom (I drew NYC on it yesterday) and it won't come off no matter how hard I scrub that night.



hell yeah NYC. das ist mein city.

[user472884]

the commercial that starts out with "Did you know that even the leading brand of dish detergent leaves behind residue?"

Now hold the fuck up.... listen to what you just said,

You just told me that even if I buy the best soap out there, my dishes are still going to be fucked up, so what's the point of wasting my time going to the cleaning isle and picking up one of your bottles? I'd rather use tallow down at the crick

[Tom]

- The 50 year old guy living alone in the apartment above, watching childrens movies in the middle of the night so i can't sleep.

[DrSmith]

the commercial that starts out with "Did you know that even the leading brand of dish detergent leaves behind residue?"

Now hold the fuck up.... listen to what you just said,

You just told me that even if I buy the best soap out there, my dishes are still going to be fucked up, so what's the point of wasting my time going to the cleaning isle and picking up one of your bottles? I'd rather use tallow down at the crick

I heard a similar discussion on one of the podcasts I listen to. It was something like:

----"Did you know your cutting board has more bacteria than your toilet seat?"
----"Oh really? Then I guess that's not a problem. I've been eating all that bacteria and I'm just fine"

These ad-vertiss-ments are telling us their products are unnecessary. :rolleyes:

[user472884]

I'm more shocked that Americans are still using cutting boards, and in great enough number to warrant an infomercial

[DrSmith]

Really? What's wrong with cutting boards? I don't have one but I imagine people use them.

[The Gate Keeper]

I'm more shocked that Americans are still using cutting boards, and in great enough number to warrant an infomercial

I use a cutting board as I have granite counter tops and I dont wanna scratch them up.

[DrSmith]

-when people say (for example) «Jon and I» when they mean «Jon and Me». They don't understand when it's appropriate to say me or I so they always say I thinking it's correct. It's not always I! Learn how it works!

Jon and I are tired of this bullshit. Your failure to speak correctly offends Jon and me.

-It's especially infuriating when someone says «Jon and me» in the correct context, then someone tries to correct them. You imbecile, you have no right to be correcting anyone's grammar!

[user472884]

-when people say (for example) «Jon and I» when they mean «Jon and Me». They don't understand when it's appropriate to say me or I so they always say I thinking it's correct. It's not always I! Learn how it works!

Jon and I are tired of this bullshit. Your failure to speak correctly offends Jon and me.

-It's especially infuriating when someone says «Jon and me» in the correct context, then someone tries to correct them. You imbecile, you have no right to be correcting anyone's grammar!

Actually happened between two of my friends once

"Dude, you wrote 'Their really smart' but you spelt 'their' wrong"
"Well smartass how is it then?"
"It's 'there'"
"oh yea that's right"

[Fall]

Actually happened between two of my friends once

"Dude, you wrote 'Their really smart' but you spelt 'their' wrong"
"Well smartass how is it then?"
"It's 'there'"
"oh yea that's right"
Laughing my ass off. So much so that I spelled it out.
I ask for your permission to make this my facebook status. :D

[user472884]

Absolutely

-----------
- how the windows 98 computers in the library can open a 50 page pdf of large photos in 5 seconds, yet the fucking 2006 imac you're on freezes for four minutes from just trying to resize a window before ultimately crashing.

- Megan "I'm a chola hood rat, just listen to my bad and somewhat offensive Mexican accent" Johnson next to me here

Remember the infamous "gays live 20 years less" guy I've mentioned a few times? Here's his daily gem of setting knowledge back a few years
(In regards to the Christine O'Donnell ad, and the "taliban dan" ad)
me - "You can't be serious, [T.D. ad] is not credible at all! It's making a far-fetched comparison trying to tell dumb people that he is in fact an Islamic extremist living in Florida with the sole purpose of trying to rape and pillage American women... Look at the goddamn font man! I'm surprised that Revolution Muslim group hasn't threatened the makers of this commercial"

the genius - "no, did you even watch the commercial? he even said he wants women to submit to him and he wants them to keep their babies even if they were raped"

me - ".... the makers of the commercial only used part of the full speech"
*teacher plays original clip of him quoting the bible (or something, can't remember)*
"and also he didn't say he wanted that for raped women, the friggin' subtitles and female narrator did"

the future president of the confederate states - "doesn't matter, he still said them"

He later made an off topic remark towards christine o'donnell which if I remember correctly "I'd tap that"

[User22]

When the guys that take Autotech leave their mountain dew bottles lying around in front of your locker...

[Synyster]

Remember the infamous "gays live 20 years less" guy I've mentioned a few times? Here's his daily gem of setting knowledge back a few years
(In regards to the Christine O'Donnell ad, and the "taliban dan" ad)
me - "You can't be serious, [T.D. ad] is not credible at all! It's making a far-fetched comparison trying to tell dumb people that he is in fact an Islamic extremist living in Florida with the sole purpose of trying to rape and pillage American women... Look at the goddamn font man! I'm surprised that Revolution Muslim group hasn't threatened the makers of this commercial"

the genius - "no, did you even watch the commercial? he even said he wants women to submit to him and he wants them to keep their babies even if they were raped"

me - ".... the makers of the commercial only used part of the full speech"
*teacher plays original clip of him quoting the bible (or something, can't remember)*
"and also he didn't say he wanted that for raped women, the friggin' subtitles and female narrator did"

the future president of the confederate states - "doesn't matter, he still said them"

He later made an off topic remark towards christine o'donnell which if I remember correctly "I'd tap that"

Ugh I'd get really sick of that guy very fast in any of my classes. I'd also probably lose my temper and yell alot at him.

Today I went over to my girlfriends house to hang out little did I know her little brothers where there too. And they shot me with Airsoft guns. I swear Im gonna get them back I just dont know how.

[user472884]

I swear Im gonna get them back I just dont know how.
Flatulence, just saying.

[AlizéeInspired]

Flatulence, just saying.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/27/teehee128643165721235724.jpg


Tee hee :o

[User22]

-when the NFL cancels live streamings on justin.tv....why does copyright have to exist?!?!?!Actually, never mind that would be bad.

[Azhiri]

-I keep forgetting to (attempt to) bake those freaking cookies that are sitting in my cabinet right now! Too bad it's late or I'd go make them now..

[user472884]

- forgetting to quote the person you're responding to and your post comes across incorrectly
- finding out that your mom didn't properly close the lid to your sister's snake cage, and there's a 99% chance it went downstairs where both your rooms are
- discovering the snake is in the friggin' wall of your office
- having your most favoritest most comfortabelest couch that you like to nap on in there, and you can't even go in there for fear of
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Fw4BZ6O1Rrw/S1Zek1eOZSI/AAAAAAAAFOQ/hUztliO2Ag0/s800/snake+biting+nipple.JPG

[Fèvier]

-I keep forgetting to (attempt to) bake those freaking cookies that are sitting in my cabinet right now! Too bad it's late or I'd go make them now..

Coooooookieeeees!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm in the mood for some :p

[Azhiri]

- finding out that your mom didn't properly close the lid to your sister's snake cage, and there's a 99% chance it went downstairs where both your rooms are


One would think closing the lid to a snake's cage would be something you'd do with care and consideration :p

[Människöpesten]

going back after having a 4 day weekend.

[Azhiri]

- forgetting to quote the person you're responding to and your post comes across incorrectly


Oh, but at least we got to see a cute kitten picture. :D

-When you're drinking a passion fruit/guava smoothie and it tastes so amazing that you forget how cold it is and wind up with a HUGE brainfreeze. :(

-When you realize you forgot to check/look up something important and/or cool, and you open up a window and start to type it in.. but then you space out and totally forget what you were about to do.

going back after having a 4 day weekend.

YES.
Mine was only three-day but
YES.

-On Geoffrey's keyboard, the caps lock and 'A' buttons are WAAAAY closer than they were on my old laptop's keyboard, so almost every time I want to type an 'A' I end up caps locking instead. And then I don't realize till the whole sentence is already typed out. :(

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

-I keep forgetting to (attempt to) bake those freaking cookies that are sitting in my cabinet right now! Too bad it's late or I'd go make them now..

The late night is the perfect time for baking, beside we all know you were up for at least an hour after this post xD.

Regards,

Jung

[wasabi622]

Giving up every other Friday evening to the Army. Grrr

[user472884]

*nonchalant arm stretch*week long break next week, gonna chill in California*grunt*

- when you walk around for 12 hours and not have anyone tell you about the cut on your forehead, and the long drip of blood that dried in your forehead.
- procrastinating your homework till 2am, only to find that you didn't actually have any homework today (there goes my good night's sleep)
- (back story: I live in the basement and it's pretty much 'mine' (I'm the only person that goes down here, I'm responsible for cleaning it, etc). My bedroom is on one end of the basement, and my office is on the opposite end, about 80 feet away.)
Going into your office for the stapler and hearing at least 3 big-ass rats running around in the ceiling (they must be huge, I could hear exactly where they were running and each foot pounding down). There's already a fucking snake in the wall just behind my desk, now rats. I hope the snake takes them out before it dies.

[DrSmith]

-It's especially infuriating when someone says «Jon and me» in the correct context, then someone tries to correct them. You imbecile, you have no right to be correcting anyone's grammar!

Son of a bitch! I just saw this on Twitter:

http://i52.tinypic.com/m7w64g.jpg

You're wrong, Jim Norton, you stupid asshole! What are the odds that I stumbled across this Tweet the next day after I posted here complaining about people who do this? It's rampant! I almost wanted to reply to Jim Norton on Twitter, but the last thing I need to do is start and argument with him. I hate that guy.

[AlizéeInspired]

- forgetting to quote the person you're responding to and your post comes across incorrectly

It's ok. My picture still applies. :p

Oh, but at least we got to see a cute kitten picture. :D

Yeah! :D

[user472884]

The entire modern school system is an absolute tragic joke. Subjects being taught by unenthusiastic individuals whose goal is a yearly five-figure wage rather than the satisfaction of sharing their passion with their pupils is an absolute joke. Students forced to take classes that will never benefit them in life and deduct time away from other matters that would is a joke. Your intelligence, wisdom, and personality being judged by a fucking letter and accompanying quotient is a joke. I will fight to the death against anyone who disagrees.

(of course, there are those rare philosophical beings that truly love their craft, know it inside and out, and present it in such that their pupils adopt a similar passion. They are rare, and to be treasured)

[wasabi622]

The entire modern school system is an absolute tragic joke. Subjects being taught by unenthusiastic individuals whose goal is a yearly five-figure wage rather than the satisfaction of sharing their passion with their pupils is an absolute joke. Students forced to take classes that will never benefit them in life and deduct time away from other matters that would is a joke. Your intelligence, wisdom, and personality being judged by a fucking letter and accompanying quotient is a joke. I will fight to the death against anyone who disagrees.

(of course, there are those rare philosophical beings that truly love their craft, know it inside and out, and present it in such that their pupils adopt a similar passion. They are rare, and to be treasured)

I noticed you put this on facebook as well. What's going on bud? What brought about this outburst against the system?

[user472884]

meh....

I've spent the last few months completely reevaluating my views on life (not necessarily my life, just life and the world in general) and what it's become.

I'm not going to go into detail about my findings here.

It's just out of all the ridiculousness in the world, this whole "school" bullshit has gotten me so fucking angry I had to share my views.

--------

FUCKING SPAMMING MOTHER FUCKERS WHO DESERVE TO BE CASTRATED WITH A BASEBALL BAT LIKE "mizzymane"

[AlizéeInspired]

Ah, I know exactly what you are saying Jalen. Sadly, it won't change anytime soon until someone outside of the system does something about it. Or even better, perhaps, from inside the system.

[User22]

meh....

I've spent the last few months completely reevaluating my views on life (not necessarily my life, just life and the world in general) and what it's become.

I'm not going to go into detail about my findings here.

It's just out of all the ridiculousness in the world, this whole "school" bullshit has gotten me so :eek::eek::eek::eek:ing angry I had to share my views.


I totally agree my man...

I want to go into Computer Science, so shouldn't I take classes to do with it, besides waste time in classes like Earth Science(biggest joke ever)?

[user472884]

I totally agree my man...

I want to go into Computer Science, so shouldn't I take classes to do with it, besides waste time in classes like Earth Science(biggest joke ever)?

I've almost lost complete faith in humanity for the sole reason that Ceramics 5 is offered at my school.

[wasabi622]

-How small my garbage can is. I feel like I have to empty it twice a damn day! But I'm too cheap to go buy my own, so I guess I just have to deal with it..

[Azhiri]

I've almost lost complete faith in humanity for the sole reason that Ceramics 5 is offered at my school.

My school has an entire year-long class called "Fables and Fairytales". I signed up for Art 1 and they put me in Fairytales instead. We do literally nothing academically. I usually listen to my iPod and drink Gatorade while perfecting my paper throwing star skills with the rest of the class in the back. Our teacher is senile and usually asleep. One time half the class just left and went to the computer lab.

I feel your pain, Jalen. I do. This is a travesty.

[wasabi622]

My school has an entire year-long class called "Fables and Fairytales". I signed up for Art 1 and they put me in Fairytales instead. We do literally nothing academically. I usually listen to my iPod and drink Gatorade while perfecting my paper throwing star skills with the rest of the class in the back. Our teacher is senile and usually asleep. One time half the class just left and went to the computer lab.

I feel your pain, Jalen. I do. This is a travesty.

I go to probably the largest school in Illinois.. and yet, we don't have Zoology. WTF?! :mad:
Zoology is much more interesting than animal sciences. Honestly, I couldn't care less about the marbling in my meat or how to judge cattle. I ain't a friggen farmer!

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

I ain't a friggen farmer!

Well it's a good thing you haven't tried to plant some cattle then. A rancher would be much more suited to cattle :p, there are those that dabble in both however. So there is possibly something you could take out of said class.

Regards,

Jung

[Fall]

- How ridiculously close ' is to Enter on my keyboard :mad:

[User22]

I've almost lost complete faith in humanity for the sole reason that Ceramics 5 is offered at my school.

You probably can't comprehend the amount of people I just told that haha...WHAT A JOKE...I can't believe they offer that.

[wasabi622]

My forgetfulness.

Today I left and returned to my room 3 fricken times back to back.
Once because it was too cold outside and I wanted to grab my sweater.
Twice because I needed to grab a document I had to turn in.
Thrice because I left my I-Card(which is an identity card that lets me in/out of my dorm, lets me get food, etc) in my room. I had to wait until a janitor happened to be heading off to clean my dorm and snuck in that way.

My memory's failing me at my feeble age..

[User22]

My forgetfulness.

Today I left and returned to my room 3 fricken times back to back.
Once because it was too cold outside and I wanted to grab my sweater.
Twice because I needed to grab a document I had to turn in.
Thrice because I left my I-Card(which is an identity card that lets me in/out of my dorm, lets me get food, etc) in my room. I had to wait until a janitor happened to be heading off to clean my dorm and snuck in that way.

My memory's failing me at my feeble age..

Once you get back on, just get a nice glass of Chocolate Milk and take a deep breath and watch En Concert....it helps me out alot:D

[wasabi622]

Once you get back on, just get a nice glass of Chocolate Milk and take a deep breath and watch En Concert....it helps me out alot:D

I'd friggen love to! But I need to gulp down some dinner in a bit then head out to research. Grrr..

[User22]

I'd friggen love to! But I need to gulp down some dinner in a bit then head out to research. Grrr..

Ahhh I see, just take a sick day sometime soon:p

[user472884]

- desperate housewives

[wasabi622]

- How friggen long it takes the pressure to go down in an autoclave.

Half my research time was spent on waiting for the pressure to get low enough for me to open up the damn thing. :mad:

[Tchaikovsky]

- Kids on Xbox Live.

[User22]

-Chaikoffskee's:

>>>Click me!<<<


>>>Don't click me.<<<

Thing....so annoying!!! I love youthough:D

[user472884]

- xbox live in general
- how the air pressure of the heater vents in your room MUST be set on "old granny fart"
- getting weird looks saying that yes, if the opportunity arose, I would definitely try leopard sushi (funny/smartass teacher gives ridiculous team names for review games).
"I think that if I ever went to Africa or something on a giant world tour I'd probably try leopard sushi. I'd probably be a sashimi though. I mean seriously, I'd never get the opportunity again and who else would be able to say they tried leopard?"
*gets stares like I'm eating my own shit in the corner of the room*

[wasabi622]

Well it's a good thing you haven't tried to plant some cattle then. A rancher would be much more suited to cattle :p, there are those that dabble in both however. So there is possibly something you could take out of said class.

Regards,

Jung

Oh, I've worked more than I wanted to with farm animals. I've worked with them both alive, dead, and somewhere in between as well. Though, I'm not sure what you mean by "plant cattle".. :blink:

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Oh, I've worked more than I wanted to with farm animals. I've worked with them both alive, dead, and somewhere in between as well. Though, I'm not sure what you mean by "plant cattle".. :blink:

Farmers plant crops, Rancher herd cattle and such. Just playing with words.

Regards,

Jung

[user472884]

Though, I'm not sure what you mean by "plant cattle".. :blink:

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

[wasabi622]

Farmers plant crops, Rancher herd cattle and such. Just playing with words.

Regards,

Jung

Hahaaa, all righty, I geddit now!

So I guess ranchers should herd crops? :p

[Tchaikovsky]

-Chaikoffskee's:

>>>Click me!<<<


>>>Don't click me.<<<

Thing....so annoying!!! I love youthough:D

Wuteva u just jealous.

[user472884]

what the shit is this? today's lunch is only 35 minutes rather than 50?

[AlizéeInspired]

what the shit is this? today's lunch is only 35 minutes rather than 50?

Man, I always hated when they'd cut the lunch short too :mad:. And they would always say that it was the same as always like we were stupid and couldn't tell time or something. It started to happen so much that I got people in on it with me to just stay sitting there to continue eating their lunch well after the bell would ring. And man, that lunch lady hated my lunch table so much lol. She hated my lunch table so much that she actually moved the table that we always sat at to the other side of the lunch room in an attempt to seperate us HAHAHA! And you know what? She FAILED! HAHAHA!

[user472884]

her failure amuses me. :|

Edit:

- How it would seem 99.9% of teenage girls strive to appear as whores. Seriously... from my observer's tree stand I see that more and more girls are wearing those black stretchy pant things and foregoing the underwear (my friend and I can confirm this with the three cases we personally witnessed), wearing their jeans and actually pulling down the front as low as possible (I'm not even kidding, I mean thumb-inside forcing downwards) in what I believe is the effort to expose as much pubic mons as possible (as well as pulling their shirts up an inch or two, and tying it in a not on their back as to make themselves look as skinny* as possible).

While you're at it, the horrid amounts of walmart makeup and high heels when you're fucking 14 isn't necessary.

*On the "skinny is key" thing... I don't understand it at all. I saw a girl a while ago crying because she couldn't stop being anorexic or else she'd fatten up.... I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if I'm looking for a woman I don't want to be afraid I'm going to snap her in half... I want someone that looks healthy, is that too hard to ask?

Edit:

- furries.
- chicks who wear fake tails and cat's ears like it's as normal as a watch

[User22]

- How it would seem 99.9% of teenage girls strive to appear as whores. Seriously... from my observer's tree stand I see that more and more girls are wearing those black stretchy pant things and foregoing the underwear (my friend and I can confirm this with the three cases we personally witnessed), wearing their jeans and actually pulling down the front as low as possible (I'm not even kidding, I mean thumb-inside forcing downwards) in what I believe is the effort to expose as much pubic mons as possible (as well as pulling their shirts up an inch or two, and tying it in a not on their back as to make themselves look as skinny* as possible).

While you're at it, the horrid amounts of walmart makeup and high heels when you're fucking 14 isn't necessary.

*On the "skinny is key" thing... I don't understand it at all. I saw a girl a while ago crying because she couldn't stop being anorexic or else she'd fatten up.... I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if I'm looking for a woman I don't want to be afraid I'm going to snap her in half... I want someone that looks healthy, is that too hard to ask?

Agreed, it is just nasty walking up the stairs and you can see right up their skirts....and it usually happens to me when there is a super unnatractive girl that is trying to look hot with all that walmart makeup and high heels haha. And man, so many "skinny skanks" at our school(that's what we name them). They think they are so hot by burning all the muscle, fat, and losing bone density just to try and be accepted. Girls are freaks man, I don't want to be ramming a girl and all of a sudden her knees break and I have to rush her to the hospital ahahaha. But yah, gain some wait women! Stop making sammiches for men and eat a couple yourself!

[Människöpesten]

i love xbawx. mainly because i'm an internet bully and i make kids mad.

[User22]

i love xbawx. mainly because i'm an internet bully and i make kids mad.

I can see you being that person...

Manni:Stop nube-tubing you f#&$ing jerk!!! I almost had a nuke!!!
12-year-old:Mommy! Some bully is bullying me:(:(:(

You tell 'em Manni:D

[user472884]

12-year-old:mommy! Some bully is bullying me:(:(:(


and don't forget my chocolate milk, you whore

[wasabi622]

How easily my hands get cold and numb. It's not even that cold, but I was out in the field, and now my hands are very slow and clumsy due to the slight cold.

[User22]

How easily my hands get cold and numb. It's not even that cold, but I was out in the field, and now my hands are very slow and clumsy due to the slight cold.

running a one mile race in while its snowing(without gloves, leggings, and under armour) also sucks really bad....and when you sweat and the cold air freezes the sweat....oh goodness, not looking forward to winter track this year, and the cold air burns your nose...

[Fèvier]

running a one mile race in while its snowing(without gloves, leggings, and under armour) also sucks really bad....and when you sweat and the cold air freezes the sweat....oh goodness, not looking forward to winter track this year, and the cold air burns your nose...

It's already snowing!?!?!? :eek:

[User22]

It's already snowing!?!?!? :eek:

Oh no, I was refering to last year's winter track season. Hopefully it doesn't snow too much during this season...I hate running and having snow hit my face. Sometimes I seriously just went fully numb during races, I would have to go into the heated bathrooms and bear the nasty smell of hot poo and sweat haha. But man running is my life...and Alizee of course.

I get pissed when people post on the forums too much, they need to stop being addicted to posting...oh nevermind, I'm complaining about myself...:p:D

[wasabi622]

How long research takes!

I can never leave when I plan to.

Yesterday, I was going to stay for an hour, but ended up staying for about 2 and a half hours. Today, I was going to do the same, stay for an hours, get some work done, then leave.. but no! I ended up staying there for 3 and a half hours. GAHHH!


running a one mile race in while its snowing(without gloves, leggings, and under armour) also sucks really bad....and when you sweat and the cold air freezes the sweat....oh goodness, not looking forward to winter track this year, and the cold air burns your nose...

I know what you mean! Sometimes we have to run 6 miles in the morning in our friggen PTs.. I can taste the blood in the back of my throat.. *shivers*

[Fall]

What pisses me off the most out of anything I've ever posted on here.

Is that my aunt who recently came over to visit us for a month or so all the way from Spain. Not only knows of Alizée. But has seen and could have brought me tons of Zée collectibles (gotta love the EU), but ALSO. Saw. Zée. In. Concert. :eek:
*MADJEALOUSRAGE*

[Azhiri]

-PATCH 4.0 ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

WoW Community: "OMG OMG NEW PATCH NEW OPPRTUNITIES OMG I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT OUR CLASS CHANGES OMGOMGOMG"

-4 days of downloading, re-downloading, and failing to install later-

Blizzard:

http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr212/Takorax/trollface.jpg

"Problem guys?"

[User22]

What pisses me off the most out of anything I've ever posted on here.

Is that my aunt who recently came over to visit us for a month or so all the way from Spain. Not only knows of Alizée. But has seen and could have brought me tons of Zée collectibles (gotta love the EU), but ALSO. Saw. Zée. In. Concert. :eek:
*MADJEALOUSRAGE*

.....I can't feel my legs....

[user472884]

I can't feel your legs either

[User22]

I can't feel your legs either

Ok man that was a close one, ok I am over being jealous...

-People that you are selling stuff to online that you need to meet up with(rocket engines) and you keep cancelling dates of meeting up since I can't control anything...

[wasabi622]

-When businesses change their office hours without letting you know.

I bought 10 bus tickets online at the beginning of the semester, so that if I needed a bus ticket, I just need to go and pick them up. They used to open from 8am till 5pm. But now, they're only open from 3pm to 5pm.. WTF?! Now I can't get my tickets(that I've already paid for) in time, so I have to buy ANOTHER damn ticket from them. Bastards. :mad:

[User22]

-When businesses change their office hours without letting you know.


Man they be ripping you of! Complain to them and you'll get it for free haha.

[user472884]

-When businesses change their office hours without letting you know.

I bought 10 bus tickets online at the beginning of the semester, so that if I needed a bus ticket, I just need to go and pick them up. They used to open from 8am till 5pm. But now, they're only open from 3pm to 5pm.. WTF?! Now I can't get my tickets(that I've already paid for) in time, so I have to buy ANOTHER damn ticket from them. Bastards. :mad:

You could do what I did at the Jefferson memorial; break in the mothercandleshoer and jack a ticket (or in my case, brochure)

It wasn't technically breaking in, the little sign said 'closed', but the door unlocked after two pulls of the door.

[User22]

You could do what I did at the Jefferson memorial; break in the mothercandleshoer and jack a ticket (or in my case, brochure)

It wasn't technically breaking in, the little sign said 'closed', but the door unlocked after two pulls of the door.

I'm surprised a red alert alarm didn't go off and that you didn't get tackled onto the hard floor and arrested....but yah cool story bruh:D

[user472884]

I'm surprised a red alert alarm didn't go off and that you didn't get tackled onto the hard floor and arrested....but yah cool story bruh:D

Yea, I walk around telling all ladies "Yeah, so I like broke into Washington DC and escaped unscathed. I am Nicolas Cage, bitches"


Nah. If you ever go there you can literally open the door, and just lean in a little to the front desk and grab a brochure (that was my thing during the trip, I kept brochures of everywhere I went, including something about a "Starwars recreation day sponsored by the LDS")

[User22]

Yea, I walk around telling all ladies "Yeah, so I like broke into Washington DC and escaped unscathed. I am Nicolas Cage, bitches"


Nah. If you ever go there you can literally open the door, and just lean in a little to the front desk and grab a brochure (that was my thing during the trip, I kept brochures of everywhere I went, including something about a "Starwars recreation day sponsored by the LDS")

Hahahaha you are Nicholas Cage:p

But yah that's pretty awesome....I despise going to DC now, cause I have been there at least 30 times since I live so close....it gets boring real quick. And looking at museums all day can get boring quick too

[wasabi622]

-When a simple 2 and a half hour bus ride back to campus ends up taking 5 hours instead.

[Azhiri]

-Getting this and the "what makes you happy?" thread mixed up and posting this there instead :p

-When the ketchup bottle at your table is empty. And you tell the person waiting on you but they never bring you any. I CAN'T EAT WITHOUT KETCHUP, LADY.

-When I don't get the waiter who looks exactly like David Duchovny and calls me "sweetheart" at Chili's.

(there is nobody and there will never be anybody who is more attractive than David Duchovny was in the 90's by the way)

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g102/scarlett_fever55/Delish%20DD/dav-duc-ps9.jpg

That is the main reason the X-Files was my favorite show for years.

[Människöpesten]

when you get this

You have successfully submitted your application. Please refer back to this page periodically to check your status.
Your application is incomplete. Please forward the following items to the Office of Admissions:
Additional Information needed. Please contact our office
SPECIFY WHAT YOU NEED DAMN IT

[wasabi622]

-How horrible espresso tastes.

Seriously, it's fricken gross! I don't know why anyone would drink it out of enjoyment..

[Fèvier]

-When the ketchup bottle at your table is empty. And you tell the person waiting on you but they never bring you any. I CAN'T EAT WITHOUT KETCHUP, LADY.


I fucking love ketchup! I always use the most amount of ketchup for fries, hamburgers, and hot dogs. and if I'm in Mexico, then on pizza too (they don't put tomato sauce on the pizza! :eek: ) so I resort to the next best thing... KETCHUP!!!

when you get this

You have successfully submitted your application. Please refer back to this page periodically to check your status.
Your application is incomplete. Please forward the following items to the Office of Admissions:
Additional Information needed. Please contact our office
SPECIFY WHAT YOU NEED DAMN IT

Oh the joys of applications. don't worry Männi, I'm right there with you. :p

[user472884]

-How horrible espresso tastes.

Seriously, it's fricken gross! I don't know why anyone would drink it out of enjoyment..

meh...

my beef with coffee nowadays is all this trendy-I'm-drinking-this-because-it-makes-me-look-smart-and-cool shit.

"Can I get a Capamolazzinirinivicinapolatic?"
"Sure!"
*Adds milk, heavy cream, carmel sauce, cinnamon, chocolate syrup, a hershey kiss, crushed peppermints, peanut butter, jelly, hummus, strawberries... and just a tiny splash of coffee*

[wasabi622]

meh...

my beef with coffee nowadays is all this trendy-I'm-drinking-this-because-it-makes-me-look-smart-and-cool shit.

"Can I get a Capamolazzinirinivicinapolatic?"
"Sure!"
*Adds milk, heavy cream, carmel sauce, cinnamon, chocolate syrup, a hershey kiss, crushed peppermints, peanut butter, jelly, hummus, strawberries... and just a tiny splash of coffee*

The only reason I'm drinking it is because I need to stay awake. I never have any sort of caffeine, so by having this espresso, it'll keep me going for a really fricken long time. Hell, just a mocha latte kept me going for about 14 hours!

[Fèvier]

The only reason I'm drinking it is because I need to stay awake. I never have any sort of caffeine, so by having this espresso, it'll keep me going for a really fricken long time. Hell, just a mocha latte kept me going for about 14 hours!

fuck yeah! mocha lattes FTW! especially Iced ones :D

[neoteny]

politics. enough said!

[user472884]

- caffeine

a waste of money. Literally has zero effect on me.

[wasabi622]

- caffeine

a waste of money. Literally has zero effect on me.

Used to be the same for me back in high school, but then I went on a health spurge and didn't have any sort of caffeinated drink for about 10 months(up till now). So now even a little bit of caffeine will have a big impact on me because my body isn't used to it.

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

-How horrible espresso tastes.

Seriously, it's fricken gross! I don't know why anyone would drink it out of enjoyment..

Espressos are meant to be made with Vodka.

Regards,

Jung

[Människöpesten]

Oh the joys of applications. don't worry Männi, I'm right there with you. :p

i'm about to kick it in the head. it's like...the fuck

[wasabi622]

Espressos are meant to be made with Vodka.

Regards,

Jung

Espresso with Vodka?

I have never heard of that. You seem to know everything when it comes to vodka!

[Azhiri]

Jung is the vodka wizard.

-When you are so psyched to march in the rain but Stout makes you do music drills inside instead, just because he and Shannon (drill writer dude) spot some "dangerous" lightning. I'm marching a wooden instrument, I'll be fine (I'd feel bad for tthe tubas though).

-Finding random paint splotches on my hands even though I haven't been near any paint.

-Getting grouped with the slacking-est kids in the class for a project and looking mean when you refuse to do everyone else's work for them.

-Grape seeds.

[Människöpesten]

Jung is the vodka wizard.



-Getting grouped with the slacking-est kids in the class for a project and looking mean when you refuse to do everyone else's work for them.



yus.
and i appear as this guy. and then when i get into the group. i drop MASSIVE hammers and people freak out. it's priceless every time.

[wasabi622]

-Brain farts.

I studied my ass off for my genetics exam as well as for my Army doctrine exam right? I did great on my genetics exam, but for the doctrine exam, for the life of me, I could not remember what the 2 types of movement to contact was. Normally, that'd just mean that I needed to study more, but we've been doing movement to contact in lab and class so many times! I knew what they were, but could not recall what the proper term for them were. My brain literally tickled from trying so hard to recall it. :mad:

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Espresso with Vodka?

I have never heard of that. You seem to know everything when it comes to vodka!

Use vodka where losers use water.

Jung is the vodka wizard.

You can just simply do anything with Vodka.

Regards,

Jung

[Fèvier]

Use vodka where losers use water.



You can just simply do anything with Vodka.

Regards,

Jung

Jajajaja. That will be something to be kept in mind...... Once I'm 21 of course ;)

[wasabi622]

Jajajaja. That will be something to be kept in mind...... Once I'm 21 of course ;)

Aww, live a little! :p

(For the record, I am joking. Underage drinking is a serious problem that should not be taken lightly. But seriously.. it's awesome. :p)

[user472884]

- underaged drinking when the end result isn't necessarily to get drunk and/or have a good time... but for the sole purpose of drinking underaged. I know for a fact you can't have nearly as much fun with that dinky little red plastic cup which you photographed and put on facebook as I could have with a forty and Wii sports alone in my room.

- "7up"... what's the point?

- finding a really cool book in the store, and as you always do, reach back and pull the 10th book back to make sure you get a good, uncandleshoe'd up book, and when you get back to your room you find a few pages had minor, but noticeable water damage

Edit:

- the reebok commercial that is

ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, shoes, ass, ass, ass, asses walking down the street holding hands.

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

- "7up"... what's the point?

So one can make a 7and7.

Regards,

Jung

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

@Jung He's too young to get excited about that; heck, I'm too young!
-When people don't have a facebook
I'm looking at YOU, Rami! :mad: Naw just kidding I love you! :wub:
Or am I?

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

@Jung He's too young to get excited about that; heck, I'm too young!

That's just silly.

Regards,

Jung

[Människöpesten]

Roberto Luongo

[wasabi622]

Roberto Luongo

Why do you hate this man? (I'm too lazy to simply google him, so enlighten me!)

[user472884]

constant ads on hulu

constant ads that don't friggin buffer

[wasabi622]

-The fact that drinking coke at dinner (nearly 7 hours ago) is enough caffeine to keep awake all night.

Seriously, my caffeine tolerance has all but disappeared.

[Människöpesten]

Why do you hate this man? (I'm too lazy to simply google him, so enlighten me!)

because he, and the rest of the canucks, for some random reason decided to make a huge deal out of playing the blackhawks. he's also really overrated. :P. i think he also talked a massive amount of shit prior to the series in the playoffs last year, and the canucks lost :P
on a side note, Go Hawks.

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

-Bolt Farming
-Gem farming
-dark eco farming
-cash farming
-simolian farming
-gold farming
I think you get the point.

[wasabi622]

-Bolt Farming
-Gem farming
-dark eco farming
-cash farming
-simolian farming
-gold farming
I think you get the point.

Uh... you don't like farming? Or just non-food farming? :blink:

[user472884]

- always getting really excited to get a cold can of hawaiian punch... and then being really disappointed because you remember with the first sip that "oh yea.... it's hawaiian punch"

[Azhiri]

-The refs at the game we played tonight! They made a bunch of bs calls against us, none of which had any grounds (I was watching the whole time), and then the other team quite visibly did pass interference and the refs didn't call them out on it. They also took two seconds off the timer when we had the ball near the end of the game (reducing it to six seconds). Then when we went to throw the ball through the field goal, it went a bit high up but it did go through and they said it didn't count. Meanwhile, the opposing team was way off and they gave them three points for it to win them the game - field goals aren't even worth that many points! :mad:

[Människöpesten]

-The refs at the game we played tonight! They made a bunch of bs calls against us, none of which had any grounds (I was watching the whole time), and then the other team quite visibly did pass interference and the refs didn't call them out on it. They also took two seconds off the timer when we had the ball near the end of the game (reducing it to six seconds). Then when we went to throw the ball through the field goal, it went a bit high up but it did go through and they said it didn't count. Meanwhile, the opposing team was way off and they gave them three points for it to win them the game - field goals aren't even worth that many points! :mad:

oh my god you should have seen me. i was literally yelling at refs once at my soccer game. got a yellow card for it. but yeah, it was like that at the hawks game on weds. Vancouver got away with shitloads.

[user472884]

- how the hotels with the slowest (I mean, embarrassingly slow) internet are the only ones that charge.

- Anaheim Sheraton

- the stereotype tourist

- the tourist who a week before his trip, will buy a thousand dollar dslr thinking that it'll automatically give them better pictures, and only mount on it a 55-200mm.... WHAT THE CANDLESHOE ARE YOU THINKING?

- idiot tourists who walk around with their popup flash out on their dslr

- how the people working security at our nations airports are young fuckheads who don't do shit except talk about who "they fucked last weekend at harper's" and how she might even be "jessica alba's sister"

- the guy who sits on the floor in the middle of the gate (you know, the guy that has a marylin manson haircut, black jacket with many d-rings all with little locks on them, knee-high boots, skinny jeans, red lipstick, sweatband with safety pins in it, that guy, you know?) and just does the first notes of Enter the Sandman like a fucktard trying to get everyone to look at him

- chicks who play games

- the person at the gate manning the microphone who doesn't understand that if you are rubbing the microphone with your lips as you speak, no-one can understand a word you're saying, so don't bitch when I ask you to repeat yourself

- overly loud and boisterous luggage (sequins? really?)

- the guy who comes up to me taking pictures and has the audacity/balls to ask me "How many pictures can that thing hold?"

[wasabi622]

-When I accidentally overdose on nyquil and end up oversleeping by 5 hours.

[user472884]

- when I accidentally overdose on Nyquil and end up spending 5 hours trying to dodge falling geometric shapes (imagine Geometry Wars, but with 3d forms) and you just keep running and running and all of a sudden the universe turns into an x-y-z graph and you're just running through the coordinates and then ALL OF SUDDEN you're laying on the floor and a GIGANTIC PLASTIC WAGON is about to run over your head (remember Toy Story?)

On a side note, as a follow up to the chick-games thing, this chick that was in this group of friends I was hanging out with the other day somehow get's my phone number and texts me "So, I guess we're like... married now right?"

Bitch, FIRST OF ALL I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, SECOND YOU KEPT REACHING ACROSS THE TABLE SO I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR FLABBY ARM IN MY FACE THE WHOLE NIGHT, THIRD I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN PALM A BASKETBALL SO LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY BIATCH

[wasabi622]

- when I accidentally overdose on Nyquil and end up spending 5 hours trying to dodge falling geometric shapes (imagine Geometry Wars, but with 3d forms) and you just keep running and running and all of a sudden the universe turns into an x-y-z graph and you're just running through the coordinates and then ALL OF SUDDEN you're laying on the floor and a GIGANTIC PLASTIC WAGON is about to run over your head (remember Toy Story?)

On a side note, as a follow up to the chick-games thing, this chick that was in this group of friends I was hanging out with the other day somehow get's my phone number and texts me "So, I guess we're like... married now right?"

Bitch, FIRST OF ALL I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, SECOND YOU KEPT REACHING ACROSS THE TABLE SO I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR FLABBY ARM IN MY FACE THE WHOLE NIGHT, THIRD I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN PALM A BASKETBALL SO LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY BIATCH

You live a life of adventure Jalen, I wish I had them crazy visions. Since I'm an old man, I just get really groggy when I wake up. It's kind of disappointing.

[Azhiri]

-The word "moist". It is a terrible word and should be abolished from the English language.

-My psychotic biology teacher who regularly compares herself to Stalin. ("I AM THE DICTATOR OF THIS CLASSROOM. I AM STALIN AND YOU ARE THE RUSSIANS. NOW SHUT UP.")

[Rictor]

-My psychotic biology teacher who regularly compares herself to Stalin. ("I AM THE DICTATOR OF THIS CLASSROOM. I AM STALIN AND YOU ARE THE RUSSIANS. NOW SHUT UP.")

If my best friend were in that classroom with you, I guarantee you he could make your teacher quit within a week. I'm not even kidding. He used to have that power over teachers. He would humiliate them to the point where they would never show up again. I don't think I can sum up in a few sentences just how amazing this man is...but yeah, your teacher sounds silly. :p

Edit:

Oh - on topic -

I saw the most disgusting human being on the planet today on the LIRR (train). He was this really dirty looking idiot. Chubby and had less than a quarter of an ounce of refinement if refinement could be weighed in ounces. Let me tell you what this idiot actually did openly in public in front of all of us: he took his pinky finger and used it to clear the earwax from his ugly ears before blowing on it like an idiot. And then he took his index finger and used it to pick his nose for a good five minutes straight. HE JUST WOULDN'T STOP. HE DID IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And not only that - but after he dug up the "prize," he proceeded to EAT IT. HE ATE IT. OMG WTF I HAD NO IDEA SOMEONE LIKE THIS EVEN EXISTED. WTF!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST.

[Azhiri]

If my best friend were in that classroom with you, I guarantee you he could make your teacher quit within a week. I'm not even kidding. He used to have that power over teachers. He would humiliate them to the point where they would never show up again. I don't think I can sum up in a few sentences just how amazing this man is...but yeah, your teacher sounds silly. :p


We actually did make our first french teacher quit, my class is that bad. Unfortunately it's a different bunch in biology but I think if it were the same people we could make the dictator run far, far away.

[user472884]

made me lol
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090308112629/uncyclopedia/images/f/fc/Stalin_mario.jpg

[Azhiri]

made me lol
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090308112629/uncyclopedia/images/f/fc/Stalin_mario.jpg

There's a very similar picture like that featuring pokemon but I can't be bothered to find it atm...


-Having ANY kind of plaque on my teeth. I inspect my mouth every morning cause I'm a freak like that, and every little bit has to be gone before I can leave the house. After eating I repeat the process.

[user472884]

-Having ANY kind of plaque on my teeth. I inspect my mouth every morning cause I'm a freak like that, and every little bit has to be gone before I can leave the house. After eating I repeat the process.

Yep.

Whatever the brush and floss can't handle, I use an x-acto #11

works like a charm.

[Azhiri]

Yep.

Whatever the brush and floss can't handle, I use an x-acto #11

works like a charm.

Floss is my best friend.
I would not put an x-acto knife anywhere near my gums, however.

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/?p=5475

[user472884]

Floss is my best friend.
I would not put an x-acto knife anywhere near my gums, however.


You just need practice. Break a dorito or something in half and practice with that first.

Legit wrap-around-fingers-till-purple floss or plastic handle things?

[Azhiri]

I cut off my circulation daily with my spearmint string.

The handle things just.. I just hate them.

[user472884]

The handle things just.. I just hate them.

Why? *as I clench my fists with rage*

[Azhiri]

Why? *as I clench my fists with rage*

Because if I find an imperfection in the back of my mouth at school where I don't have my toothbrush I practically kill myself trying to get to it >:[

That's why I now carry Wisps.

[user472884]

Wisps are a joke. Wanna know how to make the wisp as effective as it can be? BRUSH YO TEEFIES THOROUGHLY THE FIRST TIME

Wanna know how to make wisp carrying fuckin' badass?

(I'm sure you can imagine how much I love this video)

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Edit:

- How 90% of people who play paintball don't have the faintest clue about "gun safety"

- This guy
Really, not much pisses me off (I misspelled that so many time due to laughing so hard), but EVERYTHING about this guy pisses me off.

His face, his teeth, his voice, his thoughts, (thank god I moved to a different state than him), his mannerisms....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs397.ash2/67529_1634455346966_1404156050_31682038_441748_n.j pg

[Azhiri]

That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen and that man should win a medal.

Edit:

- This guy
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs397.ash2/67529_1634455346966_1404156050_31682038_441748_n.j pg

He looks kind of high..

[Fèvier]

Awww. Look at you two love spamming this thread again. :p

[user472884]

It's not spamming if it's legitimate data that complies with the topic of the thread.

Spam, other than Shoulder Pork and Ham, would be random bullshit and/or unwanted advertisement, such as

Cheap Canadian Viagra! (http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/25/caramelldansen.swf)

or

Want to change the world? Click here to learn how! (http://www.profileking.org/comments/Funny/21.gif)

[wasabi622]

The love in thsi thread makes my heart cockles tickle. :wub: :p

[user472884]

The love in thsi thread makes my heart cockles tickle. :wub: :p

that's not an easy post to read when you're really tired... easy to make mistakes....

Edit:

Opsgear, and their fucking 200% markups

Manufacturer:
http://www.rap4.com/paintball/store/tippmann-a5-k36-body-shroud

Opsgear:
http://www.opsgear.com/index/page/product/product_id/2065/category_id/236/category_chain/69,236/product_name/Tippmann+A5+Shroud+-+G36C

(yes, I know it's actually 175%, but all complaints against my math should be submitted in kisses to my ass)

[wasabi622]

-This fricken weather.

It was in the low 30s last friday, and today it was in the low 70s. WTF IS UP WITH THIS STUPID WEATHER?!

[user472884]

-This fricken weather.

It was in the low 30s last friday, and today it was in the low 70s. WTF IS UP WITH THIS STUPID WEATHER?!

Blame the Dharma Initiative.

[Azhiri]

Mhmm, watch out for random flashes of light and headaches.

-I just got a new computer, which, when I plugged my iPod into, deleted all my downloaded music so now I have to re-download said pirated mp3's. :(

can someone hook me up with a good place to download some Alizee, by the way?

[wasabi622]

Mhmm, watch out for random flashes of light and headaches.



I actually totally understand what that means.. when I have a headache coming, I'll usually see these weird flashes of light.. :blink:

So what do those have to do with the Dharma Initiative?

[Fèvier]

Mhmm, watch out for random flashes of light and headaches.

-I just got a new computer, which, when I plugged my iPod into, deleted all my downloaded music so now I have to re-download said pirated mp3's. :(

can someone hook me up with a good place to download some Alizee, by the way?

*meow!* ^_^

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4199

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5956

First page of each....

[wasabi622]

Those teeth whitening commercials.

Not everyone's teeth are supposed to be them pearly whites! Heck, teeth shouldn't even be that white. People are so fricken stupid, always trying to get something to look "naturally clean" when it ain't fricken natural!

[user472884]

Mhmm, watch out for random flashes of light and headaches.

-I just got a new computer, which, when I plugged my iPod into, deleted all my downloaded music so now I have to re-download said pirated mp3's. :(

can someone hook me up with a good place to download some Alizee, by the way?

I bet you didn't have "manually manage music" checked, huh?

I actually totally understand what that means.. when I have a headache coming, I'll usually see these weird flashes of light.. :blink:

So what do those have to do with the Dharma Initiative?

The headaches and flashes aren't too bad... but if you get a nose bleed, you're fucked.

The Dharma Initiative works in mysterious ways, young Wasabiwalker

[Azhiri]

I bet you didn't have "manually manage music" checked, huh?

Sho didn't, most of the time for me convenience > security.


The headaches and flashes aren't too bad... but if you get a nose bleed, you're fucked.

But flashes and headaches usually lead to nosebleeds.. depending on who you are.

meh, if I wound up on that island I'd just attempt to swim off and get eaten by sharks.. no use going through all that crap just to find out that I'm already dead anyways!

[user472884]

But flashes and headaches usually lead to nosebleeds.. depending on who you are.

meh, if I wound up on that island I'd just attempt to swim off and get eaten by sharks.. no use going through all that crap just to find out that I'm already dead anyways!

She was a ginger anyway, so no biggie.

I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS, AZHIRI!!!!!!



I believe that everything on the Island was absolutely real. A bunch of people on a plane had the unfortunate luck of crashing upon a really fucked up island.

The "sideways" universe is where they're all dead. It was kind of a waiting lobby so all the people who experienced the island together could move on together.

As Christian said (can't remember exactly) "Some people died before you, some died long after you"

Which would support my belief that when Jack died at the end, that was his death. Boone, Locke, etc died before him and Kate, Claire, etc died long after [escaping the island].

Since there was no concept of time in the sideways universe, the sideways universe (at least I've made up in my head) didn't "start" until every person involved had died. For whatever reason they decided to make them require each other to move on.

--

Notice though that only the main survivors are present within the church, because they all shared the island experience and which for all of them, was their most significant time in their life. People like Ben (who didn't enter the church, presumably to think about his life), Eko, Charlotte, etc weren't present because they probably had more important times in their life (think about what Jack did on the island vs Naomi, who pretty much showed up to die).

so... to answer the original question...

island: real life, with a fucked up island
sideways: limbo

(of course, this is all my belief and I could be wrong. Remember that with Lost, there never is a definitive answer... ever)

[Azhiri]

Personally I've come to the conclusion that they were dead the whole time and each person's "death" was really their transtition to the afterlife, moving on; they had found some kind of closure, so they no longer needed the island.

But then again everyone could be wrong because JJ Abrams is a giant meanie and he won't just tell us what I devoted six precious years of my life to watching and analyzing... actually, I don't think he even knows.

[user472884]

then by that logic, explain the sideways universe.

[Azhiri]

That was their "afterlife".

I think.

By "sideways universe" you mean after they set off the atomic bomb, yes?

[user472884]

That was their "afterlife".

I think.

By "sideways universe" you mean after they set off the atomic bomb, yes?

no, sideways universe as in "all of a sudden Jack is a doctor and boinked Juliet, everybody starts remembering island life, and then they go to a church and CHRISTIAN SHEPHERD opens the doors to a bright light"

Don't mess with me and my Lost, woman.

Edit:

After they set off the bomb is still "fucked up real world" where the fucked up island "just wasn't done with them".

"But Jalen, real life wasn't as fucked up as island life"
How did the meteor hit the freaking Mr Cluck's Chicken?

"I still think the island was the afterlife"
So... people on the island afterlife could leave and enter real life and record real life for the purpose of keeping Juliet on the island?

Edit:

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/3/10/12/west-sayid-17026-1268243990-74.jpg

[Azhiri]

no, sideways universe as in "all of a sudden Jack is a doctor and boinked Juliet, everybody starts remembering island life, and then they go to a church and CHRISTIAN SHEPHERD opens the doors to a bright light"

Don't mess with me and my Lost, woman.

Then what was the alternate timeline where they all got off the plane safely and continued with their lives?

"I still think the island was the afterlife"
So... people on the island afterlife could leave and enter real life and record real life for the purpose of keeping Juliet on the island?

No no no, the island was kind of a proving grounds, a place to help them come to terms with/accept/redeem themselves for their already messed-up lives. The afterlife was AFTER each character died.

[Fèvier]

^^ your conversation just made me... Wait for it..... LOST!!!

Jajajaja :D

[user472884]

1. Then what was the alternate timeline where they all got off the plane safely and continued with their lives?



2. No no no, the island was kind of a proving grounds, a place to help them come to terms with/accept/redeem themselves for their already messed-up lives. The afterlife was AFTER each character died.

1. That was the sideways universe. It didn't just "start" during the plane. Technically, it started like when friggin everyone was born and just replayed everything had the island not existed (how else would Ben still be with his dad?). It wasn't so much a "proving grounds" as it was a waiting lobby for a nice restaurant called Heaven, because heaven doesn't let you sit down until everyone in your party is there.

2. Yea, the island was a proving grounds... in real life. The island is a crazy-ass mofo that does shit just for fun, like rape someone with a thousand zerglings for the sheer amusement of it. In the sideways universe/waiting lobby is when after they died, they have a chance to look back and see "oh yea, life was kinda fucked up..." and see what they did. (If you listen to the dialogue between Hurley and Linus towards the end of the finale, Hurley says "you were a great number two" (lulz), as if on the island Hurley and Linus continued to live and live lives that Hurley and Linus would remember and thus be able to talk about outside the church.)

[Azhiri]

1. That was the sideways universe. It didn't just "start" during the plane. Technically, it started like when friggin everyone was born and just replayed everything had the island not existed (how else would Ben still be with his dad?). It wasn't so much a "proving grounds" as it was a waiting lobby for a nice restaurant called Heaven, because heaven doesn't let you sit down until everyone in your party is there.

2. Yea, the island was a proving grounds... in real life. The island is a crazy-ass mofo that does shit just for fun, like rape someone with a thousand zerglings for the sheer amusement of it. In the sideways universe/waiting lobby is when after they died, they have a chance to look back and see "oh yea, life was kinda fucked up..." and see what they did. (If you listen to the dialogue between Hurley and Linus towards the end of the finale, Hurley says "you were a great number two" (lulz), as if on the island Hurley and Linus continued to live and live lives that Hurley and Linus would remember and thus be able to talk about outside the church.)

I have nothing with which to counter this due to the guessy nature of the show, so..

of course, this is all my belief and I could be wrong. Remember that with Lost, there never is a definitive answer... ever

Interesting. ;)

[user472884]

NOW SIT DOWN SHADDUP AND ENJOY THE AMBIGUITY

like the whole "whispers" thing... seriously that was a joke of an answer.

Edit:

- How every day, there always seems to be one time (changes every night) when EVERYONE leaves the off-topic section... leaving me incredibly bored.

[Azhiri]

How about getting some sleep, J?

[user472884]

HOW CAN I SLEEP WHEN THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN IN AFRICA ARE DYING OF AIDS EVERY DAY?

Eating four pepperoni hot pockets a half hour before bed. That's how.

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF MITHY? it's what, 2:26 there? wtf man?

[Azhiri]

I randomly woke up half an hour ago and just got on the computer. Yeah.

[Merci Alizée]

HOW CAN I SLEEP WHEN THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN IN AFRICA ARE DYING OF AIDS EVERY DAY?

Eating four pepperoni hot pockets a half hour before bed. That's how.

WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF MITHY? it's what, 2:26 there? wtf man?

Just play Parler Tout Bas, close your eyes and that's all...... :)

[Azhiri]

Just play Parler Tout Bas, close your eyes and that's all...... :)

I prefer La Javanaise myself, but that's just me. :)

[Merci Alizée]

I prefer La Javanaise myself, but that's just me. :)

yeah, that also has power to do magic.

[user472884]

I prefer old Frosty, Heidi, and Frank podcasts.

I don't ever want to associate Alizée with putting me to sleep.

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

The fact my headphones are just three weeks old and already on the blink! WTF!!!!!!!! And on the day SNSD releases a new AWESOME Korean song!

[user472884]

http://audioreviewer.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/bose-triport.jpg

Just saying.

[Azhiri]

Perthonally, I prefer Skull Candy.

https://rebeltech.co.za/images/HS-SLLW.jpg

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16678280/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/190/height/190/fuck-yea-man_design.png

[user472884]

on ear phones are for newbs who like raspberry red ears.

around-ear ftw.

Plus skull candy is too loud (aesthetically) for me, bose 'phones look classier.

Edit:

- people who walk around (as well as just exist) with their lips permanently slightly parted.

[DrSmith]

-YouTube and DailyMotion for deleting my Nena videos because of copyblahblahblah

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

http://audioreviewer.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/bose-triport.jpg

Just saying.
Yeah, give me the cash and I'll go right out and get a pair! :p
Perthonally, I prefer Skull Candy.

https://rebeltech.co.za/images/HS-SLLW.jpg

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16678280/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/190/height/190/fuck-yea-man_design.png
They look nice but are not nearly as sturdy as I need.
on ear phones are for newbs who like raspberry red ears.

around-ear ftw.

Plus skull candy is too loud (aesthetically) for me, bose 'phones look classier.

Edit:

- people who walk around (as well as just exist) with their lips permanently slightly parted.

I like Skul Candy aesthetically, but looks aren't everything for anything.

[wasabi622]

I'm going to reiterate, because they've really been out of line this week. :mad:

Fat people who waddle side to side on the sidewalk making it impossible for you to just pass them, but forces you to angrily trail them like sperm following a bloated egg.

[user472884]

*ponders upon the mental image*

- The amount of work I have due on Friday
- How the basement (a.k.a. my room and office) is perpetually 59º (seriously, I set the thing to 70º, I hear the heater go, and then it shuts off after it gets maybe a degree warmer.)
- How quickly Pepsi goes flat
- when the panda express cooks don't cook the shit properly (¡oye puta madre! ¿necesito ir alla y ayudarse? ¡El pollo no debe ser negro!)
- temperatures sub 68º
- earning half of the money (as per the deal with your mother) for some acu's, and being told "If you can earn the first half, you can earn the second half)
- forgetting which locker was yours because your technique of "left of the one with the fun-foam flower on it" becomes invalid when the flower suddenly disappears (luckily some tape residue was still on the locker. Hello locker 2836, nice to meet you.)

Edit:

not being able to eat cereal without feeling like you spontaneously acquired ten cold sores on your lips

[Azhiri]

-When your parents don't respect the fact that you are on a tight schedule and that you don't have time for them to finish this level of Mario Galaxy because you need them to drop you off at practice/a game/a parade/some other event now.

-The one person who gets an attitude and make excuses when you try to look out for them by tactfully telling them what they are doing wrong and how to fix it; but then again if they'd rather get yelled at, it's not my problem! :p

-When you and the rest of your section are working your tails off and coming to school at 6:30 in the morning, plus extra rehearsals, but the person mentioned above doesn't take it seriously or go to any of them because they have to "walk their dogs" or they "have dinner/movie plans". Hey, I'd love to be going to dinner and a movie tonight, but I'm not because I recognize that there are more important things at hand. Not fair. :(

[user472884]

-The one person who gets an attitude and make excuses when you try to look out for them by tactfully telling them what they are doing wrong and how to fix it; but then again if they'd rather get yelled at, it's not my problem! :p


nothing a good spock slap can't fix

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

-When you and the rest of your section are working your tails off and coming to school at 6:30 in the morning, plus extra rehearsals, but the person mentioned above doesn't take it seriously or go to any of them because they have to "walk their dogs" or they "have dinner/movie plans". Hey, I'd love to be going to dinner and a movie tonight, but I'm not because I recognize that there are more important things at hand. Not fair. :(

I do tend to go out until 4 in the morning all too often, yet to be late for work at 7 or 8 though.

Regards,

Jung

[user472884]

- Being so tired that you actually forget to take your much needed afternoon nap, continue to follow your normal routine thus actually giving you only 3 hours of sleep.

- Being so tired that you actually see moire, almost everywhere.