What pisses you off? [Archive] - Page 6

user472884

10-29-2010, 12:11 AM

- people

- splintery popsicle sticks

- those thick, hot, off-white dishes restaurants always use that must be perpetually greasy

- Colorado 1-year-for-license law (Seriously, California kids can get their license in six months, and Colorado kids drive just as terribly as they do)

- The chick (I lent my copy of Lolita to her for her to peruse and see if she still wanted to read it. I gave it to her on Tuesday morning. I needed it (as did she, she should've taken initiative to get her own copy) back (not technically, I already have the first two chapters almost memorized) on Thursday afternoon. I ask her slyly how far she got, and said a few chapters. After a minute or two discussing the language use she said she didn't get her own book yet. No biggie, I'll let her read it today and tomorrow or whenever I'll get mine back- wait a minute biatch WHY ARE YOU READING THE PRINCE WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READING LOLITA FOR THE BOTH OF US?)

- dumb, ignorant Colorado kids who have never left this absurdly square state, who think they have a right to criticize European and Middle Eastern culture. (It's strange... you don't even know how to get to Denver, but you know all about how Europe is filled with 'fags' who have no idea how to run their countries (at least they knew "Europe" was not a country (unlike some people at my school, no joke) so I can give them that), and how Middle Eastern culture is primitive and uncivilized (maybe because they aren't commercialized fucks like we are, and have kept their fascinating culture true for thousands of years, while it took us only two-hundred to completely whore ourselves out)

Människöpesten

10-29-2010, 12:21 AM

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- dumb, ignorant Colorado kids who have never left this absurdly square state, who think they have a right to criticize European and Middle Eastern culture. (It's strange... you don't even know how to get to Denver, but you know all about how Europe is filled with 'fags' who have no idea how to run their countries (at least they knew "Europe" was not a country (unlike some people at my school, no joke) so I can give them that), and how Middle Eastern culture is primitive and uncivilized (maybe because they aren't commercialized fucks like we are, and have kept their fascinating culture true for thousands of years, while it took us only two-hundred to completely whore ourselves out)

while i stand by this, i do think a few parts of their culture are rather primitive. especially the restrictions on women. just saying :cool:

user472884

10-29-2010, 12:34 AM

but does that necessarily mean they're "primitive"?

We only view it as "primitive" (not even the word I would use) because we believe we are "advanced"

Azhiri

10-29-2010, 12:51 AM

Having women cover every inch of their body for the sake of commitment to any man is a bit primitive. I'm honestly not sure what role women play in Middle Eastern society, exactly, so I won't comment on that. I do know that their customs have changed very little over the course of history, which in itself is a bit primitive. Societies and cultures are meant to evolve and change over time; it's the natural cycle of human nature. While there is something to be said for a culture that remains faithful to its roots, some take it a bit far.

user472884

10-29-2010, 03:05 AM

Maybe it hasn't changed because it doesn't need to. There's no real reason for them to change (completely talking out of my ass Ace Ventura style) other than for our benefit. Our Western concept of "civility" and "advanced" is still very new in comparison to ancient cultures. Just three hundred years ago, our European ancestors were still chucking the contents their shit-buckets out the window onto the pedestrians below and elixirs of lead and pomegranate were taken daily

VVVACCPLPNLY

10-29-2010, 01:18 PM

-This jerk dude at this library. I have a psp, which of corse does not have the ability to pick up wi-fi from very far. But hey, it was free, and it works. So I have to sit in the central room that says 'Young Adult: 11-18 Only' on the door, because their wi-fi router is in there, and it's the only place I can get signal. But this little rat-looking mother freaker decides he and his afro-puffy hair and shiny white bald spot are coool because he's a librarian. He comes up to me and asks my id. I give it too him. He goes off on this stupid rant about how people over 18 can't go in there. I say, 'I'm only 19 by like three days, and it's the only place I can get a wi-fi signal.' But no, mr-I'm-so-cool-because-I'm-a-40-year-old-virgin-and-never-been-married-because-my-eyes-stick-out-further-than-my-nose says that's 'completely innapropriate.' WTF is so innapropriate? It's three days, guy! The walls of the room are entirely made of glass, you can't be afraid I'll hurt someone! October 24th I'm perfectally innocent, but exactly midnight of the 25th I become a child beater or rapist? WTF you petty freak!

user472884

10-29-2010, 01:25 PM

what? why would they have age barriers? That makes zero sense!

VVVACCPLPNLY

10-29-2010, 01:28 PM

I don't know. Especially when half the books in there are like uber mature books for people my age, NOT 11-16. Also, it's not like I'm trying to go into the little picture book room, or as if I'm trying to do something harmful/space-consuming, I just want the free interwebz the library offers.

user472884

10-29-2010, 04:18 PM

Have you tried starbucks?

Edit:

I'm the only fuggin person hanging out in the off topic ghetto

Seriously, I've been talking to myself and DrSmith for what... two days now? What the hell? Did everyone all of a sudden forget why we're here?

user472884

10-31-2010, 03:20 AM

- Yourself, when you honestly thought you could sprint fifty feet and bunker three guys who were pinned down in a pill box.

I was surely mistaken

(and don't call me Shirley)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT

THE SHELL FRAGMENTS CUT YOUR NECK LIKE THIS

LOOK AT THIS, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN FOR DAYS THAT NO, I DIDN'T GET A HICKY FROM A CHICK WHO THINKS SHE'S A VAMPIRE OR WORSE, A FAT HUNGRY CHICK

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/DSC_1706.jpg

Azhiri

10-31-2010, 03:41 AM

OUCH, Jalen. Get some "ackahawl" on that.

-COLD COLD COLD bus floors. Stout is too cheap to get us nice charter buses so we have those plain yellow schoolbuses for three-hour bus rides, on which most people bring enough stuff for a two-day trip to Russia. Meanwhile I'm forced to sit in the very back, against the window, on the floor because there's no room for everyone and their stuff. Sillies.

user472884

10-31-2010, 03:43 AM

ack'ol be burnin... an' I can' fin' it' even if i want'd to

IT'S CALLED LAYERS, THILLY

Azhiri

10-31-2010, 03:48 AM

ack'ol be burnin... an' I can' fin' it' even if i want'd to

IT'S CALLED LAYERS, THILLY

thermal leggings + shorts + jeans + compression shirt + t-shirt + "I See Band People" hoodie = still freezing

AlizéeInspired

10-31-2010, 03:55 AM

Oi!!! Wha' tha heck you two be doin' up at this wee 'our of tha mornin'?!

Azhiri

10-31-2010, 03:56 AM

I just got back home from the Contest of Champions and wanted to tell y'all about it :D

It's a wrap though, I'm goin to bed. :p

AlizéeInspired

10-31-2010, 04:03 AM

I just got back home from the Contest of Champions and wanted to tell y'all about it :D

It's a wrap though, I'm goin to bed. :p

Oops... didn't mean to scare you off like that. Sorry :p

Anyway, I just read about that. That's awesome :D and congratulations!

Fèvier

10-31-2010, 03:47 PM

- so my dad is very happy that I narrowed my college choices to schools that have engineering and supports my choices..... BUT!!!!

Dad: "lets go visit NYIT or NJIT."
Me: "they don't have what I want."
Dad: "they're Technology schools, how do they not!"
Me: "but they don't have Materials Engineering."
Dad: "that's such a new career and you will struggle to find a job here. you would have to got Europe to have a better chance. just stick with mechanical."

..... thanks dad. well I'm not looking into learning languages just to stay and the US and not use them at all. Obviously I want to move to Europe and increase my chances to find a job. sometimes he can be very stubborn.

- I was watching En Concert in peace and quite. no one is home and I'm just so happy to finally watch after a few months. then near the end of ACC, my mom and sis come back from work and ruin the entire moment. my mom then starts jumping around and repeating what she says. It couldn't have been worse. :mad:

DrSmith

11-01-2010, 11:58 AM

EDIT: I'm dumB because I couldn't find something on Google when I misspelt it. :o

-When Google doesn't detect my misspelling. That's you fooking job, Google!

user472884

11-01-2010, 01:49 PM

- when your six ipod usb cords dwindle to one (which isn't technically yours) in a two week period

- people who don't follow proper library etiquette

- the really fugly, skinny chicks that MUST all call each other ever morning to guarantee they all wear the same fucking thing every day (today, it's black skinny jeans, a tank top, and a hoodie that is zipped up only 1/5 of the way and pulled back slightly to hang off the body exposing the entire circumference of the breasts and a greater portion of their bare shoulders)

Maybe I'm just weird, but if I'm wearing a jacket, it's because I'm cold, and it's going to be fastened shut to help alleviate that. (and also most of the time it makes me look like a crazy fuck unibomber so people don't approach me as often as when I don't wear it)

- People who skip today merely because tomorrow is voting day and we have the day off

I would have LOVED to stay home today! I have a lot of shit I could've gotten done (see thread and back of my mind), slept in (due to procrastination and eating every box of Dots my siblings collected, I only got two hours of sleep), made a nice bell pepper and mushroom omelette (which will rock your world)(better than a fuggin' Frankenberry fruit roll up), etc.

But with me, how I was raised, my own findings of the world, and my own found sense of right and wrong, I feel that skipping today would've been extremely disrespectful to my teachers. DAMN MY SENSE OF RESPECT

- the person I heard bitching about Greg Hastings Paintball is a terrible game because it isn't as "good and realistic" as Call of Duty. Mutherfugger, if you want the cod experience, PLAY FUGGING COD

Människöpesten

11-01-2010, 05:30 PM

- the person I heard bitching about Greg Hastings Paintball is a terrible game because it isn't as "good and realistic" as Call of Duty. Mutherfugger, if you want the cod experience, PLAY FUGGING COD

yes COD is very realistic. being shot in the foot twice with an m9 will kill you :rolleyes:

Edit:

thermal leggings + shorts + jeans + compression shirt + t-shirt + "I See Band People" hoodie = still freezing

frigid temperatures are my specialty.
1: acquire leather jacket
2: acquire warm hoodie
3: ????
4: profit.
then again, you're really small >> soooo.
put a jean vest under the jacket as well. like i do when it's subzero. CHICAGO WINTERS REPRESENT.

Fèvier

11-01-2010, 05:30 PM

yes COD is very realistic. being shot in the foot twice with an m9 will kill you :rolleyes:

well it does make perfect sense that you can get snipped in the head and twice in the chest and still be running around perfectly fine. jajaja, really pissed off my friend :p

user472884

11-01-2010, 07:49 PM

My biggest beef with COD (only the "modern warfare" games, the WWII ones are still awesome) is that you can throw a knife a distance equivalent of around a half a mile, it maintain constant velocity and rotations, and hit a human being blade first.

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- certain thread titles that piss me off, but then I see it's from '06 or '07 and I can't vent on it on how the title pissed me off
- (back story: In French we were given the project of making a very simple menu using the vocabulary from our lesson (un hotdog, un hamburger, une salad, that type of shit). I went above and beyond and made a tri-fold menu complete with graphics, "histoire" (which explains how the Gauls formed it on the banks of the Seine and is the favorite café of Napoleon and Amélie), déjeuner and dîner options ranging from Pain Bagnat to Amélie Brûlée (whose descriptions dictates how Amélie asked the chef for crème brûlée and was served just that, even though it wasn't on the menu), etc....
And this morning, my French teacher, that cunt of a woman, has the balls to come up to me after refusing to grade my menu and offers me "You don't honestly expect me to believe this is yours, do you?"

I admit it's a little bit over the top considering the very mediocre requirements, but any woman who claims to have spent her whole life (50+ years) "adoring French culture and the language" and purport herself to be the most cultured woman this side of the cow pasture would easily spot my many grammatical errors (I simply guessed)

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/FrenchMenu_Page_1.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/FrenchMenu_Page_2.jpg

lefty12357

11-01-2010, 09:08 PM

Aayush

11-01-2010, 11:52 PM

-whenever m disturbed while bathing because i care a lot of my hairs and it takes time to recondition them.
-when someone wakes me up before the time i wanna wake up.
-whenever m disturbed while listening to lili in ma ipod.

user472884

11-02-2010, 06:46 PM

This infuriated me

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2010-11-02at44126PM.png

I couldn't even describe what exactly I'm feeling

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2010-11-02at44157PM.png

I'm off to go punch a tree

DrSmith

11-02-2010, 06:50 PM

Maybe he likes EVERY country and knows about all of them. You don't know, Jalen. Ya big jerk. :p

Also maybe his capslock key broke.

user472884

11-02-2010, 07:44 PM

Also maybe his capslock key broke.

*insert spock slap*

We have not one, but TWO shift keys

DrSmith

11-02-2010, 08:36 PM

Don't over-analyse the joke! *spock slap*

user472884

11-03-2010, 02:26 AM

slippers off: super ice cold toes
slippers on: sweaty and still fairly cold

IF YOU MENTION SOCKS I WILL SPOCK SLAP YOU

Azhiri

11-03-2010, 08:15 AM

if you mention socks i will spock slap you

wearing socks in bed

Människöpesten

11-03-2010, 08:19 AM

wearing socks in bed

not having socks when you wake up in the morning and having to search your ENTIRE house to find them crammed between your bed post.

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-03-2010, 10:16 AM

Sock baths.
Stinky socks.
People who think sock puppets are clever.
People who wear sandles and socks.

Edit:

Random friend requests from people I don't care about on facebook, youtube, whatever. I think you suck at guitar, leave me alone! Look at my channel's favorites! Alt rock/metal, ALizee, K-pop. Do you think I want to hear your terrible original emo-punk-rock?

Människöpesten

11-03-2010, 05:10 PM

user472884

11-03-2010, 06:27 PM

@ Azhiri:
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif (for good measure)

@ Männi:
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif

@ VVV:
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif

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- Somebody called the cops to my school, so during the hour and a half they had the k-9 unit searching everything, I was locked in the classroom when I had to PEE

- When you drink Martinelli's too fast

- when fuggin' "King Soopers" (a ridiculous store anyway) doesn't have Lemon Meringue pie, so I have to settle for Key Lime Pie to go with my kimchi jjigae and Martinelli's

- it being 57º outside and uncomfortably hot

Azhiri

11-03-2010, 06:54 PM

@ Azhiri:
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif
http://www.halofive.com/lounge/spock%20slap.gif (for good measure)

IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE I
hang on, this should go in 'Quirks'

Aayush

11-03-2010, 11:16 PM

-when someone smokes where it's written "NO SMOKING". I just feel like kicking them hard at that moment.

user472884

11-04-2010, 04:15 AM

- the whole "writing" part of AP Language and Composition.... I have to write an introductory paragraph and claim on Meditation XVII from Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions ("No man is an island")

and the prompt is "Take a position on whether it's necessary for individual members in a society to experience trials and tribulations together in order to strengthen the society itself"

I don't like that prompt (btw it was written by a few students in the class (we all wrote prompts as groups and exchanged them)... who happen to be the dumb ones).... if the society as a whole is the question, why the hell is the "individual" even mentioned?

Edit:

An analysis of my schedule.

French 1: offered to those who falsely believe Spanish to be a more difficult language. Inhabited by ignorant honkies who not only lack any enthusiasm to learn the language, but resist it.

AP Government: One of the comparatively easier AP classes. Days are spent studying from a book that mentions 9/11 and Bush at least seven times per paragraph, laughing at absurd political ads, and sitting in silence after being asked the question "what do you guys think about that?"

AP Language and Compostion: Language: analyzing and admiring the prose and diction of authors past who bend mere words to drive their beliefs with startling effectiveness. Composition: reading between the lines, responding to a badly worded prompt to be graded upon your language and perception of their language. Whatever happened to men in white togas meeting for the sake of learning and sharing? When did grading come in?

Physics: one of the more "necessary-for-life" classes. The physical properties of matter are generally understood by all, but expression mathematically is difficult as result of a teacher who has to date not legitimately "taught a lesson"

College Honors Algebra: 10% logical math that one of the modern era may use to their advantage... 90% random bullshit designed for the sole purpose of cranial stimulation for 50 minutes a day

Art: Does it need an explanation? It's high school art.

Photography: an embarrassment of a course. Perhaps 50 minutes worth of work is required per month. Photography, as an art, is not taught. Photography, as a technical skill, is not taught. Taking 13 shitty photos of a fire hydrant in bad lighting and photoshopping on a photo filter is encouraged. Any previous knowledge of Photography is absolutely not required, and in fact viewed upon as a pointless skill practiced by those with "nothing better to do"

The Shire sounds pretty good right now.

Människöpesten

11-04-2010, 08:03 AM

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user472884

11-04-2010, 01:05 PM

- my photography teacher, who in her infinite wisdom, decided that 9 "projects" each worth 100 points... somehow equal a semester total of 1350, and how that I have 100% for each (with the exception of one, 95%) warrants me a total of 1237.54 points......

- Meditation 17

- the faggot in my ap lang class who:
*before speaking, will clear his throat, as if he's really going to lay some serious shit down
*raises a single finger, rather than an entire hand
*looks 56
*sits in the chair, keeping his body a perfect outstretched line... only making contact with the bottom lip of the seat and the top of the back

- the nasty/fatty chicks here who think they can pull off the "expose a lil' of the belly" thing (I guess they believe if they have twice the stomach, it's twice as sexy)

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-04-2010, 01:06 PM

- when fuggin' "King Soopers" (a ridiculous store anyway) doesn't have Lemon Meringue pie, so I have to settle for Key Lime Pie to go with my kimchi jjigae and Martinelli's

How the heck does kimchi go with lemon meringue pie better than key lime pie??? I like key lime better, but I don't see how EITHER fits there... ANd wth is 'Martinelli's'?

user472884

11-04-2010, 01:36 PM

How the heck does kimchi go with lemon meringue pie better than key lime pie??? I like key lime better, but I don't see how EITHER fits there... ANd wth is 'Martinelli's'?

IT JUST FUCKING DOES DON'T ARGUE WITH IT

Lemon Meringue Pie ftw, baby. I prefer it's more flavorful tartness and balance between the sour sweet lemon goo blob and the fairly neutral meringue... I don't like the lime flavor nearly as much, and to me it's a "bit too dense"

Only the best drink on the planet. I'd be willing to bet you've had it at one point in your life.

http://www.martinellis.com/products/sparkling/spc4.shtml
(I used to go through like fuggin' two of those packs a week)

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-04-2010, 01:51 PM

IT JUST FUCKING DOES DON'T ARGUE WITH IT

Lemon Meringue Pie ftw, baby. I prefer it's more flavorful tartness and balance between the sour sweet lemon goo blob and the fairly neutral meringue... I don't like the lime flavor nearly as much, and to me it's a "bit too dense"

Only the best drink on the planet. I'd be willing to bet you've had it at one point in your life.

http://www.martinellis.com/products/sparkling/spc4.shtml
(I used to go through like fuggin' two of those packs a week)

Lol okay, I'll atke your word for it, though I think I'll try Key Lime with it though. Mmm... Key Lime pie...

ANd nope, never had that stuff before. I don't think I've ever even seen it tbh.

AlizéeInspired

11-04-2010, 04:01 PM

Whatever happened to men in white togas meeting for the sake of learning and sharing?

That? That was raped, killed, burned, and buried, my friend... We can only hope that it will one day come back for a better future. :(

user472884

11-04-2010, 04:29 PM

That? That was raped, killed, burned, and buried, my friend... We can only hope that it will one day come back for a better future. :(

and the culprits be commercialism, Levi Strauss, and the Disney Channel

AlizéeInspired

11-04-2010, 05:01 PM

and the culprits be commercialism, Levi Strauss, and the Disney Channel

Hell, it doesn't stop there... Those bastards...

user472884

11-04-2010, 05:30 PM

When you microwave something for flipping fifteen minutes, and there's always one random-ass spot where it's still cold

Fèvier

11-04-2010, 05:43 PM

When you microwave something for flipping fifteen minutes, and there's always one random-ass spot where it's still cold

I hate that sooooo much. especially with my muffin. damn it I want my muffins nice and hot! a cold muffin is unacceptable! :mad:

Edit:

-how my brain has trouble contemplating time. I could be sitting in front of a computer for 3 hours "trying" to do my engineering essay and it feels like its been 20 minutes. (which is what happened and have to go home for dinner soon! only got one damn paragraph in this amount of time :mad:)

whether it's an actual condition or I'm just weird I may never know, but it does help me when it comes to having patience :o

Azhiri

11-04-2010, 09:59 PM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

it's too damn cold outside.

http://i51.tinypic.com/5clvso.jpg

I LOVE WINTER YOU GUYS, I HOPE IT NEVER ENDS

sumi1

11-04-2010, 10:23 PM

Sitting thousands of miles away from my family on Divaali (biggest Indian festival) :(:(:(:(

Azhiri

11-04-2010, 11:03 PM

Sitting thousands of miles away from my family on Divaali (biggest Indian festival) :(:(:(:(

Ooh, I just looked that up and it sounds so cool. curse my boring American holidays! -shakes fist-

user472884

11-05-2010, 01:11 AM

okay.....

TALKIN LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROPERLY WORKING THERMOSTAT ON THEIR FLOOR WHICH DOESN'T CONTINUALLY SET ITSELF TO 64 AND "HOLD TEMPERATURE"

Edit:

Ooh, I just looked that up and it sounds so cool. curse my boring American holidays! -shakes fist-

Next saint patty's day you can come over and gorge yourself on coddle and colcannon and black pudding and corned beef and stuffness

my favorite part is watching my uncles get hammered and try to play wii

Azhiri

11-05-2010, 01:22 AM

HANG ON, LEMME GO ENGORGE MYSELF
I'm gonna be fat someday, dangit.
Then I won't have to put up with this crap.
BEING TINY IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS OKAY

Edit:

my favorite part is watching my uncles get hammered and try to play wii

That sounds hilarious and I will do it someday.

user472884

11-05-2010, 09:10 AM

BEING TINY IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS OKAY

Can't reach the stuff on the high shelf, eh?

Människöpesten

11-06-2010, 01:28 PM

[QUOTE=Azhiri;186912]HANG ON, LEMME GO ENGORGE MYSELF
I'm gonna be fat someday, dangit.
Then I won't have to put up with this crap.
BEING TINY IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS OKAY

solution: wear moonboots and jump to reach everything. also walk around with a down comforter stapled too you.

Plaz

11-06-2010, 02:04 PM

30 degree weather in the morning pisses me off

Azhiri

11-06-2010, 03:58 PM

Can't reach the stuff on the high shelf, eh?

That's what chairs are for. ;)
And in the event that no chair is available, I have learned to climb the counters to reach stuff. :D

Sting

11-06-2010, 08:03 PM

Can't reach the stuff on the high shelf, eh?

at a puny 5'7, you can't either. so i guess you feel her pain?

user472884

11-06-2010, 09:42 PM

at a puny 5'7, you can't either. so i guess you feel her pain?

Not at all. I find the concept of "shelves" ridiculous and down right communistic. They are banned from my home. All of my possessions are stored on paper plates arranged neatly on the floor along the walls.

Människöpesten

11-07-2010, 01:00 AM

That's what chairs are for. ;)
And in the event that no chair is available, I have learned to climb the counters to reach stuff. :D

as i said. moonboots. and i've got massive amounts of hops. which i managed to sprain my ankle playing basketball using said hops.

user472884

11-07-2010, 01:21 PM

I'd find pro-jumps to be more effective and efficient

http://images.esellerpro.com/2189/I/926/6/Projump-Projumps-pro-jump-jumping-stilts-shoes-6.jpg

Future Raptor Ace

11-07-2010, 09:51 PM

a fucking calculator that stops working when you need it most... i ended up smashing it
http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=156&pictureid=1514

user472884

11-08-2010, 12:39 AM

Did you try removing the batteries for thirty seconds, replacing them, and restarting the product Sir?

lol

- a class based around passion in writing, graded upon your passion in your writing, and being given a prompt (worth about 1/6 of your end grade) on which you feel absolute indifference... due tomorrow (did I mention that I earnestly spent a week trying to take a position on it, only to come to the conclusion of "fuck this"?)

- resorting to completely bullshitting an assignment (I really don't like doing this in a class in which I like the teacher... I think it's just too disrespectful... but when your seemingly wise teacher resolves to have each student write to a prompt written by another student (of which all the students also have no idea what's going on, and just say random shit (like the shit art and movie critics say to make themselves sound smart and credible) to fill the awkward and prolific silences)

- bar chords (If Paul Bettany had my family tied up and was slowly lowering them into a vat of lava filled with hungry lava sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads and told me to play a bar chord to save their lives... It was nice knowing you family)

- finding a fucking french fry (it looked fine, must've been mcdonalds) in your guitar body

- the cheap-ass plastic Griffin uses in their ipod cases

- realizing your right ear is bruised (and remembering how you got it... that chicken shit...)

- the shift into daylight savings time and the gaining of an hour giving you a false sense of invincibility

Edit:

- forgetting to apple-W and finding you had 20-something windows open

Edit:

- my incredible (and unfortunately natural) talent to procrastinate (would anyone mind if I start writing English verbs as if they were Spanish infinitives? It'd make it a lot easier for me to understand the crap I type)

- "cryptozoologists"

- David Blainetinez

- Criss "The Emo Weeaboo-lookin' weirdy" Angel

- Ceviche de Camarron (it's so delicious, yet so deadly. The chips cut the shit out of your mouth and yet what are you putting in your mouth immediately after? Lime juice, tomatoes, cilantro, and onion)

Azhiri

11-08-2010, 12:58 AM

- Criss "The Emo Weeaboo-lookin' weirdy" Angel

OMFG

That man is one of the very few that I would ever physically harm.
jus sayin

user472884

11-08-2010, 01:33 AM

OMFG

That man is one of the very few that I would ever physically harm.
jus sayin

I don't like his "omfg i'm so believable and awesome and stuffs" attitude

Azhiri

11-08-2010, 01:41 AM

I don't like his "swagger".
You can tell he thinks he's really attractive, but in actuality he looks like a homeless guy who robbed the local Hot Topic. Please, Criss, wash your hair or I'm.. I'm gonna have to punch you.

user472884

11-08-2010, 01:44 AM

For the past half hour, I've been keeping a paintball in each ear to see how long it would take the heat and moisture to break the ball. That's how little I care (how pissed off I am) about this chuffing essay

Edit:

I don't like his "swagger".
You can tell he thinks he's really attractive, but in actuality he looks like a homeless guy who robbed the local Hot Topic. Please, Criss, wash your hair or I'm.. I'm gonna have to punch you.

He looks like Paul Stanley and a bottle of black eye liner had a baby

Azhiri

11-08-2010, 01:58 AM

I always thought he looked exactly like:

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/128855667476618718.jpg

this guy.

user472884

11-08-2010, 02:05 AM

but with much nicer eye shadow

Azhiri

11-08-2010, 02:18 AM

but with much nicer eye shadow

Exactly. :D

user472884

11-08-2010, 06:20 AM

There we are... Finished the introductory paragraph and how much time do we have left until it's due? Seven hours? This shall be interesting

Edit:

one hour closer and I have a shitty intro and a shitty body paragraph, wonderful

Edit:

This is what always happens with my writing. I'll start writing, I'll start to like what I'm writing, I'll adopt a different tone and persona according to what I'm writing, I'll write a perfectly fine piece of writing, and in a week I'll get my writing back with red words reading "writing didn't answer prompt. ufail"

I guarantee I won't get the exact grade I feel I've earned, I'll even post a picture of my grade. The grade I've hoped to have earned is a high B, and not quite an A due to a meager introduction and elementary language surrounding my data and warrant.

Azhiri

11-08-2010, 08:19 AM

This is what always happens with my writing. I'll start writing, I'll start to like what I'm writing, I'll adopt a different tone and persona according to what I'm writing, I'll write a perfectly fine piece of writing, and in a week I'll get my writing back with red words reading "writing didn't answer prompt. ufail"

That's what I always end up doing, as I think of more and more to write I'll think "man, that's pretty good;" by the time I've got my body paragraphs done it looks nearly Orwellian.

AlizéeInspired

11-08-2010, 09:14 AM

- This was in my "recommended for you" section when going to YouTube...

1064

NO! WHY?! :mad: So... because I watched someone do a cover of Alizée you think I should watch that woman perform, YouTube?

user472884

11-08-2010, 04:27 PM

- Finding that not only is your essay not due today, but that that was actually your rough draft and that the real thing is due on Thursday..... FUUUUUUUU

- Exchanging papers with your acquaintance and realizing you wrote "clod / dirt clod / earthen clod" about 65 times within 6 paragraphs...

- Realizing that "wait... he's not going to have the prompt!" after spending hours trying to make sure every third sentence or so somehow supported your answer

- Taking last Friday off, missing the lab (fucking teacher so inconsistent with lab dates... you'd think that a lab where 8 groups needing to use the same launcher would choose to host the lab on the day with the hour 45 periods, rather than the normal 55 minute ones....) and asking the smart guy in your lab group (very politely, mind you) if I could borrow his lab to copy... and I get a response of "Yea sure, but if you aren't fucking here tomorrow I'm going to crack your skull in"

Shit man... I didn't know you had that kind of relationship with your lab....

- Having no clue where your small and discreet ear buds are, so you have to bring your gigantic bose over-the-ears to school with you. (si las cholas blancas wouldn't fucking talk so loud and stupidly I wouldn't need to damage my hearing to escape any mental damage)

- Bono

- This guy in first period who was ready to kill me over his absolute truth that Salma Hayek is 100% Mexican and the epitome of Mexican culture. I have two words for you babe... "SALMA - HAYEK"

- this girl who just walked in and has a peculiar scent about her... like old burritos or something that were left out in the rain....

- My friend who decides to call me at 4 am in a panick that his dog ate a paintball and asking if they're toxic. After facepalming, I had to explain to the mofo that it's pretty fucking obvious whether or not paintballs are toxic. (I also had to explain that with this daylight savings crap that NO, it would actually be lighter out rather than darker)

Edit:

- those creepy weirdo chicks who wear cat-ear headbands and those fake-ass clip-on (On dasher and dancer, batman!) animal tails... furries... *shudder*

Azhiri

11-10-2010, 06:53 PM

user472884

11-10-2010, 08:22 PM

Sometimes I kind of hate being a girl.

me too- I MEAN UH DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT PASS HUH?

castration by blunt trauma may be your best bet... it usually is for me...

Teacher: "students, I've decided to move the test from next week to tomorrow"
Me: "What? FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*insert naughty gif that I know won't fly here*

Azhiri

11-10-2010, 09:08 PM

me too- I MEAN UH DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT PASS HUH?

castration by blunt trauma may be your best bet... it usually is for me...

Teacher: "students, I've decided to move the test from next week to tomorrow"
Me: "What? FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*insert naughty gif that I know won't fly here*

LMAO.
I'll get one of my "bodyguards" to do it for me :p

user472884

11-10-2010, 09:15 PM

Azhiri

11-10-2010, 09:36 PM

I've actually been watching something like this begin to unfold in my art class.

He's being a lot smoother than your guy is however, want his number? I'm sure I can get it out of him if I facebook-befriend him on my fake account.

Head games = bad

Real people = good

AlizéeInspired

11-10-2010, 09:38 PM

user472884

11-10-2010, 10:12 PM

Head games = bad

Real people = good

what happened to not liking letters in math?

---

anyway that's why I do all my socializing on the internet (and angry scowling in person), because you can always find real people online.

Azhiri

11-11-2010, 12:09 AM

what happened to not liking letters in math?

Hmm.. I'll say I hate numbers MIXED with letters in math. :)

anyway that's why I do all my socializing on the internet (and angry scowling in person), because you can always find real people online.

I'd think it'd be the opposite.. it's easy to be someone you're not online, that's why it's so popular. But I guess it works both ways.. you can be brutally, honestly you, or a totally different person.

Edit:

You're seriously too cool! Why is it that no one can just be friends and hang out without having to date? It has always irritated me how just about everyone thinks they've always got to be dating someone... *sigh* Kids these days :rolleyes:

Hehe, fank yoo AI, for agreeing with me. It cereally gets on my nerves too, it makes me a little wary of having guy friends.

Edit:

http://meganfoxnews.com/wp-content/gallery/megan-fox-in-prostitute-dress-on-jonah-hex-set/44229_1_122_923lo.jpg

Apparently this is the new standard for skinny-ness? Good lord. That's sad.

I know she's wearing a corset and all, but it's just a prop and she doesn't look uncomfortable. Cause trust me, corsets are UUUUUUUN-COMFORTABLE. :p

also, lol @ the random guy staring at her in the rear-view mirror.. :p

DrSmith

11-11-2010, 12:14 AM

This is my standard for women.

http://www.jigglemyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pauline+nordin.jpg

user472884

11-11-2010, 04:35 AM

I'd think it'd be the opposite.. it's easy to be someone you're not online, that's why it's so popular. But I guess it works both ways.. you can be brutally, honestly you, or a totally different person.

sarcasm identification fail

Edit:

http://meganfoxnews.com/wp-content/gallery/megan-fox-in-prostitute-dress-on-jonah-hex-set/44229_1_122_923lo.jpg

To me, I'd be concerned that that's seriously damaging her... like maybe twisting up her intestines or damaging her uterus or something bad.

This is my standard for women.

http://www.jigglemyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pauline+nordin.jpg

I thought it said "better boobies"

I like a lady who can help me move a couch, but not one who can lift a couch one handed with me laying in it, you know?

Azhiri

11-11-2010, 07:56 AM

sarcasm identification fail

stfu, it's the internet

To me, I'd be concerned that that's seriously damaging her... like maybe twisting up her intestines or damaging her uterus or something bad.

Women in the 18... 19.. 17..? Women A LONG LONG TIME AGO wore metal versions of those things their whole lives.

Also, I heard she got two ribs removed to make her waist that small.

I thought it said "better boobies"

So did I :p

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-11-2010, 12:49 PM

When a really cool friend develops a "liking" for you and starts flirting with you all the time and it gets a little creepy, but they persist and beg you to date them and eventually you just don't want to be around them anymore, and you want the "old" them back, and you wish they had never "liked" you at all.

Sometimes I kind of hate being a girl.

You're seriously too cool! Why is it that no one can just be friends and hang out without having to date? It has always irritated me how just about everyone thinks they've always got to be dating someone... *sigh* Kids these days :rolleyes:

I agree with you guys. I have a freind named Rachel whom I've become very close with recently. We are the best of friends. And I really like her a lot. But as a friend. And she has been doing a lot of stuff to be nice to me. Much more than anyone should ever do for a friend. The kind of person I honestly thought did not exist, that will go above and beyond what someone should do for someone else. And I was raised to pay people back 100% of what they give you. So I have been trying to take her to a friendly lunch. Key word their is 'freindly'. But she has been rejecting me paying her back at all. I've come to the conclusion from other factors that she wants to date me. I won't explain every reason I know why, but trust me, I know she does. So she doesn't want me to do that to pay her back, but I am incredibly uncomfortable with letting her do so much and not doing back. After all, if your girlfriend does stuff for you, you don't try to pay them back. But if a friend does stuff for you, you do back. But i don't like her like that. And now she is upset with me because she feels I am trying to clear my concience of all she's done for me asap by taking her to lunch. I don't want to lose her as a friend, but what can I do? She refuses to accept anything back. And I don't want to ruin our friendship by dating her when I don't like her like that. On top of that she's overstressed because of exams and other stuff, so this is making it really hard on both of us. She is doing so much for me. ANd I can't NOT do stuff back. I just don't like her like that. Not that I think she'd be bad to date, because she's an absolutely AMAZING person, and she's gorgeous too, but there's already someone I am very interested in dating. And she likes me like that too. I have two amazing girls that like me, but I only like one like that, but I don't want to turn my back on the other because she is such a great freind. Sigh... I never thought I would have this problem personally. I always thought it was only girls who could have this problem, that's how it is in tv and stuff. (tv lied? NO WAY!! /sarcasm) I have even told Rachel I like the other girl. She knows that. Sigh... I feel like I'm in one of those overly dramatic Korean dramas.
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user472884

11-11-2010, 01:03 PM

Also, I heard she got two ribs removed to make her waist that small.

So did I :p

- Did you see that on a magazine cover in big block letters with an article underneath it reading "Inside scoop: bat boy strikes again!"?

- *sly "I saw what you did there" face* (as we don't have one yet)

DrSmith

11-12-2010, 12:05 AM

-when alizeeamerica.com is down

-when tineye.com says I've reached my limit of searches for today. When the hell did tineye start operating per diem?!

-when I try to use the phrase per diem incorrectly

Azhiri

11-12-2010, 12:35 AM

- Did you see that on a magazine cover in big block letters with an article underneath it reading "Inside scoop: bat boy strikes again!"?

Have you been watching me?

also

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/9/128863716560054588.jpg

AlizéeInspired

11-12-2010, 12:39 AM

This is my standard for women.

http://www.jigglemyjunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pauline+nordin.jpg

Not gonna lie... She's kinda hot. Hotter than that unrealistically thin Megan Fox picture anyway

I agree with you guys. I have a freind named Rachel whom I've become very close with recently. We are the best of friends. And I really like her a lot. But as a friend. And she has been doing a lot of stuff to be nice to me. Much more than anyone should ever do for a friend. The kind of person I honestly thought did not exist, that will go above and beyond what someone should do for someone else. And I was raised to pay people back 100% of what they give you. So I have been trying to take her to a friendly lunch. Key word their is 'freindly'. But she has been rejecting me paying her back at all. I've come to the conclusion from other factors that she wants to date me. I won't explain every reason I know why, but trust me, I know she does. So she doesn't want me to do that to pay her back, but I am incredibly uncomfortable with letting her do so much and not doing back. After all, if your girlfriend does stuff for you, you don't try to pay them back. But if a friend does stuff for you, you do back. But i don't like her like that. And now she is upset with me because she feels I am trying to clear my concience of all she's done for me asap by taking her to lunch. I don't want to lose her as a friend, but what can I do? She refuses to accept anything back. And I don't want to ruin our friendship by dating her when I don't like her like that. On top of that she's overstressed because of exams and other stuff, so this is making it really hard on both of us. She is doing so much for me. ANd I can't NOT do stuff back. I just don't like her like that. Not that I think she'd be bad to date, because she's an absolutely AMAZING person, and she's gorgeous too, but there's already someone I am very interested in dating. And she likes me like that too. I have two amazing girls that like me, but I only like one like that, but I don't want to turn my back on the other because she is such a great freind. Sigh... I never thought I would have this problem personally. I always thought it was only girls who could have this problem, that's how it is in tv and stuff. (tv lied? NO WAY!! /sarcasm) I have even told Rachel I like the other girl. She knows that. Sigh... I feel like I'm in one of those overly dramatic Korean dramas.

I'd say tell her how you feel about the situation but... That could make things worse... Maybe you could crap your pants the next time you're hangin' out with her or something? :p

No, but seriously, I feel your pain bro. What to do, what to do?!

-when alizeeamerica.com is down

It was down? Good thing I missed it! *whew*

user472884

11-12-2010, 05:32 AM

It was down? Good thing I missed it! *whew*

Oh good, it was down for all of you? I thought maybe it was just my computer and I was flipping out for a second Beavis style.

NOOOO! THEY'RE PROBABLY TALKING AND I'M MISSING IT

00000000000000000000000

Setting your alarm for 7:30pm and you take up at midnight (now)... awesome

Edit:

- The Nikon D7000. Seriously, I was so set on the D700 because it was everything I wanted and FX. Now this little frumpy 7000 walks in thinking it owns the place... and damn it it does! 16m rather than 12m, excellent clarity, dual card slots, bracketing (however fail max of 3 photos), 1080 hd video recording with continuous af?!?!!!?!

*head splosion*

Edit:

- looking in the right light and seeing a bunch of big scratches in your glass desk (damn it!)

wasabi622

11-14-2010, 07:26 PM

-Those lame days when you get absolutely nothing done.

I've been bumming around all day.. did absolutely NOTHING.

Plaz

11-14-2010, 07:57 PM

-when i run out of prometh and i'm out of bud :(

Brent

11-15-2010, 02:00 AM

too many things to mention.

Azhiri

11-15-2010, 02:05 AM

Let it out, Brent. Let it out.

-When I can't sleep on a school night! :(

wasabi622

11-15-2010, 02:17 AM

-When I can't sleep on a school night! :(

Same here!

I have to be up at 5:30, but I can't fall asleep.. grr

user472884

11-15-2010, 01:56 PM

Same here!

I have to be up at 5:30, but I can't fall asleep.. grr

just do what I do and stay up, it's somewhat entertaining for me....

Like I'm automatically 8 hours more experienced than anyone else around me because I spent that time reading about The Brothers Grimm and learning more about Illustrator due to a new sig I'm making.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-------------------------

- Not necessarily fat people, but dumb fat people

- The 16-17 year old girls here (and everywhere) that think they're soOOoooOoooo hot, but in reality they look like 46 year old women who have had many plastic surgeries paid for by adulterous husbands in effort to look like a 16-17 year old.... but their trickery doesn't deceive me... ALL LIES YOU OLD HAG LOOKIN' THINGS THAT TALK LIKE EITHER LIFE REVOLVES AROUND YOU OR THAT YOU HAVE THE WORST LIFE IN THE WORLD AND PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL SYMPATHETIC

Edit:

- fuckin' people who walk around with their lips permanently parted.... or even worse, with their jaws parted as well

Azhiri

11-15-2010, 03:36 PM

- The 16-17 year old girls here (and everywhere) that think they're soOOoooOoooo hot, but in reality they look like 46 year old women who have had many plastic surgeries paid for by adulterous husbands in effort to look like a 16-17 year old.... but their trickery doesn't deceive me... ALL LIES YOU OLD HAG LOOKIN' THINGS THAT TALK LIKE EITHER LIFE REVOLVES AROUND YOU OR THAT YOU HAVE THE WORST LIFE IN THE WORLD AND PEOPLE SHOULD FEEL SYMPATHETIC

-I hate actual 46 year old women who who have had many plastic surgeries paid for by adulterous husbands in effort to look like a 16-17 year old. You know, leathery from baking in a tanning salon for hours, too much eyeshadow, bleached hair. They look like caricatures of their former teenage selves.

user472884

11-15-2010, 04:11 PM

quite ironic, aint it?

When (most) chicks are 14-17 all they want is to get older, and once they're older all they want is to be 14-17

I'M TALKING TO YOU LADY I SEE ON THE TV WHEN I WALK BY MY MOM WATCHING SOME "REAL HOUSEWIVES" CRAP

I BET YOU WEAR YOUR DAUGHTER'S CLOTHES, TOO, HUH?

wasabi622

11-16-2010, 01:53 AM

Those fatties that stand around the gym being fat and not doing anything but getting in everyone's way. MOVE IT OR LOSE IT FATTY!

user472884

11-16-2010, 04:07 AM

every song you want to learn to play has a bar chord in it

DrSmith

11-16-2010, 04:29 AM

-when someone takes the length of a movie to describe a movie to you, especially when you didn't ask and you don't care

user472884

11-16-2010, 05:17 AM

Thinking yesterday was tuesday

Brent

11-16-2010, 01:41 PM

The way parents will be parents even after you graduate.

user472884

11-16-2010, 04:13 PM

Your photography teacher telling you that for once, there will be a class studio session, and that it'd be good for everyone to bring in their cameras and "cool lights" (for me, flash and flash cord).....

Only to discover after hauling around my kit all day that the bitch ain't even here!

Azhiri

11-16-2010, 07:58 PM

-The duckface. You've seen it. We all have.

http://sliceofstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/duck_face.jpg

I especially hate when it's paired with that eyebrow-raised look :mad:

wasabi622

11-16-2010, 08:00 PM

-The duckface. You've seen it. We all have.

http://sliceofstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/duck_face.jpg

I especially hate when it's paired with that eyebrow-raised look :mad:

hahaa yes! The annoyingly infamous duckface.

It's the white girl equivalent of the asian flashing the peace sign with both hands. :p

AlizéeInspired

11-16-2010, 08:09 PM

hahaa yes! The annoyingly infamous duckface.

It's the white girl equivalent of the asian flashing the peace sign with both hands. :p

Incredibly annoying indeed...

As for it being the white girl equivalent of the asian flashing the peace sign... I'd say the asian girl peace sign pose is WAY cuter. Hell, I don't know that I've ever seen a girl do the duck face thing and been able to call her cute. STOP MAKING THAT DUCKFACE!

user472884

11-16-2010, 08:15 PM

I really don't understand the necessity to not just pose, but to pose in such a stupid, stereotypical, and unoriginal way?

I don't understand (not even in the slightest way) how the duckface was even originally thought of to be "sexy"

And the Asians and their v-signs... kinda like Middle-Easterners having swimsuit competitions... The Japanese are chief offenders (there's no denying it), flashing a sign that they have no idea it's connotation or original meaning for the sake of "kawaii". What's a Japanese/Asian person doing emulating a symbol of British triumph?

I don't understand the need to pose at all... I refuse to.

The one person who isn't posing
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2032912&id=1555546860&page=6

DrSmith

11-16-2010, 08:20 PM

Jally, you never added me on Facebook! I can't see yer pic.

user472884

11-16-2010, 08:32 PM

I deny a lot of requests (mainly friend-whores of people I'm friends with only looking to boost their friend count). I HAVE 50 FRIENDS AND I TALK TO EACH ONE. I probably accidentally denied yours in the mix

Resend the request and I'll accept it

Edit:

well, I can't be perfectly honest with myself without mentioning that I tried doing that one-picture-a-day thing, starting on my last birthday. I forgot to do it on the fourth day, and on the fifth day I was just "fuck this, I'll try next year".

I'm more interested in seeing my physical changes, the third eye popping through the skin, receding hair line, muttonchop growth, etc.

If I have kids I'm going to take a picture of them every day until they're 18, then I'll put it on youtube. I'd get SO MANY VIEWS it wouldn't even be funny

Azhiri

11-16-2010, 08:51 PM

I don't understand (not even in the slightest way) how the duckface was even originally thought of to be "sexy"

I think it's supposed to give off an "Angelina Jolie" vibe because she has such full lips. But she looks nothing like you, silly duckfaces! :(

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2032912&id=1555546860&page=6

"Me looking all sexy"
"Him, not so much"

LMFAO

user472884

11-16-2010, 08:55 PM

I think I took like... four of those pictures, the rest of them took the rest.

user472884

11-17-2010, 02:45 AM

crap.. wrong thread

MOVE ALONG FOLKS

Edit:

this stupid physics problem...

for every time I try to do it I get different answers

Edit:

oh goddamnit....

Physics makes a lot more sense mathematically, physically, and logically when you solve for fucking velocity correctly....

Second time fucking up... and writing "10cm" as ".01m"

FUCK

Azhiri

11-17-2010, 03:21 AM

-Every time I try to sneak something out of the kitchen late at night, my dad wakes up.. but if I ever need him in the morning he's out cold. Figures :rolleyes:

user472884

11-17-2010, 03:30 AM

I'd make some joke about it having to do with an alternate dimension but I'm far too tired and frustrated right now

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-17-2010, 01:34 PM

When you think you're having a convo with someone, but then realise they're on bluetooth. TF?

AlizéeInspired

11-17-2010, 02:30 PM

When you think you're having a convo with someone, but then realise they're on bluetooth. TF?

HAHAHA!!! No, that's just funny! :p

DrSmith

11-18-2010, 04:43 AM

-being unable to fall asleep

I've been having trouble sleeping the past couple days, and tonight it's gotten the worst where I've been laying in bed for hours and haven't slept a wink. And I have to be up pretty early in the morning which is gonna be great. :(

user472884

11-18-2010, 04:51 AM

Just imagine Ben Stein singing lullabies to you

DrSmith

11-18-2010, 05:54 AM

I have a better idea. I'll listen to Alizée.

You know, I never go to bed with music on but that just might help. Either that, or I'll be too into the music and unable to sleep. It's certainly worth a shot—the worst that could happen is that I stay up and listen to an entire albumzée. I can't lose either way! (Until the morning when I'm dead tired.)

Edit:

Une Enfant du Siècle did not put me to sleep, and I swear that 36 and a half minutes went by way too quickly.

Tom

11-18-2010, 06:01 AM

Une Enfant du Siècle did not put me to sleep, and I swear that 36 and a half minutes went by way too quickly.

Try Parler tout bas. It have worked for me in the first try before. ;)

But if whole Une Enfant du Siècle didn't work for you, I doubt PTB will do. :blink:

user472884

11-18-2010, 07:47 AM

AAm (as well as the rest of the universe at your 90wpm fingertips) being too great of a distraction to do your work

Azhiri

11-18-2010, 08:14 AM

Une Enfant du Siècle did not put me to sleep, and I swear that 36 and a half minutes went by way too quickly.

Really? During marching season on early-morning three-hour bus rides I'd always listen to UEdS to help me get much-needed sleep. I prolly owe my lack of.. death to Lili. :p

Try La Javanaise?

user472884

11-18-2010, 01:01 PM

Whenever I want to just sleep, I'll listen to talk radio (I think it's something that has to do with my nostalgia for falling asleep after a long saint patty's day or halloween, listening to my mom and uncles talk about something and me trying to hang in there while laying on the couch on the back wall that's older than my mom)

but when I want to sleep, you know, so I don't die, I listen to gregorian chants. It's like a gloved dentist is gently massaging my brain

DrSmith

11-18-2010, 01:14 PM

I finally fell asleep for about an hour—maybe two— before I had to get up this morning. That tends to make you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all. I feel like crap but I'm done with everything I needed to do. I'm about to lay down now and hopefully sleep for the rest of the day.

user472884

11-18-2010, 01:32 PM

jung_adore_ALIZEE

11-18-2010, 03:13 PM

I finally fell asleep for about an hour—maybe two— before I had to get up this morning. That tends to make you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all.

Those seem to be my best days xD. To each his own I suppose.

Regards,

Jung

user472884

11-19-2010, 02:12 PM

when your socks pull at your leg hair

DrSmith

11-19-2010, 05:56 PM

-when you get a pair of socks that have no elasticity whatsoever, and they constantly slide down your legs

AlizéeInspired

11-19-2010, 06:25 PM

-when you get a pair of socks that have no elasticity whatsoever, and they constantly slide down your legs

Yeah, that does suck! I typically wear ankle socks, but that kinda happens with them as well. Always coming off and stuff.

However, it makes me happy when...

user472884

11-19-2010, 06:43 PM

cake......

DrSmith

11-19-2010, 07:00 PM

cake......

This. I ate this weird cake yesterday, it tasted disgusting!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2378/2097838170_05ab0f37e6.jpg

user472884

11-19-2010, 07:16 PM

wild night?

wasabi622

11-19-2010, 07:19 PM

I prefer the blue ones. They have a more fruity flavor. :p

user472884

11-19-2010, 07:29 PM

I would have imagined them to have a minty flavor

wasabi622

11-19-2010, 10:37 PM

When you order food online and it takes over 2 hours to be delivered.

user472884

11-21-2010, 05:41 AM

when you eat four (small) baked potatoes at 1 in the morning with a startling amount of sour cream, and your arms start hurting really bad

Edit:

thinking you're gonna go to bed early and wake up somewhat early but first you decide to check something out on the computer and hurf durf IT'S ALREADY 4 AM

Azhiri

11-21-2010, 03:41 PM

-Posting stuff that makes you happy in the "What pisses you off?" thread by mistake. :p
Get it together, Azhiri!

user472884

11-21-2010, 08:40 PM

it happens.

-----

When the backlight on your macbook starts randomly shutting off..... SON OF A BIATCH

Människöpesten

11-22-2010, 01:02 AM

my job. i hope it gets hit by a truck.

Edit:

-Posting stuff that makes you happy in the "What pisses you off?" thread by mistake. :p
Get it together, Azhiri!

DERPPPPP. good one :P

user472884

11-22-2010, 01:55 PM

- the itchiness that comes with cold sores
(seriously, my lip is killing me. I'd hate to have this irritation on my pants-parts... stay away from me nasty wimminz)

Edit:

the fucking kids who come in the library looking around like a frightened child/fawn, acknowledge the "sign in" sheet on the pedestal that you have to move out of the way to even get inside and DISREGARD IT, (I notice that these little nervous nuggets ALWAYS have their hands inside their hoodie sleeves) and will just stand there for a minute and the try to leave through the wrong door.

this chick next to me with buck teeth and a half. Seriously, she could scratch her chin with those trowels... couldn't she just get them sawed off or something so I don't have to stare at them? also, her eyebrows are permanently affixed in the "angry" look. If she were an emoticon, she'd be >: |=

Yes I know that was rude, but it was funny for me

Azhiri

11-22-2010, 04:39 PM

-Staying up so late that you wake up at 3:00 PM! :mad: I'll never do it again. I still have some time left but what a waste of a day.

Merci Alizée

11-22-2010, 04:46 PM

-Staying up so late that you wake up at 3:00 PM! :mad: I'll never do it again. I still have some time left but what a waste of a day.

:blink: From what time to 3 PM?

Azhiri

11-22-2010, 04:49 PM

:blink: From what time to 3 PM?

5 AM. I had set my alarm to wake me up at a reasonable time (11:00 AM) and promised myself that I'd get up with it but I guess I didn't.

user472884

11-22-2010, 04:50 PM

I stayed up until about the same time... except some of us had to come to school today, and can't even go to bed early because of some stupid national honor society thing tonight that's too early to take a nap before, and too late to stay up for.

- how every school in the country except yours gets this week off

On the plus side though, I did get second place in this little ptsa "reflections" contest. I guess I only got second place out of the school, but now I'll be judged within the district and so on.

What I don't understand is that the contest theme is "together we can...", and 90% of the photos have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING TOGETHERNESS OR WEENESS (lolz you said weeness) OR CANNESS (the photo that beat me is of some chick. It's a stunning photo, don't get me wrong, but you tell me how it relates or exemplifies "together we can")

Mine probably won't get past the district thing. It wasn't that good, and I really hate post editing so it's essentially a raw (not RAW) photograph competing against some other crap that's more layers and filters than photo.

- People who depend on photoshop to make them good photographers.

Azhiri

11-22-2010, 04:57 PM

user472884

11-22-2010, 04:59 PM

Is that the one that beat you? It IS a good picture, but it looks more like a flyer for depression or anorexia or drugs or something. Not that the girl looks anorexic or like an addict, but she looks sad. :p

Yep. It's a fine photo, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying it has absolutely nothing to do with the contest theme. It's like submitting a sandwich recipe to the Holocaust Museum... wtf?

the one of mine they chose was the guitar one on my facebook. too lazy to link
and bells about to ring

Azhiri

11-22-2010, 05:01 PM

the one of mine they chose was the guitar one on my facebook. too lazy to link
and bells about to ring

Oh yeah, I liked that one.

Have fun LEARNING, Jally. I'm just gonna.. -stretch and yawn- play some word of warcraft, or.. eat some chocolate, or.. ahhh I don't know. Gosh, relaxing is hard work, I kinda envy you. ;)

Tom

11-22-2010, 05:11 PM

-Staying up so late that you wake up at 3:00 PM! :mad: I'll never do it again. I still have some time left but what a waste of a day.

- Sleeping for more than 6 hours each night pisses me off! When I look at the clock and notice I have been asleep longer than this, I always feel like I've wasted time. I really don't like to sleep. :mad:

user472884

11-22-2010, 10:23 PM

stupid national honor society induction ceremony crap

making me dress up all fancy-like (I actually love formal attire. Half-windsor ftw)

To gain a partial glimpse of the horror of the whole thing, it was like having a bunch of high schoolers slowly read you every word of the terms and conditions before you could click accept.

I can't decide which was my favorite part; the dirty fat mom with the dirty pony tail and the dirty old pink track pants with the two week old baby*, clenching the yellow rose and finding out the hard way that there were still thorns on it, or the guy in front who thought because he had a d3 and a sb900 that he could get good pictures... FOR CHRIST'S SAKE NOT ONLY WAS HE USING A FLASH WHEN THERE WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH AMBIENT LIGHT, BUT HE HAD THE BALLS TO PUT A DIFFUSER ON IT!!!!!!!!

*I wanted to fucking throttle that lady. She leaves her giant stroller right in front of the stage (literally, touching it even) and when the baby starts crying (that 1 week old newborn cry) she ignores it for about 15 seconds, and then thinks she can calm it down by giving it a bottle, and after a minute of the entire theater glaring at her she gets the hint to walk out. This was all during some girl's speech, and she kept talking through the whole thing, I felt so bad for her.

Aayush

11-22-2010, 10:25 PM

-when i waste 1/3rd of day's time on net. I do get pissed off by that but i really can't ignore that too..."Alizée America" :p

Fèvier

11-22-2010, 10:33 PM

-when I update my iPod's software and all my music is deleted (except for the files I put in the VLC Player app for some reason). :mad:

user472884

11-22-2010, 10:34 PM

realizing twenty minutes after posting a similar post on facebook, that you're actually friends with the national honor society.

I think I'm safe, they're probably all still there getting tanked on King Soopers cake and dixie's full of Hawaiian Punch (served with a ladle, for authenticity)

Azhiri

11-22-2010, 11:20 PM

Aw man, I remember when I was in National Honors Society last year. It crawled by painfully slow but the chocolate cupcakes almost made up for it. Plus I got to wear a really pretty dress.

AlizéeInspired

11-22-2010, 11:28 PM

stupid national honor society induction ceremony crap

making me dress up all fancy-like (I actually love formal attire. Half-windsor ftw)

I went fairly casual. Some nice shorts and a nice flannel button up collared shirt. It was hot and I didn't feel like suiting up for business. Don't let the man get you down!!!

user472884

11-22-2010, 11:54 PM

Plus I got to wear a really pretty dress.

me too

I just love wearing a suit n' tie. Dunno why. Maybe it has something to do with my affinity for order and complimentary sets of things. If people were cool with it, I'd wear a suit to school every day.

But other than that, I was angry that I had to be formal. I was considering sticking it to the man and going in my normal khaki's and a graphic t-shirt, but the lady in charge of the national honor society at my school was a teacher of mine last year, and she really likes me and respects me and I didn't want to disrespect her.

Tchaikovsky

11-23-2010, 12:14 AM

- The studio audience of 'Baggage'

Joonhyuk

11-23-2010, 03:01 AM

North Korea... swear to god

VVVACCPLPNLY

11-23-2010, 09:19 AM

North Korea... swear to god

Hellz yeah, I saw that shit this morning!

user472884

11-23-2010, 09:39 AM

North Korea... swear to god

that made me laugh from a good healthy place

Edit:

when your french teacher hunts you down to give you some spam mail card about some Deliverance village in Minnesota that (as the card reads) "will allow you to: practice your language skills immersed in the sight, sounds, and scents of another culture- experience the food, arts, sports, and games you have only read about - boost your language confidence before the finals"

- That first point, that sounds like every weeaboo club I've ever heard of, and every stupid "cultural" experience in a language class (i.e. eating bread in French, eating tortilla chips in Spanish, etc)... but for a week, in fuckin' minnesota

- Second one... I've made coq au vin, I've made boeuf bourgignon, I've made creme brulee... I've played soccer... after I read about something I do it, I don't sit there in the corner stroking my weeaboo bone.

- I'm already confident. I have TONS more to learn, but as of right now I'm confident.

She even thought she could trumph me by saying "sometimes they even have gaelic", oh you should've seen the look on her face when I told her I was already learning it. From what I've noticed, there seems to be a certain threshold on the number of languages you can study before people start to think you're weird.

Aayush

11-23-2010, 03:07 PM

-whenever i listens to Alizée French songs and can't understand even a bit :( Damn on my french...

user472884

11-23-2010, 04:17 PM

-whenever i listens to Alizée French songs and can't understand even a bit :( Damn on my french...

learn it then.

Azhiri

11-23-2010, 06:20 PM

that made me laugh from a good healthy place

Edit:

when your french teacher hunts you down to give you some spam mail card about some Deliverance village in Minnesota that (as the card reads) "will allow you to: practice your language skills immersed in the sight, sounds, and scents of another culture- experience the food, arts, sports, and games you have only read about - boost your language confidence before the finals"

- That first point, that sounds like every weeaboo club I've ever heard of, and every stupid "cultural" experience in a language class (i.e. eating bread in French, eating tortilla chips in Spanish, etc)... but for a week, in fuckin' minnesota

- Second one... I've made coq au vin, I've made boeuf bourgignon, I've made creme brulee... I've played soccer... after I read about something I do it, I don't sit there in the corner stroking my weeaboo bone.

- I'm already confident. I have TONS more to learn, but as of right now I'm confident.

She even thought she could trumph me by saying "sometimes they even have gaelic", oh you should've seen the look on her face when I told her I was already learning it. From what I've noticed, there seems to be a certain threshold on the number of languages you can study before people start to think you're weird.

Ahh, I was gonna say "DON'T DO IT!" but it looks like you've already got a clear stance on the situation. My dad's travelled many, many places, and he's said Minnesota is the only place he couldn't find something good about. You know how every state kind of has something cool they're known for? Well, Minnesota is apparently unpleasant from border to border.

No offense to anybody who lives in Minnesota, I'm just parroting what my father told me. :p

lefty12357

11-23-2010, 08:10 PM

Ahh, I was gonna say "DON'T DO IT!" but it looks like you've already got a clear stance on the situation. My dad's travelled many, many places, and he's said Minnesota is the only place he couldn't find something good about. You know how every state kind of has something cool they're known for? Well, Minnesota is apparently unpleasant from border to border.

No offense to anybody who lives in Minnesota, I'm just parroting what my father told me. :p

Yeah, please, don't anybody come to Minnesota. There's nothing to see or do here and we don't have room for any more people anyway. ;)

AlizéeInspired

11-23-2010, 08:32 PM

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4028/4265728932_a9f3d77a07.jpg

Aayush

11-23-2010, 09:22 PM

learn it then.

Rosetta Stone is in the process but without being taught by a human teacher, it's hard to actually learn any language, for which i presently don't have time. But i'll definitely learn it.

user472884

11-23-2010, 09:55 PM

Rosetta Stone is in the process but without being taught by a human teacher, it's hard to actually learn any language, for which i presently don't have time. But i'll definitely learn it.

as long as you want to learn it, it's not difficult

I picked up spanish and french like *that*, but I struggled with russian because frankly... I don't really care to learn russian

Aayush

11-23-2010, 11:18 PM

learn it then.

as long as you want to learn it, it's not difficult

I picked up spanish and french like *that*

That's awesome. So did you actually succeeded in learning only through RS or took the lessons somewhere else too ?

user472884

11-24-2010, 02:43 AM

That's awesome. So did you actually succeeded in learning only through RS or took the lessons somewhere else too ?

Rosetta Stone, books, MANY movies, music (I wonder where you could find some of that), radio, interviews, speeches, etc.

Rosetta Stone can't be solely depended on, as it can only teach you about a third of a language (try to show "however" using a picture)

Aayush

11-24-2010, 05:15 AM

Rosetta Stone can't be solely depended on, as it can only teach you about a third of a language
yups that's the problem.

user472884

11-24-2010, 06:15 AM

yups that's the problem.

the real problem is people picking one "quick and easy" source and expecting fluency.

Language learning isn't a quick purchase and an hour here or there, it's a need.

Aayush

11-24-2010, 06:22 AM

the real problem is people picking one "quick and easy" source and expecting fluency.

Language learning isn't a quick purchase and an hour here or there, it's a need.
Exactly.

That's the reason many people give up while learning a whole new language. It's a fact that even to speak fluently our mother tongue we took many years since our birth, so how one expects to be fluent in another language so early ?:o :mad:

user472884

11-24-2010, 09:55 PM

FUCKING CAMPERS ON COD

can't stand it

Fèvier

11-24-2010, 10:00 PM

FUCKING CAMPERS ON COD

can't stand it

Especiy with Black Ops. I played this one round in team death match and the other team just placed a jammer and camped around it. Fucking took forever for the match to end! :mad:

Tom

11-25-2010, 12:35 AM

FUCKING CAMPERS ON COD

can't stand it

Reminded me of campers at the hotel in Karkand. :mad:

AlizéeInspired

11-25-2010, 04:40 PM

FUCKING CAMPERS ON COD

can't stand it

I f*** campers.

Seriously, make them pay.

(I support GKC. Gangsta's Killin' Campers :D)

user472884

11-25-2010, 06:49 PM

The whole time during WaW I'd just play, and if I found a fucking camper I'd spend the rest of the game with my ppsh-reflex hunting that fucker down

Azhiri

11-25-2010, 07:06 PM

THOSE GODDAMN CAMPERS ARE SO ANNOYING YOU GUYS

My hunter was in Nagrand farming Mageweave cloth and Mag'har rep for the Talbuk mount the other day and a friggin shaman comes up and starts blasting away on me, but because it was a friggin shaman I was able to handle it with no trouble and go about my merry way but then they called their Paladin friend and it got real ugly and camp-ish, so I called a Death Knight friend AND a Paladin friend and they slayed the Paladin so then the Paladin called some of his guild members so we called some of our guild members and eventually half of everybody's guild was in Nagrand killing each other and it was so epic you guys let me tell you.

Wait.. that pissed me off?

user472884

11-25-2010, 07:15 PM

cod > wow

ftw

Azhiri

11-25-2010, 09:16 PM

cod > wow

ftw

eff you

ftw

-When my bangs get.. oily. Oooooh, out of all my hygienic pet peeves oily hair is the biggest one and so I hate when it happens to me! :(

Människöpesten

11-25-2010, 10:22 PM

eff you

ftw

-When my bangs get.. oily. Oooooh, out of all my hygienic pet peeves oily hair is the biggest one and so I hate when it happens to me! :(

i agree with azhiri. fuck yeah the sundering. also, azhiri. go to gilneas and tame a white fox. they look AWESOME.

Edit:

eff you

ftw

-When my bangs get.. oily. Oooooh, out of all my hygienic pet peeves oily hair is the biggest one and so I hate when it happens to me! :(

also, those bastards removed cloth rep turn ins i'm pissed.

Azhiri

11-25-2010, 11:12 PM

i agree with azhiri. fuck yeah the sundering. also, azhiri. go to gilneas and tame a white fox. they look AWESOME.

EEEEEEEE I know, I've already tamed two foxes (black and white), a freakin' seagull, a little monkey with a pickaxe (it stayed in his hand after taming, so now it looks like he's hacking away at enemies with an axe), a Mastiff, and one of the new cat models. :3

The Sundering was amazing, new Orgrimmar is kinda confusing though. Have you gotten into the Gallywix Pleasure Palace in Azshara yet? My friends and I found a way up and it's so cool, there's a pool, a hottub, a sauna, a golf course, and a mini bar up there. It's pretty sweet.

user472884

11-26-2010, 12:15 AM

you kids and your fantasy games...

Merci Alizée

11-26-2010, 12:24 AM

AlizéeInspired

11-26-2010, 12:31 AM

- when you wake up in the morning and see that you slept on glasses which caused the frame to bend. (Happened few days ago).

- when you wake up in the morning and you realize that you forgot the place where you kept glasses before sleeping. Now you search everywhere, but can't find it (searching for anything without glasses is itself difficult). Then you find it on floor below your bed. (Happened today).

Lol. I've done both. Just today when I was waking up, I stepped on my glasses! Hahaha. I had awaken all sweaty and uncomfortable. Still waking up, I stumbled out of bed and stepped on them. I keep mine on the floor next to my bed when I sleep. Yes, I know, I probably shouldn't... But hey, they're not broken yet :rolleyes:

Aayush

11-26-2010, 12:31 AM

- when you wake up in the morning and see that you slept on glasses which caused the frame to bend.
Lolz it has already happened with me many times. Infact, i had lost 2 specs due to that :p

Merci Alizée

11-26-2010, 12:37 AM

Lol. I've done both. Just today when I was waking up, I stepped on my glasses! Hahaha. I had awaken all sweaty and uncomfortable. Still waking up, I stumbled out of bed and stepped on them. I keep mine on the floor next to my bed when I sleep. Yes, I know, I probably shouldn't... But hey, they're not broken yet :rolleyes:

Glasses hardly break these days. Though I have broken 9-10 glasses in past 10 years, but for last few years, they just don't break. I mean this one which I'm using, might have hit the floor like hundred times and nothing happened to it. Lolz it has already happened with me many times. Infact, i had lost 2 specs due to that :p

Lost in the house? I guess you will find them back in Diwali cleaning. :p

user472884

11-26-2010, 01:08 AM

- when you go to look for your laptop and you spend a good twenty minutes looking for it
(bathroom, should'a known)

Merci Alizée

11-26-2010, 01:14 AM

- when you go to look for your laptop and you spend a good twenty minutes looking for it
(bathroom, should'a known)

:blink: Do you use your laptop in bathroom?

user472884

11-26-2010, 01:17 AM

sometimes...

I'm not the only one here who does, I assure you.

Some people have books (again, like someone here), but I figure having access to the entire universe at my fingertips is pretty damn good too.

Merci Alizée

11-26-2010, 01:20 AM

sometimes...

I'm not the only one here who does, I assure you.

Weird for me. I hardly move my laptop from here. In fact, anything rarely changes in about it's position. Lid is always up, it's always switched on lying on this table.

user472884

11-26-2010, 02:00 AM

I'm usually on my laptop for 5-14 hours at a time (and has been turned on 24/7 for a few years now)

It's been everywhere, bed, office, kitchen, garage, metal shop, roof, pool, etc.

Fèvier

11-26-2010, 08:20 AM

The fucking turkey we had. It was good and all but it was just so damn heavy that after a few bites you felt full. Now I'm hungry as fuck!

user472884

11-26-2010, 07:48 PM

You could soak a turkey in it's own juices for forty days and forty nights, and it would still taste really dry to me.

Going ice skating for the first time, and falling in such a way that you punch your own jaw

Azhiri

11-26-2010, 08:40 PM

I <3 turkey for its dryness. I like my chicken the same way.

-I have 30 notecards for the characters of Homer's The Odyssey due Monday and I haven't even started yet.

user472884

11-26-2010, 10:23 PM

oh lawdy, now lemme see heyah...

- odysseus - derp
- penelope - wife
- telemachus - son
- achilles - brad pitt
- polyphemus - cyclops
- circe - pig witch
- scylla - MONSTER (oh lawdy, don't go in there! he be in there goin' cut'chyoo bitch!)
- some guy that talked to him when he went to hades

THAT'S BOUT MY 'XTENT OF MAH MEMORY ON THE SUBJECT

sumi1

11-26-2010, 10:34 PM

People who argue about how awesome a product is without even using it for a second.

DrSmith

11-27-2010, 02:26 AM

-when my computer freezes up as I'm trying to enjoy a live event

Aayush

11-27-2010, 02:40 AM

-when m downloading some Alizée videos & just after it's 83% completed, power goes off and you don't have resume facility.

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 02:49 AM

-The way people here in America call other cultures "gross" for things like eating dogs and foot-binding when meanwhile, we fill our lungs with smoke to be "cool", starve ourselves to get 22-inch waistlines so we can be "sexy", and put out for people we've known for two hours for "fun". In my honest opinion WE'RE the gross ones.

DrSmith

11-27-2010, 03:17 AM

we fill our lungs with smoke to be "cool", starve ourselves to get 22-inch waistlines so we can be "sexy", and put out for people we've known for two hours for "fun".

None of those things are exclusively American, they could be attributes of any developed country.

And foot-binding is definitely worse. Even countries in which it was practiced now prohibit it. Since you brought up people starving themselves to be "sexy", foot-binding is actually somewhat comparable because bound feet were considered desirable and sexy. Only it was more than that, it was a sign of male dominance that debilitated women and frankly it's ridiculous to try to defend that type of culture.

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 03:31 AM

None of those things are exclusively American, they could be attributes of any developed country.

True.

And foot-binding is definitely worse. Even countries in which it was practiced now prohibit it. Since you brought up people starving themselves to be "sexy", foot-binding is actually somewhat comparable because bound feet were considered desirable and sexy. Only it was more than that, it was a sign of male dominance that debilitated women and frankly it's ridiculous to try to defend that type of culture.

Not necessarily defending it, I was just noting that it was ironic how the same people who view it as gross (appearance-wise, we discussed it in history once and everyone was worried about "the smell" and "the way it looked") also do disgusting things to their bodies.

Additionally, I think the way women strive to have dangerously thin waistlines is also a sign of male dominance because of the ridiculous image the media has created for women to live up to so they can be considered attractive by men. Trust me when I say that as a teenage girl I feel an enormous amount of pressure to be that thin, and there was a brief time when a few health concerns came up because of it - I know a lot of girls have and are going through that every day and the root cause is that they think they will be "loved" because of it. I think men definitely have power over women in our society (and probably in many other well-developed countries as you pointed out).

DrSmith

11-27-2010, 03:44 AM

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 03:48 AM

I do hate that women are expected to be so thin and frail, and I also hate t'opposite mindset to counter it where people think it's okay to be fat. Not enough people value physical fitness, especially in women.

So do I, to both extremes - I think we should all just find a comfortable, healthy balance and stop idealizing celebrities.

user472884

11-27-2010, 03:50 AM

Here's the thing though... don't worry about that "pressure". You'll only be impressing those guys who care about the size of your waistline... and if they're focused on the diameter of your waist rather than your brain, they're not worth impressing.

- My crazy stalker who won't leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah... so there's this chick I know in California who I've known since 5th grade. We were never "best friends", but on occasion we would swing or play on the monkey bars or something.

Six years later, and so far she's accused me of "cheating" when I had ignored her for a full year due to said mental instability, asked me to impregnate her, bragged to me about how her boyfriend is a drug dealer, became bulimic to try and impress me, asked me to beat up said boyfriend, take her to a restaurant in my dad's sports car (again, I ignore her ALL THE TIME so it's just random shit like this), told her parents that I had asked to stay at their house to finish school (when I told her I was moving... crazy bitch goes and makes up that shit), showed up on my doorstep on my birthday (I think 14th)(which A. I didn't know she knew, and B. I always celebrate alone with Lemon Meringue pie and all day xbox/civilization 3/starcraft) with a homemade cake...

need I say more?

No? I will anyway.

I tend to befriend the intelligent types, and I was talking to a friend who told me that she told him that I had asked her ("omg like omg" speak, sorry) to marry me.... *shudder* and that I'd be moving back to California "for her".... *double shudder*

Now... I have no idea how, but she found my new cell phone number.......... FUCK

She pisses me off so much, I think she deserves a double entry

- My crazy stalker

Edit:

If anybody's seen "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not", it's a pretty similar deal

except that she tells her friends that because we met in 5th grade, that we're some kind of Forrest Gump childhood romance story destined to wed... and about four times as bat-shit crazy

Edit:

- My crazy stalker who is a WEEABOO

DrSmith

11-27-2010, 03:53 AM

Did they even get married in Forrest Gump? I don't remember how that ended.

user472884

11-27-2010, 03:54 AM

SPOILER

Yep. Then she died.

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 03:55 AM

Here's the thing though... don't worry about that "pressure". You'll only be impressing those guys who care about the size of your waistline... and if they're focused on the diameter of your waist rather than your brain, they're not worth impressing.

I'm not saying they don't exist, but I've met only a few guys who were genuinely interested in personality and personal connection and at times the other type seems like your only alternative. :p

- My crazy stalker who won't leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah... so there's this chick I know in California who I've known since 5th grade. We were never "best friends", but on occasion we would swing or play on the monkey bars or something.

Six years later, and so far she's accused me of "cheating" when I had ignored her for a full year due to said mental instability, asked me to impregnate her, bragged to me about how her boyfriend is a drug dealer, became bulimic to try and impress me, asked me to beat up said boyfriend, take her to a restaurant in my dad's sports car (again, I ignore her ALL THE TIME so it's just random shit like this), told her parents that I had asked to stay at their house to finish school (when I told her I was moving... crazy bitch goes and makes up that shit), showed up on my doorstep on my birthday (which A. I didn't know she knew, and B. I always celebrate alone with Lemon Meringue pie and all day xbox/civilization 3/starcraft) with a homemade cake...

need I say more?

No? I will anyway.

I tend to befriend the intelligent types, and I was talking to a friend who told me that she told him that I had asked her ("omg like omg" speak, sorry) to marry me.... *shudder* and that I'd be moving back to California "for her".... *double shudder*

Now... I have no idea how, but she found my new cell phone number.......... FUCK

She pisses me off so much, I think she deserves a double entry

- My crazy stalker

Tell your crazy stalker to seek psychiatric help and change your name before your nonexistent pet bunny ends up dead on your stove.

You might not understand that.

user472884

11-27-2010, 03:56 AM

Tell your crazy stalker to seek psychiatric help

I did... and she does... "because it would make me happy"

and she asks for advice from her weeaboo friends, and every now and then I'll get a random message from some weeaboo (you know, the one who's photo is of her wearing a cat-ear head band, duck face, and the peace sign) telling me to "stop being mean to her"

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 03:59 AM

- My crazy stalker who is a WEEABOO

here, have my weaboo beating stick.

Edit:

SPOILER

Yep. Then she died.

Very sad, I still cry at the end of Forrest Gump. That and All Dogs go to Heaven.

user472884

11-27-2010, 04:04 AM

if you're referring to me

HEY... shut up

if you're referring to her

here, have my weaboo beating stick.

I don't need two stalkers chil', but thanks for the offer.

This is my weeaboo beating stick.

http://www.trueswords.com/japanese-anime-sword-p-2807.html

Weeaboos are attracted to it's weeaboo-attracting powers, then I pwn them.

It's like going to the batting cages

Edit:

I think the only movies I've ever cried for were:

Pan (I was like 4, but I remember being moved by the baby crying in the rain)

El Laberinto Del Fauno (I still bawl like a bitch when she gets shot... SHE WAS DOING WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS BEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE A FAGGOT LIKE THAT CAPITAN VIDAL?)

Return to Blue Lagoon (mommy dying part)

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 04:05 AM

and she asks for advice from her weeaboo friends, and every now and then I'll get a random message from some weeaboo (you know, the one who's photo is of her wearing a cat-ear head band, duck face, and the peace sign) telling me to "stop being mean to her"

lord.

There should be a way you can block certain people from your phone. Is there something like that? My phone doesn't have it.. -doublecheck-

user472884

11-27-2010, 04:07 AM

I have Sprint Rant (worst phone on the planet)

and with a little research, "this phone at this time has no ability to block incoming calls or texts from unwanted contacts. We will however, change your cellular number free of charge"

LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED FUCKING SPRINT

- I can't get a new phone until March because of some stupid contract bullshit.

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 04:12 AM

El Laberinto Del Fauno (I still bawl like a bitch when she gets shot... SHE WAS DOING WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS BEST WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE A FAGGOT LIKE THAT CAPITAN VIDAL?)

Oh Jesus I hated Vidal! That was very sad also.

Oh! And the part from The Land Before Time where Littlefoot's mom dies. And the end of Watership Down when the rabbit dies and Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel starts playing.

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Edit:

- I can't get a new phone until March because of some stupid contract bullshit.

HA

I'm getting an iPhone for Christmas. Right now I have LG Neon which is like, the pre-schooler version of the slidey.. keyboardy.. phone.

user472884

11-27-2010, 04:21 AM

I want an iphone not because of the iphoneness, but so I wouldn't have to keep track of both my ipod and phone. And plus, I know exactly how to use an iphone... not any of this "droid" and 'android' crap

but a boy-creature can dream, eh?

Azhiri

11-27-2010, 04:47 AM

The iPhone.. ehh, I used to mess with my ex's iPhone all the time so I have some knowledge of file/button/option location, all that stuff, but it's a far cry from my LG Neon so it'll take a little getting used to. Other than that I'm so excited to be able to have a fast internet connection from a phone and actual storage space and non-lame games and music and all that. :wub:

user472884

11-27-2010, 10:24 AM

i think the iphone itself just looks so sexy... with it's metal band and non-plastic/chrome back to be scratched like a muh'fuh'

if anyone says the whole phone is crap because of one design flaw I WILL CUT YOU

sumi1

11-27-2010, 11:53 AM

if anyone says the whole phone is crap because of one design flaw I WILL CUT YOU

It is crap because of many other flaws.

Fèvier

11-27-2010, 12:06 PM

It is crap because of many other flaws.

like it not having Flash! WTF!? makes it much harder to do shit online when I don't have a computer :mad:

sumi1

11-27-2010, 02:01 PM

like it not having Flash! WTF!? makes it much harder to do shit online when I don't have a computer

Lack of multitasking, outdated hardware and most importantly, lack of freedom.

user472884

11-27-2010, 02:09 PM

lols

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sumi1

11-27-2010, 02:46 PM

@Jalen:

Great video. ROFLMAO!

user472884

11-27-2010, 06:54 PM

@Jalen:

Great video. ROFLMAO!

we do have a quote button, you know

Fèvier

11-27-2010, 07:12 PM

we do have a quote button, you know

He's a noob. Jaja ^_^

Azhiri

11-28-2010, 12:51 AM

-This article (5 Moves that Make You Look Cheap)!

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/111349/5-moves-that-make-you-look-cheap

With the state this economy's in I think we all have a right to look as cheap as we darn well want to. :p

user472884

11-28-2010, 01:07 AM

I tip according to how pleased I am with the service (none of this 15% bullshit)

I frequent this sandwich shop, and the girl who works there is always just a bitch (going as far to acting out a skit (obviously premeditated) along the lines of "hey cindy, I wonder if we're going to get any tips today" "I don't know, but if we do, I hope they're generous!") so she only gets the coinage I get back.

However this one time at Chili's with some friends, we had this awesome waitress who was kind and courteous and really helpful, and I tipped... uh... a lot more than I should have.

Människöpesten

11-28-2010, 01:27 AM

-this article (5 moves that make you look cheap)!

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/111349/5-moves-that-make-you-look-cheap

with the state this economy's in i think we all have a right to look as cheap as we darn well want to. :p

....how did you find me

Azhiri

11-28-2010, 01:40 AM

....how did you find me

Asked AAmers about other AAmers on facebook and they uh, dropped some names :cool:

-In almost every picture I've ever seen of Megan Fox, she's making this face:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/09/megan-fox.jpg

or at least parting her lips a little bit.

user472884

11-28-2010, 03:43 AM

- the chicks who always, always wear makeup, and try to hide themselves when they don't.

If you can't be confident in yourself, how am I supposed to?

Azhiri

11-28-2010, 03:58 AM

I know.

OH

-The way that at my school everyone thinks the girls who wear the most makeup are the prettiest/hottest/whatever. Raccoon eyes are honestly not attractive but people here seem to think otherwise.

user472884

11-28-2010, 04:22 AM

The massive amount of makeup doesn't irritate me nearly as much as the chicks who have no idea how to properly apply it

severianb

11-28-2010, 02:49 PM

-In almost every picture I've ever seen of Megan Fox, she's making this face:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/09/megan-fox.jpg

or at least parting her lips a little bit.

In case you didn't know she has had plastic surgery. Obviously, you know she wears TONS of makeup.

- the chicks who always, always wear makeup, and try to hide themselves when they don't.

If you can't be confident in yourself, how am I supposed to?

I think it's like drinking caffine or smoking. You start out slow, and next thing you know, you're addicted and just are not yourself unless you use it.

I know.

OH

-The way that at my school everyone thinks the girls who wear the most makeup are the prettiest/hottest/whatever. Raccoon eyes are honestly not attractive but people here seem to think otherwise.

The people who have a clue find lack of makeup and natural beauty the best. Unfortunately, the majority don't have a clue. Whatever. The bimbos and mimbos can have each other. :D

user472884

11-28-2010, 03:10 PM

"Hai, I'm Big Earl, and this is my wife Candy"
*aggressively loud gum smacking with an open mouth"
"hey everybody"

Azhiri

11-28-2010, 09:38 PM

Working on the stupid assignment for The Odyssey I mentioned on.. another page. And it's frustrating me :(

Bahaha, I should just reference an Alizée picture for Aphrodite.

Aayush

11-28-2010, 11:18 PM

-When our whole group just waits for a single person, when we are already late for the class.

Srd93

11-29-2010, 12:32 AM

-Women, and their ability to stay in my mind no matter what I do and make me feel like a PoS.

user472884

11-29-2010, 04:23 AM

- youtube stars/whores
- how I always get nervous and anxious whenever I have to do something somewhat significant (such as tomorrow I'm going to troll through all the offices for some info on how to start a club at this school. Absolutely nothing difficult about it, just makes me nervous)

Azhiri

11-29-2010, 04:24 AM

Ooh, what's the club for? Reading? Music?

OH

-There's an anime club at my school.

AN ANIME CLUB AT MY SCHOOL

just. just let that sink in.

user472884

11-29-2010, 04:31 AM

paintball club.

Something I actually give a shit about, will never grow to be a massive thing (like fbla or that animal one) so I can keep it small and personal and only with people who truly care about paintball.

Plus, my mom keeps bitching me out about how I'm not "doing enough"

At my old school, there was the Anime Klub (yes, with a "k"), a Japan Club, an Asian Culture Awareness Club (at a school that was fucking 89% Korean), Spanish Club (wait a minute), and something like the "cosplay club"

The thing was, all of those clubs were ran by the same weeaboo girl, and all the members of those clubs were weeaboo friends of said weeaboo girl, and were all sponsored by the weeaboo daughter's father (who was the main spanish teacher) who refused to believe that her daughter was a weeaboo (when your daughter for no particular reason comes to school dressed as sailor moon, it's time to find her some professional help).

They were all basically the same club, the same weeaboos, fapping to their weeaboo crap every lunch time.

Oh and by the way, my crazy stalker is in all those clubs