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04-19-2007, 12:57 AM
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Get a new face, mibir.
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04-19-2007, 08:50 PM
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This one has some sexual content, hope you dont get offended. If you do skip this post.
This guy is on vacation in China. Theres heavy rain outside and he cant find a hotel with a free room. Finally he finds one and asks the owner. (In Chinese) Please sir, i need a room, its freezing outside, you have to help me. The old man thinks about it and says. Ok, you can sleep in my daughters room, but i warn you, dont touch her or else you will pay. The man is so desperate that agrees. When hes in the room hes getting ready for bed when this hot, young and amazingly well formed girl appears in the room. The man cant help himself and ends up having sex with her (she was 25, legal age ok?). Next day, the man opens his eyes and has this huge rock on his body with a sign that says "First Chinese punishment, rock on body". The man can barely breath so he pushes the rock to the window next to the bed. He hears a whistle sound as the rock falls 10 storys down. A second sign appears "Second Chinese punishment. Balls tied to rock". The man is desperate!!! he doest want to lose his balls so he jumps outside the window...and reads the final sign on the window, "Third Chinese punishment, dick tied to bed legs". 
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04-19-2007, 10:39 PM
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ok well i had my friends had this tournament in intercourse pensylvania so he had a bus drive down their and well his bus driver was gay he told me about it and well they went ahead and went the back way
that's when my friend told me it was a crappy trip still it's lame but yea best i can come up with
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04-28-2007, 11:14 AM
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"A Mexican, a Tibetan monk and a Russian go to hell. The devil offers them a break and gives them the option to go to heaven if they can withstand a whiplash without screaming. The devil says that his power is so great that they can put something on theyre backs for protection. The 3 men agree and it starts:
1- The russian guy puts on his back a special russian alloy made with steel and diamond, impenetrable. The devil whips him and the alloy breaks on his back and the russian lets out a great scream. Lose. 2 - The Tibetan guy just chills, sits on the ground and starts to hum a prayer. The devil whips and whips and whips and gets nothing from the Tibetan Guy. He wins. The Mexican dude is kind of concerned, so he says "¿i can put anything on my back?" and the devil says "yes". The Mexican grabs the Tibetan monk and puts him on his back.... Hope nobody gets offended, its just a joke ¿ok?.
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04-28-2007, 01:59 PM
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A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy walk into a bar.
They all start chatting with a woman at the bar, and they are all trying to pick her up. In an effort to pick out a smart man, she says "I love an intelligent man, use the words liver and cheese in a sentence." So, the black guy says, "I like liver and cheese" The white guy says, "I can cook a mean liver with a side of cheese" The Mexican says, "Liver alone, cheese mine" lame, but I still laugh at it
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05-03-2007, 07:03 PM
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Had to laugh at that one!! Since im Mexican.
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05-05-2007, 09:00 AM
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What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!" They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!" They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"
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